NSFW ads!!

thanks subby, you asshat.

They still have ads on websites!?

Those aren't the words in the article.

thanks homar, I was just about to click on the link... subby needs to learn to tag that stuff

Ads? What ads?

I'd wreck it.

might not have been ads. i saw a nipple slip pic and closed it quick.

whatever it was, i'm doubting it was SFW.

Anyway, TFA:

Wednesday, 7 February, 2007
Keira Knightley Has a Weird Mouth, Broken Nose and Horrible Legs
04:35 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keira Knightley



You might think that being one of the most beautiful and popular people in the world would make you feel pretty good about yourself, but you would be wrong. To hear Keira Knightley tell it, even though 99.99% percent of people think you're perfect, there's always that 0.01% who don't, and supposedly, those are the people that matter. According to PR Inside, Keira Knightley has begun doubting her looks because the media and press are generally made up of assholes.

I do think I must have a nice face because I'm completely aware my face gets me work. But the problem is that if you happen to be someone who people think of as pretty, you also get so many people whose business it is to comment on your looks.

I've been to photo shoots where the photographer has told me he'd kept my legs out of shot so I don't need to worry about them - that of course makes you worry. Then I've had make-up artists who've told me they need to shade the top of my nose so it won't look so broken. I also got rejected for a job once because someone said I had a funny mouth.

They are all things you start to focus on. You start off thinking you're OK, then you have to go to some event and you remember you have a weird mouth, a broken nose and horrible legs.

I know exactly what Keira Knightley is talking about. Like her, I too have to take it on faith that I'm incredibly beautiful, because my looks have obviously gotten me far in life. And sure, the occasional barb stings a bit, but you've got to look past that and just remember that the millions of dollars make whatever anyone else thinks absolutely worthless. Either that or you can just shut the fark up.

Ooh... Keira doesn't look happy about that last line.

Don't care what anyone else says, including her. That lap dance in Domino was HAWT.

/I'd Spoon it.

Didn't I just do this?
Oh well.

My. Boobs. Are. Bigger.

i'd split it in half

Joseph was a carpenter with a dreamcoat. Unless he wasn't.

And I think she has a pretty mouth, and her hair smells good.

The lack of boobs does not even bother me in the slightest. Any man who would even think about not hitting that must have caught t3h ghey.

Feh.
Natalie's hawter.

She still looks fantastic, despite the ravages of hollywood. A rare thing.

Could do with a sammich in some of those pictures, though. Seems to have good days and bad ones.

She should read fark to find out what her fans really think. ;)

I would plow that chick until next July.

I would put my penis inside of her, then take it out, then repeat as necessary, until I ejaculated and fell asleep.

Sharp knees.

FTA: According to PR Inside, Keira Knightley has begun doubting her looks because the media and press are generally made up of assholes.


awwww poor baby *rolls eyes*.. for 10 million a film you'd think shed develop some balls

QQ

tommiwan: thanks homar, I was just about to click on the link... subby needs to learn to tag that stuff

Not only that, but subby needs to learn how to spell Ms. Knightley's name.

Call me, Keira baby. I'll make you feel sexy.

/girlcrush

Just WTF does "After the jump" mean? Is it another way of saying "Below"? Seriously, I dunno why, but that phrase bugs the shiat out of me.

AaaPha
It's a newspaper term. It's when the story breaks from one page to another ("continued on page 7").

Online, it's kind of dumb.

mcmnky

LIES!

There should be some sort of democratic consensus...a dead kitten weigh-in?

Sweaty Jerry
a dead kitten weigh-in

...now that would be a classic Flash applets ...kind of like a "hot or not" meets Orsinal meets a wood chipper.

I was going to post something but I accidentally killed a kitten....

/towel please

Fact is, if you enlarge pic that I would number six (from upper left pic, move over two and down one), you can clearly see she is just a Proactiv ad waiting to happen.
And I would fark the shiat out of her.

As in, give her anal.

I can't help it, the fact that the first movie I ever saw her in made fun of her looking like a man and being boobieless just turns my frothing libidinous desires into semi-sorta minor curiosities.

/would still hit it
//grudgingly

///not that grudgingly

I would talk about my feelings with her.

/top that

Got sammich?

/I'd iron my clothes on her.

Has anyone ever wanted to give their insecure female friends the disfigurements they think they have?

No?

Just me?

Fine...

I refuse to acknowledge that there are people in the world that don't think Keira is sexy, classy, and beautiful. I absolutely refuse.

/I'd marry it, for fark's sake

I'd pet it and hug it and love it and take it home and call it George

/or maybe 'Keira'

Cool. Maybe her self-esteem truly is damaged enough that I might have a shot at banging her. In the butt. God bless women and their horrible self-image.

Would a threesome with her and Natalie Portman be too much to ask? I mean, I could die a happy man regardless, but it would be nice to know if I could be even happier...