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(Some Guy) Obvious Horry County police officer resigns after being charged with soliciting whores   (goupstate.com) divider line 33
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Folderol [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 01:24:16 PM  
Except it's pronounced "Orrie".

 
merlotguy [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 03:19:09 PM  
witnesses and prostitutes confirmed the incidents for investigators.

isn't that bad for business?

 
sober_canadian 2007-02-04 05:23:26 PM  
Did anyone else read that 'Horny County police officer...' ?

 
Beavis_Christ 2007-02-04 05:23:27 PM  
Folderol

Except it's pronounced "Orrie".

stop it, you're killin my chubby

 
Biness 2007-02-04 05:23:42 PM  
we all know how its supposed to be pronounced. let's let it go for the joke's sake

 
JrBobDobbs 2007-02-04 05:26:07 PM  
img.fark.com?

 
deevo 2007-02-04 05:26:11 PM  
[Followup] Horry County Police Union sues, has officer reinstated with retroactive pay for 6 month vacation

 
kb7rky 2007-02-04 05:26:44 PM  
Can't be any worse than Buhl, Idaho...

/damned if I know how it's pronounced
//and I live in Idaho...

 
sonofabob 2007-02-04 05:27:22 PM  
sober_canadian

yes

/which he ironically must have been to solicit prostitutes

 
theeagle 2007-02-04 05:27:25 PM  
What? Police are not allowed to fark the ho's without getting busted. Oh the shame.

/If you don't pay your ho, it's called rape.
//The more you know.

 
skinink 2007-02-04 05:28:18 PM  

"Horry County police officer resigns after being charged with soliciting whores"


Heh, even if the women are selling themselves for sex, isn't the subby being tough in the headlines, or have you recently had some difficulty with women lately?


Q: What's the difference between a woman and a whore?
A: A woman is someone who will sleep with everyone, and a whore is someone who will sleep with everyone except you.


 
kb7rky 2007-02-04 05:28:28 PM  
JrBobDobbs:

Sorry...that was not a hair question.

 
kb7rky 2007-02-04 05:29:16 PM  
You got that backwards, skinink...

 
rainbow sprinkles 2007-02-04 05:33:25 PM  
Sometimes these headlines just write themselves.

 
canusa 2007-02-04 05:39:44 PM  
Hey, at least he paid for it rather than rousting some hooker til she gave it up for free.

 
nautimike 2007-02-04 05:40:11 PM  
Big shot Rob?

 
Show us your Marx [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 05:41:54 PM  
To many people in this thread with bad definitions of irony!

/head 'splodes

 
Jument 2007-02-04 05:46:07 PM  
Folderol
Except it's pronounced "Orrie".

Are you getting a kick out of these replies?

 
aaarkieboy 2007-02-04 05:52:37 PM  
Police in neighboring Harlotty County had no comment.

/My name is Smoketoomuch. Mr. Smoketoomuch.

 
aaarkieboy 2007-02-04 05:54:59 PM  
Oh, and it's actually pronounced 'arlotty County.

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 05:57:15 PM  
www.gizoogle.com

 
Folderol [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 05:59:55 PM  
Jument: Are you getting a kick out of these replies?

You read my mind.

 
Five Minute Standup 2007-02-04 06:20:49 PM  
I went to Stone High School. Guess what I smoked a lot of back then?

 
CityHall 2007-02-04 06:21:40 PM  
img264.imageshack.us

 
Willis13 2007-02-04 06:29:43 PM  
At the risk of being a moran and missing the joke, it should read "You're all whores" unless you take out the "all" and are referring to someone's whores.
\Not a grammar Nazi
\\Just saying

 
Funkmaster Frank 2007-02-04 06:32:10 PM  
Willis13

I don't get it, either, if it is a joke. Either way, I wouldn't mind wearing it to work.

/cue Bob the Angry Flower

 
Holly_Wight 2007-02-04 06:56:47 PM  
Legalize it.

Seriously. Morality laws suck.


/So do whores.

 
Cosmic Crab 2007-02-04 08:26:58 PM  
The 'ores of 'orrie fall mainly on the plain...

 
SideshowSideswipe 2007-02-04 08:31:12 PM  
It says right in the town charter;
"The police chief shall receive 2 comely lasses of virtue true"

 
MrJ 2007-02-04 08:43:11 PM  
Horry Horny County police officer resigns after being charged with soliciting whores

There, fixed it for ya.

 
AuntNotAnt [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 08:48:53 PM  
skinink

What? Just...what?

/I mean...they are whores, literally.

 
Florida Ed 2007-02-04 09:09:27 PM  
You know that Horry county is home of the best vibrations on the East Coast? Meher Baba link

 
samperkinsdog 2007-02-04 10:45:07 PM  
www.hoopsvibe.com

"don't come to my county if you can't be discreet with my ho's"

 
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