wheres that confounded bridge?

i burn my bridges

joeyco85
You could give it to your favourite Fark troll so they'd have something to sit under.

sandy rudder, dutch's ugly twin?

joeyco85

what could you do with a bridge?

Charge tolls!! Buy all of the bridges in a certain area (basically where people must use a bridge to get to where they're going) and charge 5$.

Imagine the money you would make on a bridge like the Ben Franklin in Philadelphia, or the Tappan Zee in New York.

/My Eyes are Dollaz Yo.
//Bling

phatface: i burn my bridges

I'll move mine to Madison County

that's not a hair question

Boobies

This pile of rusted, worn-out, falling apart, Tetanus ready twisted metal can be yours.... oh please, please, please take it?!?


Aren't metal prices still quite high? After this article,it will probably just disappear overnight....all they'll find in the morning is a pile of empty 40s.

tukatz: After this article,it will probably just disappear overnight....all they'll find in the morning is a pile of empty 40s.

I'm from the area that the bridge is in. I'm surprised the tweakers haven't already disassembled it myself.

Would be fun to buy one of the bridges going out of Louisville into Ohio just to put up the sign that says "Bridge to nowhere"

I can barely keep my dorm room clean, so I don't see a bridge anywhere in my future.

joeyco85
what could you do with a bridge?

Move all black people and mexicans on the other side of the bridge?

I know! All us Farkers will buy it and have it shipped to that Alaskan Senator who wanted to build a $235 million span to some island! We'll leave it the Capitol steps with a nice note!

/Yes, I took all my meds today
//No, I didn't inhale.

ive crossed this bridge many times....



/has tear in eye

The Chuck Norris Bridge?

Can it be a Bridge to Nowhere? I always wanted one of those.

snailshell: wheres that confounded bridge?

I'm so glad you got here first :)

Is it llyod's bridge?

Mac
The bridges out of Louisville go to Indiana. Ohio is just a bit further north and west. Say about 80 miles?

Is it Llyod's bridge?

You know I'd take it but it'll just end up in the back of my closet, next to the chestnut tree I got from colorado

Yes!!!! Hours of fruitless searching on Google and Ebay, and finally, Fark brings me the answer!

it's not a bridge, it's the soon to be Fark UFIA Bridge

I'll move it from Lexington 25 miles south into Madison County.

/It's been said, I know

give me doughnuts

Oops, thanks for the correction.

Desmo: Is it Llyod's bridge?

No, it was Shatner's bridge.


/Lloyd Bridges was offered the role of Capt. Kirk before William Shatner took it.

Abe Vigoda Memorial Bridge?

What about Cisco Bridge?

I thought only West Virginia Senators did this.

That's actally very thoughtful of them not just to tear it down. The fact that the realize it's historical and want someone to have the oppurtunity to show it off is nice.

Just what I wanted for Valentine's day!

Hannibal was selling the old bridge ove the Mississippi years ago...

We thought it was a funny joke when our friends were trying to sell it to us on a visit down there. We didn't know what to think when the waiters, clerks, and Mark Twain character actors all tried to sell it to us also...

What's the big deal? There's always someone selling a bridge in NY!

that would be east and north wouldn't it?

It's a steal compared to that bridge up in Alaska (pops) that don Young wants to build. Well, that's a steal, too, but this one is even less expensive. Maybe.

Well I'll have to consult my dentist, but I'm pretty sure this bridge is a bit too large for my mouth. Darn, and I was hoping my search had finally ended.

Ok here's the deal. They did this with an almost identical old bridge near me.

The dude who ended up with it made a workshop out of it. All he had to do was cover it with metal and instant workshop.


/the more you know...

The price better include shipping!

not amused

daffy: The price better include shipping!

As a matter of fact, it does.

Oh good. That shipping is always a killer!

But... it's in Kentucky.

mac-a-du: Would be fun to buy one of the bridges going out of Louisville into Ohio just to put up the sign that says "Bridge to nowhere"

That'd be tough to do since Louisville is next to Indiana, not Ohio.

intrigue: Charge tolls!! Buy all of the bridges in a certain area (basically where people must use a bridge to get to where they're going) and charge 5$.

A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll. If I don't get no tolls then I don't eat no rolls.

Its probrobly a little too long to go over my gully. Shame because I could hang alsorts of things to shoot from the bottom of it.

It took close to two hours for a Stephen Colbert refrence. Fark, you disappoint me.

... what does God need.. with a bridge?

appears to be a dangerass KY bridge.

Yes but they can top Tennessee and allow the Totalfark UFIA sign to stay up?

My parents live really close to the bridge pictured in the article.

Seems strange to me that a photographer from the Lexington paper would want to drive and hour and a half into the foothills to take a picture of a dilapidated bridge when there are plenty in the area from which he traveled.

... Or maybe it's not. Considering that people from Lexington think it's the cultural center of the state, it's not surrpising they'd rather show the junkiness from the rural parts of the state rather than their own.