I LOL'd at the headline.

LOL

Kudos, submitter.

/golf clap

First i thought ow, because i whacked myself in the balls today, i dont remember how, but theyre still kinda sore. Then i thought of tanuki for some reason. And then the fark squirrel...

While clothing will not be worn participants have been told they can leave their hat on.

Thankfully...most Aussie wimmen look like unemployed English miners.

Well done, subby.

pics?

Well, probably not, considering.

This should give a new twist to the two-man bobsled competition. Maybe literally.

fbxrd

After due consideration, Cyno01 wins the thread for whacking himself in, as he said, the balls.

/first slashies of the night
//do slashies ever get old?

I went heh. not really worth a lol, but then again I'm an old guy with a floppy sack, so it's really not funny.

I'll bet some of the boobies will be flopping too.

Close your eyes and imagine

Cookies for headline, submitter.

I have never raced my sack.

When I was younger, I thought something like "nude aerobics" was gonna be really erotic. Sadly, I rented a video by the same name and was dulled into a flacid stupor seeing all those sweaty, floppy bits slapping around.

Believe me, the clothes leave a lot to the imagination, which is often a much better thing than reality.

Threads is useless without gymnastics pix. Oops, spoke too soon. Sicko.

two words Relatively Obscure:

Gross.

I wonder if they will have a "Pole Vaulting" competition-That would be interesting to see...

Haha.

I lol'd twice!

not if its the Nude Winter Olympics submitter!!11

Just one word of caution: Be careful jumping those hurdles.
That, and be certain to grab the right "stick" in the 4x100.

/don't even want to think about the pommel horse.

Very practical. Less clothes=Less weight and friction. I'm all for it, just don't show it on T.V

"Organisers are also encouraging people to bring shelters to cope with the expected 40 degree day."

Hoo boy, that's gotta hurt.

"One of the organisers, Shane, says a flag race and sack race are among the day's fixtures."

Oh... subby wasn't kidding about the sack race.

They don't call them athletic supporters for nothing. If I was running and jumping, I would concerned that the resultant impact doesn't sprain my junk.

Jesus, think ahead people!!

Well, that's pretty much the long and the short of it.

I'll show up with a roll of barbed wire and say I'm here for the fencing competition.

Damn, all I brought was this stolen TV.

Google "nude|naked Olympics" (optionally, add "Japanese") and see what you get.

40 degrees C = 104 degrees F

THE FRED SAVAGES:
They don't call them athletic supporters for nothing.

I thought those were the people on the sidelines cheering them on....

Predalien: The male form is rather nasty.

May be it's just YOUR male form that is rather nasty.

They are 2500 years late to be original

Happening today in Chicago with a -25f windchill.
Cyrptocrismatism ensues.

Temperature does not bode well for the three legged race.

Dude, I scored silver in the FAP contest!

In other news, Australians apparently actually use the term "fortnight."

Do they also call everyone "Guvnah?"

Not From the CIA
Do they also call everyone "Guvnah?"

Nope, just "mate".

Or "galah", depending on the circumstances.

Or possibly even "dickwad"

/Is enjoying the thought of being the baton in the baton race
//Off to kill some kittens, mate.

Wait - baton races are single sex....

No! Wait! I don't wanna be the baton! Nooooo!

/Is gonna go "exercise" with the ladies on the sidelines

Just when you thought Greco-Roman wrestling couldn't get any more homoerotic.

And the long jump would be amusing to watch.

But I doubt anyone would want to participate in the Horse or Balance Beam.

Theey're gonna have to wipe down the balance beam efter each cempetitor.
Darn thing is gonna get slippery, otherwise.

+1 for subby

but does anyone else agree that that article was a horrible piece o crap?


it was basically like an offhand side note on the world's happenings

"and in other news, naked people"


not that it isn't and offhand side note in the world's happenings, but come on, it had no substance

The historical Olympics WERE nekkid. And only for men men men manly men, woohoohoohoohoohooooo.

They should call the regular ones The International Clothed Olympics with Girls.

dbpm-s

/altho they did seem to prefer the hairless bodies
//and the tiny uncut peeners
///so I would be somewhat unwelcome
///invented democracy but can't tell boys from girls?

Was the wrestling filled with arabian goggles?

Not titters for headline.

Why?

I was thinking of nude athletic women and had no idea what people was finding funny.

There must be a lot of old farkers with excessively skinned nads.

meekychuppet
I have never raced my sack.

I tried once, but my sack was too fast for me.

I always wondered what the ancient Greeks and Romans did for sunscreen. They never taught us that when it came time to learn about sweaty, naked, man-on-man-on-man-on-boy Olympic competitions....

Seriously, does anyone know?

Thesedyingtrees
I always wondered what the ancient Greeks and Romans did for sunscreen. They never taught us that when it came time to learn about sweaty, naked, man-on-man-on-man-on-boy Olympic competitions....

Seriously, does anyone know?

They were slathered in olive oil and then dusted with sand. When you're daydreaming about sweaty, naked, man-on-man-on-man-on-boy competitions, you should change that to sweaty, naked, oily (and gritty!) man-on-man-on-man-on-boy competitions.

It doesn't sound like these Aussies are planning on being totally faithful to original nude Olympics, though.

Sign me up for the three legged race.