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(Forbes) PSA World Wrestling Entertainment names new Chief Operating Officer just before smashing him in the head with a chair   (forbes.com) divider line 20
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strangeguitar 2007-02-09 04:37:20 PM  
He'll, of course, be escorted to his office everyday by his lovely manager Ms. Foxy.

 
orrinbloquy 2007-02-09 05:52:17 PM  
These are the people so tough they had to buy the rights to Hulk Hogan's name from a comic book company, and give up their name to a sad panda.

/obligatory wrestlerbashing over with, please continue

 
brap [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 07:38:00 PM  
Mr. McMahon, or should I call you Mr. McGirly. Let's turn this shareholder's meeting into a cage match YOU TURKEYNECKS! (smashes podium over closest person)

- Would almost be worth buying a share just to play out this fantasy.

 
First Post 2007-02-09 08:31:27 PM  
He didn't give it to Coach? But he was being groomed for that spot!

Also, I've never seen Coach and John Legend in the same place.

 
McBotulism 2007-02-09 08:39:09 PM  
If you watch it in slow motion, the chair just grazes the side of COO's head, but he totally sells it anyway.

 
B-Unit 2007-02-09 09:19:31 PM  
Hey Boobies, have you ever seen Michael Cole in the same place as Chucky Cheese? No? Didn't think so. Seriously though, I'll be at the shareholders meeting with bells on... and my handy nerf repeater... and a lot, A LOT of Red Bull.

/Put a picture of Michael Cole next to one of Chucky Cheese
//They look alike
///Seriously, the farkers are seperated at birth...

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 10:08:03 PM  
orrinbloquy: These are the people so tough they had to buy the rights to Hulk Hogan's name from a comic book company, and give up their name to a sad panda.

They just about had that panda beat until his manager tossed the brass knucks into the ring.

 
Bon_Scott 2007-02-09 10:34:45 PM  
This thread is useless without pics of Stacy Keibler.

theindustrybuzz.com

 
theeagle 2007-02-09 10:49:15 PM  
Bon_Scott: Stacy Keibler
Needs a sammich

And why o why is this not in the sports section? It's a sport and real and no one ever gets hurt.....

But two types of chair hits..One direct to the head and the hand block to stop the full hit to the head...One guy looked like he almost busted his finger doing that.

 
Gunny Highway 2007-02-09 11:34:35 PM  
It is Sports Entertainment thats why. Also Coach is the announcer for A10 basketball on Cox3. Cant wait for the return of the Game

 
tag007 2007-02-10 12:00:06 AM  
theeagle
Are you saying you would pass on that?

/would hit it without hestation

 
Bon_Scott 2007-02-10 12:42:07 AM  
theeagle:

Bon_Scott: Stacy Keibler

Needs a sammich

How much extra fat do you prefer on your women?

img16.imageshack.us

 
PopeoftheFCOTB 2007-02-10 01:19:23 AM  
And the Corporate Ministry adds a new member to its stable.

 
phone4 2007-02-10 10:33:33 AM  
It is only a matter on time until....."YOU're FIRED!!!!!"

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2007-02-10 10:46:38 AM  
i135.photobucket.com

Feels screwed.

 
mooseyfate 2007-02-10 11:11:17 AM  
Stacy Keibler is teh hawtness for sure, but I'm more of a Trish Stratus guy myself.

media.fastclick.net

 
mooseyfate 2007-02-10 11:18:12 AM  
I've also become very fond of Mickie James and that fantastical ass of hers...
i131.photobucket.com

/Giggidy...

 
joecro2000 2007-02-10 01:06:56 PM  
www.midwestwrestling.com


Giggidy?

 
mooseyfate 2007-02-12 08:34:15 AM  
joecro2000

You, sir, are a dick.

 
buckeyebrain 2007-02-12 11:39:15 AM  
I misread the guy's name as Slick.

/I loves me some 80's wrestling
//Now, not so much

 
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