No, I'm the father. And, yes, I am a woman. Don't ask.

Is there *anyone* that chick didn't fark?

She's a whore, yes a whore
a lass of myth and lore
a pontifex of oral sex
she'll ride you till you're sore
she's a whore, yes a whore
she's dear to fleet and core
her legs are splayed,
we'll all get laid
by that whore that we adore!
/Poxy Boggarts
//Carpe Potus

Searching for greener acreage?

Why would he admit to being Zsa Zsa husband?

Didn't see that one coming.

lol @ her banging old dudes

Jessica Hahn!!!!

the hits keep coming - rimshot please

Has anyone seen Fb- lately?

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I thought Eva was the Green Acres one, Zsa Zsa was the cop-slapper.
/Eva's dead, too ,anyway
//not that that really matters
///this is one strange celeb death

How many miles of pecker has this woman seen?

Doh! Filterd! That catch phrase involving Fb- won't post anymore...

Soooo... she checks into a hotel with Howard K. Stern, but where was he when all this went down? and he was present when her son died... funny, that.

now MORE people coming out of the woodwork claiming to be the father of her baby...

this has the makings of quite the made-for-TV movie.

Man, the hits just keep coming, don't they?

This is off topic, but worthy of note: Did any of you Farkers see the story where James Brown hasn't been buried yet, even though he's been dead a month and a half?

"--James Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the morgue
But his soul keeps marching on."

chinthrilla:

lol @ her banging old dudes

The "Prince" is in his 50's - Zsa Zsa is in her 90's

squealie: I thought Eva was the Green Acres one, Zsa Zsa was the cop-slapper.

Green Acres was Eva, which brings up the question, why is Zsa Zsa famous?

I submitted this with a more funnier headline.

Like I said in the other thread, take a number and get in line. The end is waaaaaaaay over there.

No, not that line. That's for Paris. THAT line.

>>Searching for greener acreage?

So he slept with his sister-in-law too?

Can someone please explain to me why this is complicated.

You say your the father?

Take a paternity test. Those things are damn near 100% accurate.

What's the problem?

I am the father!!!

The artist formerly known as Zsa Zsa's husband.

serutan, and she has a RIP t-shirt all her own: www.cafepress.com/deadwhale

The Aristocrats!!

I thought Eva was the Green Acres one

She was, and the real talent of the family as well. Not only was she a very good actress, she was known in the business for her professionalism. Even Noel Coward, who tended to detest all his leading ladies, had nothing but praise for Eva Gabor.

Meanwhile if Zsa Zsa is aware of her surroundings these days, she must be furious that her real year of birth (1917)has leaked out at last She has usually claimed 1921 or 1923, and I think once she even tried 1926, which would have made her 12 at the time of her first wedding.

Damn you, scavenger - 13 seconds...

At this time, I'd like to formally announce my candidacy for the position of baby's daddy.

>>I think once she even tried 1926, which would have made her 12 at the time of her first wedding.

So 1926 it is.

No.. I am spartacus..

"Your father he is." - Yoda

Waffen: serutan, and she has a RIP t-shirt all her own: www.cafepress.com/deadwhale

Heh...I was waiting for those...

^5s Scavanger and Onanist

Someone, PLEASE answer my question.

Why is this so complicated? A paternity test (or three) would clear this right up.

has anyone checked with John Mark Karr yet, to see if he thinks he may be the father?

So what is the coroner saying exactly?

catchow:

I submitted this with a more funnier headline.

Me too, and it was a slap in the face...

I'm pretty sure the father is either Officer Barbrady, Chef, Jimbo, Mr. Garrison, Ned, Chief Running Water, Gerald Broflovski, myself, my friend Kevin, or, the 1989 Denver Broncos.

German native Prince Frederick von Anhalt told The Associated Press that he had a decade-long affair with Smith.

Prince Asshat, whatever.....

/or is it Prince AndHitIt?

Yet who would have thought the dumb blonde to have had so much news in her.

Where's Maury when you need him?

I'm the real father, damn you, and I stayed with the crazy biatch through the fat cow era. I had to fark her back to slim. Give me the money.

There's HUGE ratings to be had here Maury!

/can't make this stuff up

he almost adopted anna nicole too, though...wtf


"But short of divorcing the actress (zsa zsa), he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them."

Coroner with funny Indian accent and a wierd huge lump on his head is giving a press conference now.

"No, Morry he has to be the daddy because I wasn't sleeping with anybody else."

Whatever happened to Fb- ?

Holy crap! The crazies were let loose all once....