Amen! For The Lord so loved his flock, he destroyed their house of worship, their homes, and farted in their general direction.

You're welcome.

I can truly say that the The Invisible Sky Wizard is above me.

The Invisible Sky Wizard is above us all.

\it is written

That's not a noodly tornado, it looks like a giant...

Nay fools! I know for certain that NewportBarGuy is above even The Invisible Sky Wizard!

"God welcomes his victims"

For God has truly blessed his house of worship and all who dwell within

Its a sign.

© from that guy above me

I wonder if any of the churchmembers were amputees?

It's all part of the plan!

This is for the greater good...because....God wants us to be sad?

Yes, that must be it.

phelix
I wonder if any of the churchmembers were amputees?

I'm sorry, that's not a hair question.

Not one Hannibal Lecktor quote? C'mon, guys.

CravenMorehead: it looks like a giant...

...Wang! Wang- get over here and decode this message from...

This wasn't the Super Bowl church, was it?

/noodly retribution

when watching the interviews i liked how most of them said " i just got up, brushed myself off, and thanked God. "

why would you thank God? he just farked up your lives. he killed your neighbors and friends.... if someone destroyed my house, killed my neighbors, but decided to spare me I don't think "thanks" would be the words coming out of my mouth.

I work as a designer at a newspaper, and I'm sifting through all the AP photos of the tornado damage right now.

Everybody in them is fat. EVERYBODY.

Don't people usually find something inside the building that isn't damaged and attribute it to God?

"Our house was destroyed, but this vase with a rose in it somehow survived. God has sent us a sign and we are grateful for his love."

why would you thank God? he just farked up your lives. he killed your neighbors and friends.... if someone destroyed my house, killed my neighbors, but decided to spare me I don't think "thanks" would be the words coming out of my mouth.

REVENGE!!!!!

I must have fallen asleep in Sunday School when they taught about the part of the Bible where God promises to make every church building wind-proof.

remnant: Everybody in them is fat.

Nature's anchor.

God's doing a heck of a job.

why would you thank God? he just farked up your lives. he killed your neighbors and friends.... if someone destroyed my house, killed my neighbors, but decided to spare me I don't think "thanks" would be the words coming out of my mouth.

You didn't used to be married to a guy named Job, did you?

czarangelus: infant child

as opposed to an infantile adult?

heh...

/jk

Son of Thunder Did you also fall asleep during the part of Sunday school where is is stated that He is a loving God?

Someone will claim that this was a sign from god for them to go on and rebuild.

It is a sign that god hates you so he wiped out your church.

Aw, look at the faithful idiots.

It's clearly punishment for projecting NFL games on a screen 52 inches or larger.

CravenMoreHead- it doesn't seem like anyone wants to play our game. :/

The lord works in mysterious ways.

If there IS a god, I'd venture to say he's sending a message to quit with all the praying and worshiping and actually do something to HELP fellow man. Se the thread "Don't Feed The Homeless" for details...

This from Monty Python & the Holy Grail would actually make sense from a "just and fair" deity...

GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
ARTHUR: Sorry--
GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you doing now!?
ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.
GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off!

F4N0r: why would you thank God? he just farked up your lives. he killed your neighbors and friends.... if someone destroyed my house, killed my neighbors, but decided to spare me I don't think "thanks" would be the words coming out of my mouth.

Have you ever read the book of Job? It describes the tender, loving nature of the Judeo-Christian "God" quite well.

i love how ppl still think creator and creation are two seperate things

go, internet asshole thread, GO!!

Wow, the whole purpose of this thead is to start a flamewar. I thought this was in violation of fark rules.. oh well.

-Trailer parks are low-income housing of a sort, how come you never see black people living in them? Not that all black people live in low income housing, but you know what I mean...

And the LORD did come amongst them, saying "Gee, it'd be terrible if somthing were to happen to your church - y'know, lightning, a fire - nature's a biatch. Tell ya what, how's about you give me 10 percent of everything you make."

/always pay the Godfather!

I've been waiting years to use this

GW_Diesel: Wow, the whole purpose of this thead is to start a flamewar. I thought this was in violation of fark rules.. oh well.

Huh.. I thought that was the whole purpose of fark threads.

GW_Diesel: Wow, the whole purpose of this thead is to start a flamewar. I thought this was in violation of fark rules.. oh well.

It's too bad it's the only site on the interwebs we can go to. Oh well, I wish they had other sites we can visit...

Why do tornadoes have such a hard-on for trailer parks?

Everyone knows that Buster is The One True God...he can take out the FSM in a single BIG BOOM!



/big boom!

Amigajoe

They're smart enough to not live in trailer parks?

This wouldn't have happened if it was a Church of Crom. Crom laughs at your four winds.

Contest over. Islam wins!



Mosque survives tsunami

Quick!



/waits...

God. You thank Him, and the insurance companies blame Him. Is there anything He can't do?

kb7rky

Good luck with that. He spends his entire 24 hour day on sunday in church. Probably everyday, too, since he's so religious.