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(Stars and Stripes) Amusing U.S. air base introduces speed dating to Japan so it's always "short time" for GIs now   (stripes.com) divider line 42
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Malachi_Siren 2007-02-04 11:01:59 PM  
the japanese are a racist people.

 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 11:02:18 PM  
soul brotha too beaucoup

 
Dialectic 2007-02-04 11:03:01 PM  
I am all fo' mah married peeps gettin' a littl' sum'thin' sum'thin' on the side :-)

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 11:03:42 PM  
cost $20 or is this like a real date?

© OADRTA

 
mehtoole 2007-02-04 11:04:14 PM  
Me no rikey.

 
kb7rky 2007-02-04 11:04:34 PM  
Me rove you rong time?

/I feel dirty now...

 
Dialectic 2007-02-04 11:06:51 PM  
...but, can meet a sistah like dat!

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CityHall 2007-02-04 11:07:51 PM  
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dick_justice 2007-02-04 11:08:14 PM  
why would you post such a fat ass on line? Fat is disgusting and we americans need to learn that.

 
antron 2007-02-04 11:10:10 PM  
Short round?

No time for love, Dr. Jones!

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orclover 2007-02-04 11:10:40 PM  
A very lonely buddy of mine tried a few speed dates through his "dating club" that he paid near a grand for last year. His glorious tactic is to check off nearly every girl he sees at the meet and hope one of em picks him as well so they can swap numbers. Out of all the ones he went to he got picked only one time by one girl, one of the few girls he never wrote down. Was she ugly? no, was she overweight? no. She was black, and he figured that would be trouble.

He coulda got a hellova hooker for a grand.

/ladies hes available!

 
FunkYouUp 2007-02-04 11:12:30 PM  
It spills over... Payton can suck it. ...so sad...

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-02-04 11:13:24 PM  
Wham, Bam!
Domo arigato Ma'am!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 11:16:23 PM  
That speed dating thing has to be the most obnoxious Gen Xer fad ever.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2007-02-04 11:16:56 PM  
Dialectic: Who's that? I like.

 
Dialectic 2007-02-04 11:18:26 PM  
Did somebody say 'black girl'? How 'bout 2 LESBIAN black girls!!!


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GoodasGold 2007-02-04 11:20:00 PM  
"That speed dating thing has to be the most obnoxious Gen Xer fad ever."


no. So far.

 
Dialectic 2007-02-04 11:20:41 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe

That fine-looking ass-havin' sistah is Beyonce, playa.

Is she fine or what, dawg!

 
Oh No Computer 2007-02-04 11:20:43 PM  
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orclover 2007-02-04 11:21:47 PM  
Dialectic
Did somebody say 'black girl'? How 'bout 2 LESBIAN black girls!!!


They look like fun but we would require a very VERY sturdy bed. Hmm maybe a trampoline.

 
Dialectic 2007-02-04 11:26:09 PM  
orclover

Just trow in a water bed, beer and 5 pepperoni pizzas fo' hot s3x!

 
grytpype-thynne 2007-02-04 11:28:45 PM  
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"Me love you SHORT time, me no horny at all Joe!"

Nah, it just doesn't have the same panache.

 
george psalmanazar 2007-02-04 11:28:46 PM  
Didn't "Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence" contain strong homoerotic undertones?

 
Jamrock 2007-02-04 11:35:54 PM  
She was black, and he figured that would be trouble.

My God! A negro?

 
number_seven 2007-02-04 11:40:01 PM  
Used to go to the Kadena O-Club and try and nail all of the Air Force officers. Succeeded more often than not.

Air Force chicks were pretty hot, especially the nurses.

And not crazy like Navy nurses and better looking than WMs.

Heard they stopped letting the Marines go to the O-Club soon after we left (July '89). Guess the Air Force "men" were jealous.

/Semper Pie.

 
thumbtack 2007-02-04 11:40:45 PM  
I guess Gate 2 Street and B.C. Street no longer cater to Americans.


//drat

 
orclover 2007-02-04 11:41:03 PM  
My God! A negro?

Yes, to this day I dont let him live it down.

/has had chocolate.
//loves chocolate.
///has also loved vanilla, mexican vanilla, asian plum, and even persian persimmon.

 
number_seven 2007-02-04 11:41:41 PM  
Um, let me amend that a bit. Not all the officers; just the women.

 
carver 2007-02-04 11:41:57 PM  
pyramid.jap.co.jp

"10 dolla, you clum like clazy!"

 
maRox [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 11:48:28 PM  
The whole concept seems so pathetic, while a lucrative venue for the hosts. Just go to the places you like to be.

 
Jamrock 2007-02-04 11:54:26 PM  
orclover

Right now I love the chocolate, but I guess that sort of thing isn't for everybody. Gotta give you a pat on the back for the Persian, though

 
Doak 2007-02-04 11:54:41 PM  
sounds like this seemed like an base-only thing.

 
pstudent12 2007-02-04 11:56:59 PM  
i like the japanese so i have nothing derogatary to say here..

 
Dorf11 2007-02-04 11:58:39 PM  
Aubree Potter actually heard about speed dating from her mom. Unbeknownst to Potter, her mother and father stopped in to check up on her.

After all, "You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince," [mother] said.

Dad, Air Force Master Sgt. Donovan Potter, was quick to chime in, "Meet. Not kiss, meet."


I'm guessing poor Aubree has seen the back end of quite a few madly-hopping frogs.

 
akachibi 2007-02-05 12:20:06 AM  
Gawd, Japanese women in their 20s and 30s still come down every summer and hunt for Marines or fighter pilots. There's plenty left over. Once you're sated it gets annoying, seeing them running down the beach towards you.

 
utahraptor2 2007-02-05 12:22:11 AM  
I'm here in Okinawa, on Camp Hansen Marine Corps base. There isn't much around Kadena besides Gate 2 and Gate 3 street, which are tourist traps. And Yoshihara's, which is a notorious Red-Light district. You'd think that would be enough.

Also, the Okinawans consider themselves a separate entity from the mainland Japanese. The language is a little different, with more traditional Chinese words than mainland Japanese.

/Suck it, Chair Force
//Motivated Branch Rivalry

 
punkybrew82 2007-02-05 12:43:18 AM  
This is exciting enough to make the news? I move there in 3 days - makes me want to avoid base even more than I was planning to.

 
desolationrow 2007-02-05 02:00:20 AM  
Japanese people didn't participate in this, but by all means, don't let that interrupt your racial slurs.

 
MadSamoan 2007-02-05 02:49:13 AM  
I spent my formative childhood years on Kadena. Good memories although I probably knew more about unexploded WWII ordinance and white phosphorous than an eight-year-old probably should. We used to play in the boonies and even found the shallow grave of some unfortunate WWII civilians (2 females and an infant).

/lucky I didn't get my punk ass blown up
//or bitten by habu, or centipedes, or banana spiders
///bigots need to travel more

 
Subtle_Canary 2007-02-05 06:26:42 AM  
Number_Seven


Nah, you guys just kept breaking all the nice things...

 
No Such Agency 2007-02-05 07:16:22 AM  
Mugato:
That speed dating thing has to be the most obnoxious Gen Xer fad ever.

Actually it was invented by and for young Hasidic Jews (who were actually more like "Gen Y"). Works well for them, apparently.

 
ShonenBat 2007-02-05 07:21:53 AM  
george psalmanazar

Yes but what that has to do with the price of tea in China I frankly don't know.

 
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