Start your son off right with a name that oozes success: Qualeem!

Cerebral Ballsy: Qualeem!

Quaalude's his older brother's name.

Now that's a spread.

That's nothing. My mother in law went into labor with my wife at Bingo, and refused to leave because she was winning.

I hope the casino sues her for the clean up and damages. That's disgusting.

I'm no fan of frivilous lawsuits, but come on. Hell, if I were there, I'd sue for emotional distress, as seeing that would probably damage me for life. Disgusting... oh... just so disgusting.

mom?

serpent_sky, Giving birth is a beautiful thing, its not Disgusting. Granted its not the most sanitary thing, and it would require cleaning up, that I agree with. But don't say its disgusting.

Jackpot!

pidey: serpent_sky, Giving birth is a beautiful thing, its not Disgusting. Granted its not the most sanitary thing, and it would require cleaning up, that I agree with. But don't say its disgusting.

No, it's disgusting, sorry.

Start your son off right with a name that oozes success: Qualeem!

Quaalude's his older brother's name.

Don't forget big sister LaQueefa

Talk about a payoff from the slot.

I bow in your direction.

And his cousin, Listerine

CityHall

funny, funny stuff

crossbuster: And his cousin, Listerine

didn't that band Bush write a song about that guy?

"I said, 'Forget you'..."

Hmm... sure about that?

Serpent Sky - whether or not it's disgusting, you'd have to be a complete numbskull if you were to attempt to sue her for giving birth in an emergency. I can only hope you or the casine would get a world of mocking for trying it. what next - sue someone if you were to see them slip over and break an arm?

man up sunshine.

serpent_sky: Hell, if I were there, I'd sue for emotional distress, as seeing that would probably damage me for life. Disgusting... oh... just so disgusting.

Ha, ha then I guess its a good thing you weren't in my HS Health Ed class. Actually I wish you were, laughing at you having a mental breakdown would have been priceless.

ansius: whether or not it's disgusting, you'd have to be a complete numbskull if you were to attempt to sue her for giving birth in an emergency. I can only hope you or the casine would get a world of mocking for trying it. what next - sue someone if you were to see them slip over and break an arm?
Not the same thing.

This is her fault; she should have known her condition and not been in public, where such a disgusting, nasty thing could have happened. This is not like slipping and breaking your arm, nor is that an inherently disgusting thing.

A pox on women like her.

Rakishi: Ha, ha then I guess its a good thing you weren't in my HS Health Ed class. Actually I wish you were, laughing at you having a mental breakdown would have been priceless.

why? They had some knocked up chick give birth?

I'd have walked out, much like I did for dissections.

Some things, some people don't need to know about in life, as they will never use that knowledge. Both fall into that category.

"I said, 'Forget you, this baby is coming right now.'"

Yeah, right, "Forget" you and the horse you rode on.

was she wearing a tube top and daisy dukes?

serpent_sky: This is her fault; she should have known her condition and not been in public, where such a disgusting, nasty thing could have happened. This is not like slipping and breaking your arm, nor is that an inherently disgusting thing.

A pox on women like her.

RTFA, dumbass. She gave birth a month early.

Pregnant women should have to stay home after the first 6 months, to avoid emergencies like that. Blech.

/kidding
//kind of

But seriously, who goes to a smoke-filled casino, at 9 in the morning, when they're 8 months pregnant?

serpent-sky -- no, the Bush song was about an economic embargo of halitosis products to Italy.

/don't let the dagos buy listerine.

How sad, no one know exactly what time he was born.

Sid_6.7: RTFA, dumbass. She gave birth a month early.

Close enough to not risk it, if you ask me.

Trik - was she wearing a tube top and daisy dukes?

NO! Women that name their kids Qualeem don't wear tube tops and daisy dukes, but she was wearing FUBU and gold toofess.

"New pair o' shoes need a baby!"

serpent_sky: didn't that band Bush write a song about that guy?

LOL, actually I think it was about Glycerine.

serpent_sky: This is her fault; she should have known her condition and not been in public, where such a disgusting, nasty thing could have happened. This is not like slipping and breaking your arm, nor is that an inherently disgusting thing.


