Another steller arrest for Officer Brian Boitano.

Icy what you did there.

Lollerskates?

He slipped and hit his head on the bumper? Did you see the pic of said bumper? It looks like he fell out of a plane and then hit his head on the bumper on the way down.

Yeah, sure, he "slipped and hit his head" officer... heh, actually I'm laughing and thinking, "Instant Karma FTW!"

I should get that as a bumper sticker.

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Ice is back with a brand new edition

Ice, Ece baby....

LOL, that's obviously supposed to be "Ice" instead of "Ece."

A mad scientist is freeze-

Sounds like that apartment complex is about to get sued for failing to remove the ice.

Nah, in Iowa they don't sue you, they just slash your tires and ill-use your livestock.

I'm sure the arresting officers can find a good-sized ice patch for everyone who resists arrest, lol.

Well, that's what happens when the high is -3


farking iowa weather.

Note to self:

Rob McDonald's in the summer

/that is all

BoronCarbon
He slipped and hit his head on the bumper? Did you see the pic of said bumper? It looks like he fell out of a plane and then hit his head on the bumper on the way down.

My thoughts exactly. Did he let out a "d'oh!" ? Either that's one hard head or one flimsy bumper . . .

Word to your bumper!!!11

Got his ice kicked but good...er...ice kicked his...er...fark it, you know what I mean.

/Seriously, ice sucks hardcore though
//Used to live in MN
///Thank I'm outta there
////slashy goodness

The Hamburglar is slipping up.

/hah

Wonder if he will sue McDonalds for not clearing the ice around the restraunt.

From the picture presented, he didn't "smack" his head into the bumper... he smashed is face into the backend of someone's car, and hard.

/harder than I get than when someone mentions Brian Boitano.
//I mean...
///PUPPIES!

//lolz...

At Soviet McDonald's, slip gives cops the crook!

Psychonaut

it took a few seconds to digest that, but it was worth it.

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