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(News.com.au) Amusing Qantas attendant on flight to Mumbai accused of joining the Mile High Club with Lord Voldemort   (news.com.au) divider line 28
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Control_this [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 11:11:24 AM  
She wanted a trophy fark and now she's got the proof.

img.fark.com

 
leperboy69 2007-02-10 11:30:30 AM  
This is the one man I would probably turn gay for.

 
missmez [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 12:24:55 PM  
Way to blame the guy, you slag.

 
DandamanFL [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 01:15:41 PM  
She claims he ordered the TWA tea.

 
andychrist420 2007-02-10 01:19:36 PM  
Qantas?

 
raiden23 2007-02-10 01:21:29 PM  
How do you pronounce his name again? Isn't it "Rafe"?

 
andychrist420 2007-02-10 01:23:14 PM  
Qantas it is! I was expecting a U in there.

/Thought it was supposed to be english.
//U after Q... my education stopped there. I'm sorry.

 
leperboy69 2007-02-10 01:47:53 PM  
andychrist420: I was expecting a U in there.

'tis an acronym - Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Service.

 
tomasso [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 01:54:09 PM  
I'm shocked. Shocked!

It was a FEMALE flight attendant.

 
emotionalwench 2007-02-10 02:18:04 PM  
Who WOULDN'T join the Mile High Club with Ralph Fiennes?! He is one handsome guy.

And yes, raiden23, it is pronounced "Rafe."

 
Huggermugger 2007-02-10 02:28:25 PM  
emotionalwench

Who WOULDN'T join the Mile High Club with Ralph Fiennes?! He is one handsome guy.

/Amen to that
//Any altitude, any time
///Drool, drool

 
emotionalwench 2007-02-10 02:33:14 PM  
Huggermugger --- Any altitude, any time

Srsly. If it's true, this flight attendant is one lucky biatch. I would GLADY be fired from my job for the opportunity to fark Ralph Fiennes.

The fact that he was in Harry Potter just makes me love him the more.

 
emotionalwench 2007-02-10 02:34:05 PM  
Er, that is, gladly. I don't know who or what Glady is.

/needs to remember to preview

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 02:40:52 PM  
It's about time Ralph had a nice sex scandal! He's a great actor and needs the extra publicity.

 
glave27 2007-02-10 02:40:53 PM  
Fired?? When this hits the airwaves, Qantas reservations will go through the roof. That's what I call a "full service airline"!!

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 02:41:53 PM  
Though, being a hetero guy, I do wish there were pics of the stewardess, too!

oops - I mean flight attendant

 
Shenanigans! 2007-02-10 03:15:15 PM  
Why should the passengers get to have all the fun?

Everyone knows flight attendants take the job for the perks, not the lousy wages.

Gettin it on with Ralph Fiennes at 30K ft? One helluva perk.

 
fuzzlizard 2007-02-10 03:28:28 PM  
Well, here's to you, Mrs. Robertson. Ralph Feinnes loves you more than you can know. (oh oh oh...)

 
brakbudy 2007-02-10 04:43:43 PM  
tomasso: I'm shocked. Shocked!

It was a FEMALE flight attendant.


And she was under the age of 70!

/I'm assuming

 
Yankees Team Gynecologist 2007-02-10 05:06:17 PM  
brakbudy: And she was under the age of 70!

I've only heard of this guy a few times, but mostly in connection with period pieces, so yeah, I'm under the impression that he's probably banged fellow period-piece actors like Judy Dench and Helen Mirren.

 
white [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-02-10 05:18:02 PM  
I hear he packs quite the "wand"

 
amo [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 05:22:11 PM  
Yankees Team Gynecologist: I'm under the impression that he's probably banged fellow period-piece actors like Judy Dench and Helen Mirren.

If you were Judy Dench or Helen Mirren, wouldn't you kill for the chance to Mrs. Robinson that tasty piece of Benjamin?

 
spiderland 2007-02-10 06:27:44 PM  
Qantas never crashed!

 
brakbudy 2007-02-10 07:01:32 PM  
Yankees Team Gynecologist: I've only heard of this guy a few times, but mostly in connection with period pieces, so yeah, I'm under the impression that he's probably banged fellow period-piece actors like Judy Dench and Helen Mirren.

Naw, actually he has a penchant for older, much older, ladies. He divorced Alex Kingston (Dr. Corday from ER) to date a woman over 18 years his senior, and then after 11 years with her he started dating Ellen Barkin. At least she's only about 8 years older than he is.

 
simpsonfan 2007-02-10 07:08:15 PM  
I hate Quantas. All the flight attendants gave me was food, drinks and a pillow. I hate Quantas.

 
simpsonfan 2007-02-10 07:09:19 PM  
It was a flight to India. Not sure if this will get by the filters..."Thank you, cum again."

 
CowboyNinjaD 2007-02-11 12:06:53 AM  
Lord Voldemort bangs a stewardess in the bathroom of a plane...

Harry Potter is naked with a horse...

media.komotv.com


Voldemort for the win.

 
n_carrvoigt 2007-02-11 10:28:44 PM  
STOP SAYING HIS NAME!

 
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