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(Fox News) Amusing Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband now claims to be the father of Anna Nicole's child   (foxnews.com) divider line 194
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Julieahni [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 02:17:17 PM  
No, I'm the father. And, yes, I am a woman. Don't ask.

 
The_Flatline [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 02:17:50 PM  
Is there *anyone* that chick didn't fark?

She's a whore, yes a whore
a lass of myth and lore
a pontifex of oral sex
she'll ride you till you're sore
she's a whore, yes a whore
she's dear to fleet and core
her legs are splayed,
we'll all get laid
by that whore that we adore!

/Poxy Boggarts
//Carpe Potus

 
brap [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 02:28:10 PM  
Searching for greener acreage?

 
Billygoat Gruff 2007-02-09 03:23:26 PM  
Why would he admit to being Zsa Zsa husband?

 
FarkinHostile 2007-02-09 03:25:09 PM  
Didn't see that one coming.

 
chinthrilla 2007-02-09 03:25:31 PM  
lol @ her banging old dudes

 
Dr. Frisbee 2007-02-09 03:25:34 PM  
Jessica Hahn!!!!

 
blame_canada 2007-02-09 03:25:38 PM  
the hits keep coming - rimshot please

 
NotTheQueen 2007-02-09 03:25:45 PM  
Has anyone seen Fb- lately?

 
Warthog [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 03:25:47 PM  
.

 
squealie 2007-02-09 03:25:59 PM  
I thought Eva was the Green Acres one, Zsa Zsa was the cop-slapper.
/Eva's dead, too ,anyway
//not that that really matters
///this is one strange celeb death

 
degreeless 2007-02-09 03:26:25 PM  
How many miles of pecker has this woman seen?

 
Warthog [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 03:26:27 PM  
Doh! Filterd! That catch phrase involving Fb- won't post anymore...

 
guy_smiley 2007-02-09 03:27:01 PM  
Soooo... she checks into a hotel with Howard K. Stern, but where was he when all this went down? and he was present when her son died... funny, that.

now MORE people coming out of the woodwork claiming to be the father of her baby...

this has the makings of quite the made-for-TV movie.

 
Dubya's_Coke_Dealer 2007-02-09 03:27:07 PM  
Man, the hits just keep coming, don't they?

 
olddinosaur 2007-02-09 03:28:40 PM  
This is off topic, but worthy of note: Did any of you Farkers see the story where James Brown hasn't been buried yet, even though he's been dead a month and a half?

"--James Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the morgue
But his soul keeps marching on."

 
nucal 2007-02-09 03:28:41 PM  
chinthrilla:

lol @ her banging old dudes

The "Prince" is in his 50's - Zsa Zsa is in her 90's

 
DrewCurtisJr 2007-02-09 03:29:36 PM  
squealie: I thought Eva was the Green Acres one, Zsa Zsa was the cop-slapper.

Green Acres was Eva, which brings up the question, why is Zsa Zsa famous?

 
catchow 2007-02-09 03:29:52 PM  
I submitted this with a more funnier headline.

 
baltimoreblonde 2007-02-09 03:30:23 PM  
Like I said in the other thread, take a number and get in line. The end is waaaaaaaay over there.

No, not that line. That's for Paris. THAT line.

 
MrToast 2007-02-09 03:30:36 PM  
>>Searching for greener acreage?

So he slept with his sister-in-law too?

 
charity 2007-02-09 03:30:57 PM  
Can someone please explain to me why this is complicated.

You say your the father?

Take a paternity test. Those things are damn near 100% accurate.

What's the problem?

 
scavenger 2007-02-09 03:31:00 PM  
pda.dk

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 03:31:13 PM  
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

I am the father!!!

 
MrToast 2007-02-09 03:31:23 PM  
The artist formerly known as Zsa Zsa's husband.

 
Waffen 2007-02-09 03:31:42 PM  
serutan, and she has a RIP t-shirt all her own: www.cafepress.com/deadwhale

 
StrikitRich 2007-02-09 03:32:03 PM  
www.netzeitung.de

The Aristocrats!!

 
La Cieca 2007-02-09 03:32:17 PM  
I thought Eva was the Green Acres one

She was, and the real talent of the family as well. Not only was she a very good actress, she was known in the business for her professionalism. Even Noel Coward, who tended to detest all his leading ladies, had nothing but praise for Eva Gabor.

Meanwhile if Zsa Zsa is aware of her surroundings these days, she must be furious that her real year of birth (1917)has leaked out at last She has usually claimed 1921 or 1923, and I think once she even tried 1926, which would have made her 12 at the time of her first wedding.

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 03:32:30 PM  
Damn you, scavenger - 13 seconds...

 
fruitbowl37 2007-02-09 03:32:41 PM  
At this time, I'd like to formally announce my candidacy for the position of baby's daddy.

 
MrToast 2007-02-09 03:33:01 PM  
>>I think once she even tried 1926, which would have made her 12 at the time of her first wedding.

So 1926 it is.

 
siraim 2007-02-09 03:33:14 PM  
No.. I am spartacus..

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 03:33:28 PM  
www.apn.dk

"Your father he is." - Yoda

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 03:33:33 PM  
Waffen: serutan, and she has a RIP t-shirt all her own: www.cafepress.com/deadwhale

Heh...I was waiting for those...

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 03:34:46 PM  
^5s Scavanger and Onanist

 
charity 2007-02-09 03:35:00 PM  
Someone, PLEASE answer my question.

Why is this so complicated? A paternity test (or three) would clear this right up.

 
crazycooter 2007-02-09 03:35:24 PM  
has anyone checked with John Mark Karr yet, to see if he thinks he may be the father?

 
usrid0 2007-02-09 03:35:34 PM  
So what is the coroner saying exactly?

 
Kill_Da_Wabbit 2007-02-09 03:35:36 PM  
catchow:

I submitted this with a more funnier headline.

Me too, and it was a slap in the face...

 
Captain Hollywood 2007-02-09 03:36:08 PM  
I'm pretty sure the father is either Officer Barbrady, Chef, Jimbo, Mr. Garrison, Ned, Chief Running Water, Gerald Broflovski, myself, my friend Kevin, or, the 1989 Denver Broncos.

 
ukgrad89 2007-02-09 03:36:27 PM  
German native Prince Frederick von Anhalt told The Associated Press that he had a decade-long affair with Smith.

Prince Asshat, whatever.....

/or is it Prince AndHitIt?

 
fifthofzen 2007-02-09 03:36:44 PM  
Yet who would have thought the dumb blonde to have had so much news in her.

 
Nakita 2007-02-09 03:37:22 PM  
Where's Maury when you need him?

 
foosballcoach 2007-02-09 03:37:24 PM  
I'm the real father, damn you, and I stayed with the crazy biatch through the fat cow era. I had to fark her back to slim. Give me the money.

 
sweetnut 2007-02-09 03:37:34 PM  
There's HUGE ratings to be had here Maury!

/can't make this stuff up

 
difrancopsycho 2007-02-09 03:39:06 PM  
he almost adopted anna nicole too, though...wtf


"But short of divorcing the actress (zsa zsa), he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them."

 
JoeBagadonutz [TotalFark] 2007-02-09 03:39:14 PM  
Coroner with funny Indian accent and a wierd huge lump on his head is giving a press conference now.

 
kmill25 2007-02-09 03:39:25 PM  
"No, Morry he has to be the daddy because I wasn't sleeping with anybody else."

 
DisplacedGael 2007-02-09 03:39:46 PM  
Whatever happened to Fb- ?

 
NeuroPunk91 2007-02-09 03:39:50 PM  
Holy crap! The crazies were let loose all once....

 
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