And you obviously hadn't read the article. Beside the fact that you're seriously deranged to think birth is such a disgusting thing and that it should be hidden, you didn't bother to notice that the baby was premature and labor was all of 5 minutes after the water broke.


If you didn't strive for such incredible ignorance you'd know that this is very abnormal. Most women have hours after the water breaks to get to a hospital before the real event.


Hateful and willfully ignorant people like you are truly disgusting. Not the unexpected emergence of a new life all over the casino floor.

/odds on serpent having actually seen a birth... pretty low I'd say
//seen two myself

When will these morans learn to give their kids a proper name? I mean, seriously, I do the hiring at my office and if I saw an applicant's name such as "Qualeem", I'd immediately skip over it. They are only hurting their kids by giving them such awful names.

But seriously, who goes to a smoke-filled casino, at 9 in the morning, when they're 8 months pregnant?

The same people that name their children Qualeem.

cybereal: /odds on serpent having actually seen a birth... pretty low I'd say

Gee, you think?

I don't care if it happened fast or whatever; what the fark is a chick that close to bursting doing in a casino? She's an idiot, and nobody should have to see "water break" and nobody should have to see a "new life" on the farking floor. That's disgusting.

I'm pretty sure that all the assumptions that are being made about this woman are true.

Qualeem? come on now..

I wonder if she crapped out

Qualeem?

I bid 500 Qualeems on the newcomer...

serpent_sky:

Your troll-fu is weak.

But seriously, who goes to a smoke-filled casino, at 9 in the morning, when they're 8 months pregnant?


The queen of spades?

/I think I'll banninate myself for that one. G'Night everybody!

serpent_sky: why? They had some knocked up chick give birth?

No, graphic video of pregnancy and birth.

I'd have walked out, much like I did for dissections.

Wow, you're one spineless pussy aren't you? fark, it's emotionally and mentally retarded people like you that are the reason the world is going into the shiater.

If you walked out we'd just be laughing behind your back, which is about as good.

Some things, some people don't need to know about in life, as they will never use that knowledge. Both fall into that category.

Then I recommend you never leave home or you may actually see all these horrid things that happen all the time in society.

Qualeem?

Good luck kid.

/Go Colts!
//Prince sucks

Day_Old_Dutchie:



/golf clap

Dawg, good one, I snorted in a very unladylike way. Jules, I guess you missed the thread which included the names of babies born at East Alabammy or some bum-fark hospital over the past several months. It was so deliciously awful I'm still in disbelief.

Some less lazy Farker please post a link.

ewww, thats just stupid. poor child....

kb7rky

serpent_sky:

Your troll-fu is weak.
She isn't trolling. Read her profile and she states exactly how she feels on the subject. She comments on kid threads all the time.

Dawg, seriously, quit it. These goddamned Poise pads ain't cheap.

serpent_sky: what the fark is a chick that close to bursting doing in a casino?

I'm sorry, that's not a hair question.

/my guess would be an idiot, though

I'm being perfectly honest here. Yes, in a "utopian" world, people would not judge you based on your name. But guess what? We live in the real world. Would you trust a multi-million dollar business deal to Qualeem, Tanisha, Shaquille, Shanequa, and Quaalude? Or would you rather trust Mike, Jennifer, Todd, Cindy, and Rob?

The woman should be kicked in the head for naming her kid "Qualeem."

I wouldn't name a festering pile of shiat "Qualeem."

Not to sound racist, but when was the last time you found a white guy named Qualeem? Or DeShawn? Or LaTroy?

pidey: serpent_sky, Giving birth is a beautiful thing, its not Disgusting. Granted its not the most sanitary thing, and it would require cleaning up, that I agree with. But don't say its disgusting.

With the kind of women that name their kid "Qualeem" it prolly involves some overstretched poontang that has had more rides than a merry-go-round.

That makes up for a rather high level of grossness. Not the childbirth.

/Poor kid is well screwed with such a name
//Waiting for lawsuit in 18 years on Fark2

serpent_sky

Wait... tell me again how dissection is useless?

Sadly, knowledge obtained from dissection has helped keep dumbfarks like you alive for years.