TFA:
Monica M. Moore
Department of Psychology, University of Missouri

subby, I know it's a lot of words on the page, but the author's name is right at the top!

Hey, lots of guys have girly names. Like Shannon, Leslie, Pat, Ashley... C'mon. Give the author a break. He didn't ask to be named that.

/I like boys.

Too many words. I don't need to though. I just assume all women want my cack

If a girl likes you.. you'll know it..


/buttons flying off your shirt as she rips it off is always a good clue

My name is Lynne, Lynn, Lyn, Lin.

I've learned that, as a general rule, if: it's female, then: it hates me.

I've learned that as a general rule; if it's female then it likes me, then i get drunk, loud, and rebellious, and i'm my only friend.

The problem is not girls liking me, the problem is me liking the girls that like me. or stated differently, the right girls don't like me.

Tonight, anyway.

She comes in colors everywhere: The problem is not girls liking me, the problem is me liking the girls that like me. or stated differently, the right girls don't like me.

amen.

If she didn't like me, she would have struggled more.

Good grief.

my problem is I goto the bar and sit there drinking with my friends and we think LIKE this study.... I guess that's what happens when your friends were Primatology Majors.

How to tell if a girl likes you


she doesnt leave the first time you punch her?



/kidding, thought of the didnt listen the first two times joke for some reason

The best way to determine if a girl likes you is to look for behavior such as sucking your dick, riding you on top, asking you to spank her, and saying such things as "wanna put it in my butt now?"

AAAAAAND, the subby is a retard.

/SHe likes me

my problem is that i only meet the right women at exactly the wrong time in my life.

If you love something set if free.

If it comes back to you, it's probably broken.

the goggles...

Can anyone summarize this article for me in a sentence or two? My peonic brain can't handle all of this intellectual broadspeak.

5OV

I think I'm going to be sick. No amount of paper bags could make that... woman? unfugly enough to nastify.

Thanks for the nightmares, 5OV...

PS-5OV that Thai prostitute is either part monkey or from the butterface hall of fame

5OV

Why would you do something like that?

The problem with Scheflen's category of courtship readiness when compared with Givens...

Oh fark it...gimme another beer.

Did that help D-Liver ?

50V
Looks like somebody learned how to apply makeup at a funeral home. That's farking hideous.

When some girls don't look at you,
it means that they like you a lot.
When other girls don't look at you,
it just means they're ignorning you.

How can you know, how can you know?
Which is which, who's doing what?
I guess that you can ask 'em:
"Which one are ya, baby?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?"
And all you need to do that
is one good pair of Big Balls!

/Dan Bern

Brain hurt. Beer good.

/5OV What the fark was that?
//Normally, I get a priest to deal with crap with that.
///Not enough holy water in the world.

Honest Bender

"5OV

I think I'm going to be sick. No amount of paper bags could make that... woman? unfugly enough to nastify."

That's why they invented the brown paperbag.

Girls never liked me until I had money. I remember that when Im considering whether or not to call them back. Which sucks, because I may very well throw a good opportunity away because I can no longer trust women.

Oh, and 50V, tonite when I go to bed, I'm pulling the covers over my head because I'll be afraid she's staring at me through my window

If I named my schlong Laverne, is that the same as touching a girl?

LordZorch: The best way to determine if a girl likes you is to look for behavior such as sucking your dick, riding you on top, asking you to spank her, and saying such things as "wanna put it in my butt now?"

That's relationship gold!! Is someone writing this down?!?

And 50V should be superglued to that honey of his and dropped on a deserted island somewhere with no Fark access within 1000 miles. But before he leaves he owes me a case of eye bleach and brillo pads to scrub that image from my brain.

OMGlookatthat_HUGE_P_HOLE: Honest Bender

"5OV

I think I'm going to be sick. No amount of paper bags could make that... woman? unfugly enough to nastify."

That's why they invented the brown paperbag.

That's the kinda fugly that causes paper bags to self-ignite.

At long last I think we HAVE found the Bride of Pumpkinhead.

5OV

nice, jsut the thing i needed after a drunken night out, pics of a tranny, no drunken jerking off for me to end the night tonight, no sir.

Seth_The_Wide

"If I named my schlong Laverne, is that the same as touching a girl?"

No. I new a guy named Laverne. Never touched him.

/Interesting thread we could make from that, what to you call your wang?

5OV

You ready for the fark.com beatdown yet? 'Cause you sure deserve it.

/Bastage.
//That's gonna haunt my dreams.
///Hope you didn't sleep with it..

50V... you owe me laser eye surgery

OMG:

How about 'Vlad the Impaler'?

5OV, I hate you.

I don't even think that was human.

5OV

That is farking hilarious.

/I know from the look in "her" eyes it's time to go.

Ensign_Ricky, that is totally shallow, yet totally true.

Retaliation is necessary at this point: Call them back. Have some one-nighters. Rob their purses for cash. Don't call back.

What's good for the gander and all ...

5OV

I'd hit it!

Oh, great. Thanks, 50V, I can't wait for that image to show up at least once in each of the photoshop contests for the next 3 weeks.

Mikailus, you've saved me countless hours

Good lord save us!

50V, there's a Tomb somewhere somewhere that's missing it's guardian.

Hope you're happy.

A few years with braces and she would be hot. You farktards know it!

Seth_The_Wide
How about 'Vlad the Impaler'?

dude, funny you say that. we have a MILF at my job(phone support) that says something highly sexual every other sentence, but has NO clue what she's said. she walked over and asked me about this site called something like Impaleher and I lost it.