smitty, I believe the word you are looking for is "vial"

/disregard if this isn't greened or corrected

not that it's not vile

/not smitty

Wouldn't it be easier to list the people NOT involved?

We're up to 5 now, counting her son Daniel. Bless Anna Nichole and her trainwreck making ways.

Heroic Poser: Wouldn't it be easier to list the people NOT involved?

Not yet, but pretty soon the way things are going.

This story keeps getting weirder. I wouldn't be suprised if Anna turns out to be a hermaphrodite and is both the father AND the mother.

/worked for Cartmans mom

I have a HUGE confession to make. I am the father of her baby. We were in rehab together and I happened to have a smuggled in bucket of chicken. Well one thing led to another and soon we were knocking boots.

And now you know... the rest of the story.

I'll bet fb (negative) did it...that rascal.

It's good to see that her death has been as classy and dignified as her life.

So she used the old man's sperm to ensure she'd somehow get control of the money? Oh, Anna, what a scamp you were!

/well, RHYMES with 'scamp'

I'm still thinking the father was her dead kid and that's why she was REALLY fighting the paternity test tooth and nail.

This is gonna make one hell of a Maury episode.

Was it Officer Barbrady? Jimbo? Mr. Hat? The 1989 Denver Broncos?

Does this mean we are going to get another full Terrence and Philip episode? I loved that one.

fark all ya'll, I AM the baby dadddy!


/i farkin' takes care of my kidz

What, no Fb- references?

You know, I would throw myself into the lottery but each time I had sex with her I pulled-out and gave her a f*ci*l. So, the chances are less likely that I'm the father.

Just do the damn test for god sakes and have the media shut up about it.

/die media.
//die

I'm the father.

I'm the father.

/and I'm female
//but, hey, if it could be a gay faux prince, or a decade-dead man, why not me?

Women don't have peni.

Frozen sperm? That gives "popsicle" a whole new meaning...

/*ducks and runs*
//try the veal

Great, how do you put that on the witness stand?

Somebody stole my idea. This was my FIRST thought when I heard she'd died. That baby is the potential heir to the Marshall Fortune. And how funny would it be if she is actually Marshall's biological daughter.

Created by a "pop" sicle.

jimpoz: What, no Fb- references?

Not too many old-school Farkers. Let's make it easy, just declare fb- the father and be done with it.

Unless jizzing on her pictures counts in the days before the internets, then it isn't me. (too negative???)

I hope it is the old guy.

/And I disapprove of the hating on Anna, she made a lot of young men very happy once upon a time, and we owed her. Godspeed crazy chick (added cos all dead chicks read fark, known fact.)

undflickertail -just declare fb- the father and be done with it.

Dude couldn't fark a traffic cone properly, I think he's safe in this instance.

I call BS. If she was going to do this, it would have been common knowledge already

No. Freaking. Way.

This. Just. Got. Even. Weirder.

/goes to corner and whimpers

cxjohn: Great minds think alike.

*lifts my Diet Dr Pepper to you*

/you don't want to see me drink anything stronger
//strange enough without chemical help

When you see photos of her extended family, it's apparent there is some level of inbreeding going on there. The idea that her late son could be the father isn't that far-fetched.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park...

Maybe the baby is some gmish of a bunch of different babydaddys, and they get the super 'milkshake' like in Twins.