She wanted a trophy fark and now she's got the proof.

This is the one man I would probably turn gay for.

Way to blame the guy, you slag.

She claims he ordered the TWA tea.

Qantas?

How do you pronounce his name again? Isn't it "Rafe"?

Qantas it is! I was expecting a U in there.

/Thought it was supposed to be english.
//U after Q... my education stopped there. I'm sorry.

andychrist420: I was expecting a U in there.

'tis an acronym - Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Service.

I'm shocked. Shocked!

It was a FEMALE flight attendant.

Who WOULDN'T join the Mile High Club with Ralph Fiennes?! He is one handsome guy.

And yes, raiden23, it is pronounced "Rafe."

emotionalwench

Who WOULDN'T join the Mile High Club with Ralph Fiennes?! He is one handsome guy.

/Amen to that
//Any altitude, any time
///Drool, drool

Huggermugger --- Any altitude, any time

Srsly. If it's true, this flight attendant is one lucky biatch. I would GLADY be fired from my job for the opportunity to fark Ralph Fiennes.

The fact that he was in Harry Potter just makes me love him the more.

Er, that is, gladly. I don't know who or what Glady is.

/needs to remember to preview

It's about time Ralph had a nice sex scandal! He's a great actor and needs the extra publicity.

Fired?? When this hits the airwaves, Qantas reservations will go through the roof. That's what I call a "full service airline"!!

Though, being a hetero guy, I do wish there were pics of the stewardess, too!

oops - I mean flight attendant

Why should the passengers get to have all the fun?

Everyone knows flight attendants take the job for the perks, not the lousy wages.

Gettin it on with Ralph Fiennes at 30K ft? One helluva perk.

Well, here's to you, Mrs. Robertson. Ralph Feinnes loves you more than you can know. (oh oh oh...)

tomasso: I'm shocked. Shocked!

It was a FEMALE flight attendant.

And she was under the age of 70!

/I'm assuming

brakbudy: And she was under the age of 70!

I've only heard of this guy a few times, but mostly in connection with period pieces, so yeah, I'm under the impression that he's probably banged fellow period-piece actors like Judy Dench and Helen Mirren.

I hear he packs quite the "wand"

Yankees Team Gynecologist: I'm under the impression that he's probably banged fellow period-piece actors like Judy Dench and Helen Mirren.

If you were Judy Dench or Helen Mirren, wouldn't you kill for the chance to Mrs. Robinson that tasty piece of Benjamin?

Qantas never crashed!

Yankees Team Gynecologist: I've only heard of this guy a few times, but mostly in connection with period pieces, so yeah, I'm under the impression that he's probably banged fellow period-piece actors like Judy Dench and Helen Mirren.

Naw, actually he has a penchant for older, much older, ladies. He divorced Alex Kingston (Dr. Corday from ER) to date a woman over 18 years his senior, and then after 11 years with her he started dating Ellen Barkin. At least she's only about 8 years older than he is.

I hate Quantas. All the flight attendants gave me was food, drinks and a pillow. I hate Quantas.

It was a flight to India. Not sure if this will get by the filters..."Thank you, cum again."

Lord Voldemort bangs a stewardess in the bathroom of a plane...

Harry Potter is naked with a horse...




Voldemort for the win.

STOP SAYING HIS NAME!