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(eCanadaNow) Cool Jamie Foxx makes some waitresses day by asking her to choose her own tip which ended up to be $1500 bucks   (ecanadanow.com) divider line 22
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Ebenator 2007-02-10 12:43:44 PM  
Grammar nazis in 3...2...1...

 
andychrist420 2007-02-10 01:13:26 PM  
Did he at least get a handie?

 
Que es Amor 2007-02-10 01:33:27 PM  
Doesn't make up for Stealth

 
beve [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 01:53:21 PM  
The source added: "She was nearly in tears as she thanked him."

He didn't want you to cry, he wanted you to make his peener cry.

 
I Like Bread 2007-02-10 01:57:43 PM  
Getting a kick out of these replies etc.

Having worked as a waiter, there's something really sordid about what took place there and I don't know a single self-respecting manager who wouldn't have a problem with it.

 
bunnyThor 2007-02-10 02:05:26 PM  
When you are that rich, blowing $1500 on some frivolous activity is completely unremarkable to you. In fact, rather than being a frivolous activity, it might be totally worth it to you. Do you not think that there is a surge of self-satisfaction and a feeling of power that comes with idly and effortlessly reshaping some random person's life, knowing that you could afford to do it ten times a night forever without appreciable strain or effort?

This is why many of the rich feel special, godlike, and not interested in interacting with us in the hoi polloi except as a vehicle to further their aggrandizement. And our fawning and awe-tinged reactions to them as they enact their minor miracles only helps reinforce class roles and social stratification based on income.

 
gugz16 2007-02-10 02:21:27 PM  
Oh, I bet she got another kind of tip later on.

/If you know what I mean.

 
And _that's_the_way_the_cookie_crumbles 2007-02-10 02:57:26 PM  
Didn't he throw a hissy-fit when he found out that Colin Farrell was getting paid more than he was for being in 'Miami Vice'? Good to see that he hasn't lost all perspective.

 
martijannetti 2007-02-10 02:57:42 PM  
prostitutes are cool

 
TTBoyArDee 2007-02-10 03:14:28 PM  
didn't RTFA, but i propose this question:

Is he batshiat crazy or batshiat cool?

 
onomatopoetic 2007-02-10 03:31:11 PM  
Let's play find the Sociology major.

 
andychrist420 2007-02-10 03:55:25 PM  
onomatopoetic: Let's play find the Sociology major

bunnyThor?

 
zooklaw7 2007-02-10 05:04:53 PM  
Can't see what you wrote?
www.moviespotlight.nl
/where's your braille now?

 
AngryWhiteMale [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 05:22:42 PM  
Ain't that just like a woman.
Try to be a nice guy and give her a fifty dollar tip and she runs it up to $1500. He probably didn't even get a happy ending.

/yes, there is much wrong with that headline, subby, but I'm too tired to correct it for you.

 
ArcadianRefugee 2007-02-10 06:42:57 PM  
I Like Bread: I don't know a single self-respecting manager who wouldn't have a problem with it.

If the payee agrees to it, I don't know a single manage who could do a damned thing about it. fark him.

 
Hoboclown 2007-02-10 06:57:38 PM  
Do you think she split the tip with the other waitresses? Or do you think they're all just really mad that the hostess' best friend got assigned the Jamie Foxx table?

 
pinktaco4lunch [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 11:22:00 PM  
Better than a $0 JayLo tip

 
buz 2007-02-10 11:51:13 PM  
$1500 Canadian Bucks?

That's what? ... about Tree fitty? ($3.50, U.S.D.)

\Kidding, dammit. KIDDING! Put that flamethrower away!

 
theeagle 2007-02-10 11:53:24 PM  
And then the "dumb" waitress gets audited for the extra 1500 bucks that she forgot to declare..Too baddddd.

 
Jane Doe 2007-02-11 07:57:28 AM  
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shiat.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a farking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you never ever tip, huh?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, this girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. But she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

 
CowboyNinjaD 2007-02-11 05:10:38 PM  
i.realone.com

/disappointed
//does not encourage gold digging
///does not like George Bush

 
torr5962 2007-02-13 11:16:07 AM  
martijannetti:

Congrats...You win the thread!

 
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