Did he drink a candle first?

WHY?!?!

strangeguitar

Excellent...

meh, at the end of the day, he still lives in mexico.

daffy: WHY?!?!

why not?

I think it's just a Mexican trait. I've seen a girl in Tijuana do the same thing w/ a donkey.

Find your soulmate!

He's not human.

Cool? This qualifies for a Hot! tag.

I've seen a girl in Tijuana do the same thing w/ a donkey.

This may have been something entirely different.

put some of that on your peepee hole, tough guy

In your face space coyote!

strangeguitar
"they say he carved it himself,from a bigger spoon!"

This is why I bought my sister mace, and taught her nutkik style kungfu.

I also submitted this with an exact quote from the article.

So what? I can rub various strains of herpes and warts on my genitals and not even feel the outbreak.

meh, at the end of the day, he still lives in mexico.

At least Mexicans aren't scared of Lite Brites (people in glass Bostons shouldn't throw stones)

strangeguitar: Did he drink a candle first?

When will I learn to pay attention to the Boobies...

Pedro Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers & poked em in his pooper

one of the all time best simpsons episodes.

Timon of Athens
When will I learn to pay attention to the Boobies...

How could you not pay attention to the boobies?

/filtrown3d!!

put some of that on your peepee hole, tough guy

When I lived in New Mexico, I heard that some poor fool would always go to the bathroom before washing his hands during chile roasting season after he'd been peeling a few pounds of them. I hear that the results are... spectacular.

I guarantee you there are guys in India who could hang with him.

Timon of Athens

When will I learn to pay attention to the Boobies...

If you need to learn how to do that, im afraid you have a terminal problem good Sir...

Blinking mexican ha ha guy approves.

I hope I didn't brain my damage...

strangeguitar: Did he drink a candle first?

Goddammit, I came in here to quote from that episode, but it's been well covered already.

/Wait mister, that's a candle! You don't want to drink a candle do you?

tonesskin

meh, there are hypersensitive nancys everywhere. ive lived in many places, including manhattan, and boston is by far my favorite.

Stereolab: I guarantee you there are guys in India who could hang with him.

Thailand, too. Sweet Jesus, the hottest thing I have EVER eaten (coming from someone who loves and seeks out peppers and spicy foods) was a wonton soup at a Thai place in Houston. It was their medium version, and I had to stop halfway through due to the tears and snot streaming down my face. The waiter said that their "hot" version was about 10 times hotter.

Probably born without pain receptors.

at80eighty:

Pedro Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers & poked em in his pooper

So how many poopers did Pedro Piper poke?

HA! big whoopdeedoo

i can do the same with lutefisk and lefsa

JoeyJoJo: /filtrown3d!!

Riiight. Because obviously, I didn't do that on purpose or anything.

I'm a fan of Red Savina

I have endless hours of entertainment during poker and other parties at my house. Everyone who's been here at least once knows that the free snacks such as chips and salsa are to be eyed warily. But, people are drinking and get brave (stupid) and act macho.

Symptoms seen regularly for those who don't realize that I get my salsa/etc... from a specific part of the dish (the lightly laced part, hot, but not with chunks of the Evil Stuff):

Sweating
Shortness of breath
Hiccups
Coughing
Choking
Vomiting
^ sometimes all of the above

spleef420 Good point!

This must be why I'm here! Follow the what? Follow the what? Hurry Up!

Stereolab: I guarantee you there are guys in India who could hang with him.

Yes. I have a friend who's from India, ten years here in the USA.

He can't eat a meal without it having some lava added.

Timon of Athens
Riiight. Because obviously, I didn't do that on purpose or anything.

Dude. Chill.

Myrkabah02: ...go to the bathroom before washing his hands

Rubbing it to make the stinging go away is also foolish, and the results are even more spectacular.

/uses rubber gloves now

I'm a lonely insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!

I can understand the eating part--I had a friend whose father could eat hot peppers whole one after another. But why, why on earth would a person feel inclined to even try squeezing hot pepper juice into their eyes? Even if he did begin all this when he was seven, you should still know better at seven.

This is definitive proof that evolution is real.

>Why?

Just wait till the oil hits his anus...

/classic.

badgerb

So how many poopers did Pedro Piper poke?

Poopty five



That Guy...From That Show!

Yes. I have a friend who's from India, ten years here in the USA.

He can't eat a meal without it having some lava added.

Ditto here - was in the US for the first time last month - i had to stock on Habanero sauce to have SOME kind of fix in my meals - i mean i love mashed taters...but DAMN you guys have some pretty bland food :-p

/had a pretty funny experience at Bonefish - they're gonna remember me ;-)

2007-02-04 02:03:44 PM D3_WR

one of the all time best simpsons episodes.

Seconded. It's my personal favourite. They needed to do a few more drug episodes when they were good. Too late now.

I had a friend who was going to try to drink down 100 of the "Fire" packets at Taco Bell, but he went to pay with a $2 bill and they actually called the cops!

I don't really know what happened to him, though. They arrested him and I never heard from him again but learned later that they had to throw out almost 40% of the blood from our high school blood drive because so many people had HIV. I'm thinking maybe he got it in jail on the $2 bill charge.

Sgygus

Rubbing it to make the stinging go away is also foolish, and the results are even more spectacular.

Wait... that requires either not realizing what caused the issue in the first place, or willfully continuing to apply capsaicin to your wang in the fruitless hopes that it would make it better. Either one of those scenarios is a little bit scary.

/uses rubber gloves now

I just order the finished product. I'm not likely to transfer chiles from my fork to my nether regions, and after hearing some of the horror stories, I'm ok with that.

Independent_George

Just wait till the oil hits his anus...

/classic.

...There's bound to be trouble.

/all I came in here to say