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(Some Guy) Scary Today's sword wielding maniac brought to you by Halifax, NS, Canada. There can be only one. w/video goodness   (herald.ns.ca) divider line 63
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Karmacidal [TotalFark] 2007-02-03 11:55:54 PM  
I blame Cory & Trevor.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 12:04:09 AM  
www.toshiromifune.org

Unavailable for comment?

 
HenryFnord [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 12:09:09 AM  
Surprised it's no one I know.

 
Waffen 2007-02-04 03:00:48 AM  
One of these days I am going to see one of my old friends on the news with a sword.

 
HellFace [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 03:03:44 AM  
Do cops have the right to stop people from filming them in action?

/I had way more inflamatory remarks to start this flame war but I thought I'd start slow

 
Tiiba 2007-02-04 03:10:41 AM  
Not naked? This guy is a real n00b.

 
Thorak [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 03:29:01 AM  
Waffen: One of these days I am going to see one of my old friends on the news with a sword.

I've got friends in Halifax who've got swords. I honest-to-God checked the link expecting to see one of their names. Didn't know this idiot, though.

/moved out of that hellpit just in time, looks like

 
entropic_existence [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 03:33:42 AM  
My roommate was working at the mall when this happened. Quite weird.

 
FRKBOY 2007-02-04 03:40:02 AM  
Maybe he thought they were zombies?

 
mikebrowne 2007-02-04 04:02:27 AM  
There's no place like home.

Looking right into the shiat abyss hey bo-bandy?

 
Cyno01 [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 04:05:18 AM  
Man, those LARPers are nothing but trouble, thats why i stick to tabletop...

/DRTFA
//nerdier than you

 
danduran 2007-02-04 04:13:04 AM  
Did he have 1000 years of power?

 
lsc78 2007-02-04 04:16:20 AM  
What about the kitty???

img374.imageshack.us

 
wildcardjack 2007-02-04 04:25:18 AM  
I swear, I looked at this five or six times and thought it read "sword welding maniac" as if there was a rash of welding artist
making works out of broken swords.

 
BiggerBastard 2007-02-04 04:25:57 AM  
Video games should be banned.

 
DoorsFanRob 2007-02-04 04:59:23 AM  
Take your little sword and get the fark outta my trailer park!

 
hargoni 2007-02-04 05:03:38 AM  
I live in such a cool city!

Maybe this week we will get a chopper maniac at Mic Mac Mall - closer to my place!

 
Therion [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 05:26:07 AM  
House of Knives mall store = cheap stainless steel sword-like objects.

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 05:39:56 AM  
i25.photobucket.com

 
Blade Danger 2007-02-04 05:43:39 AM  
Does anyone know what the "stun gun" was all about? Is it a taser? Bean bag?

 
chris20202 2007-02-04 06:01:16 AM  
I think this was a video of a group of ants converging on a piece of bacon, hard to be sure though.

 
t1n0m3n 2007-02-04 06:50:36 AM  
"I think this was a video of a group of ants converging on a piece of bacon, hard to be sure though."

No, more like a group of bacons converging on an ant.

 
nintendofreak2 2007-02-04 07:16:31 AM  
Blade Danger: Does anyone know what the "stun gun" was all about? Is it a taser? Bean bag?

HRP usually uses tasers, so i'm betting that's what it was.

 
Saul T. Saahk 2007-02-04 08:25:04 AM  
im totally from there. this makes me even more proud to be nova scotian. Anyone down for happy hour at the split crow on thursday?

 
munkity 2007-02-04 08:33:32 AM  
that was probably the worst movie ever.

 
GCD 2007-02-04 08:37:25 AM  
The best part of that whole thing was the "Sword" wasn't even sharpened.

 
nickmorine 2007-02-04 08:42:16 AM  
Yea, I was working at Tip Top when this happened at the mall. The guy got tasered, fell down like a burlap sack, and split his head open. He apparently was hiding behind columns and peeking out like he was a Tenchu Stealth Assassin or something.

 
Failing_Junk [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 09:12:28 AM  
The camera man has provided the police a video of him disobeying a lawful order. Nice.

 
doctorwormwood 2007-02-04 09:12:32 AM  
Whoever wrote that article is a moron... hey could you include a bunch of details that have nothing to do with the farkin story .. like some guys cataract surgery... or some dumb asses quote about why people are filming the action.. wtf? this guy is retarded... especially the idiots who caled their uncle crying... come the fark on .. it's a sword... not a mooninite

 
Pollexabator 2007-02-04 09:12:52 AM  
Wow, that video painted such a vivid image of the floor of that mall. I wept.

/cell phone video = pointless

 
larrycot [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-02-04 09:31:45 AM  
Mr. Baker, 29, was arrested at suppertime Thursday at the Halifax Shopping Centre...

Nice precise reporting there, sport. If it was a little later would it have been suppertime-thirty?

 
akachibi 2007-02-04 09:58:54 AM  
Bury him alive face down in a swamp. Nail him in place with a stake, so he won't rise and walk the earth at night.

/or just give him a lobotomy

 
ShikouMori 2007-02-04 10:01:30 AM  
Holy shiat I live like, 8 blocks away from this.


o_o

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2007-02-04 10:13:46 AM  
www.aikido-gerard-dumont.com

Pft. Musashi is the only one who counts.

 
usrid0 2007-02-04 10:15:37 AM  
Worst video evar.

 
darch 2007-02-04 10:32:36 AM  
He's lucky- in NJ, he'd have gotten shot. 9mm, hollow point.

/ouchie

 
Basking_lizard 2007-02-04 10:34:02 AM  
Heh, I missed the action but I got to the mall about 15 minutes after it happened. I thought the coat lying on the floor was a body at first, but then I heard that they'd tasered the guy and already taken him away.

I also had suspicions that I might know the guy but it looks like not.

/crazy town

 
cfletch13 2007-02-04 10:47:53 AM  
LoL! How come I didn't hear about this?

/Halifax Farkers in the Hizzouse!

 
Hackfleisch 2007-02-04 10:50:06 AM  
FTFA - "Mr. Wilson, 19, said the man was grunting incoherently and ignoring police commands"

I try to make all my grunts as coherent as possible.

 
cfletch13 2007-02-04 10:57:26 AM  
LoL... I bought my girlfried some perfume for Christmas at that Sears store.

 
yeegrek 2007-02-04 11:08:35 AM  
Larrycot:

The Chronicle Herald (Chronically Horrible) is a terrible paper. They're lucky they got the name of the mall right, let alone the time of the incident. I just go with the Globe and Mail, or the National Post (Canada's print version of Fox News).

 
Hypergeek_1984 2007-02-04 11:18:52 AM  
I submitted this with a better headline, three days ago.

 
yormom 2007-02-04 11:54:05 AM  
split crow is icky. any place that regularly hosts a band called "barnacle" is no good in my books.

 
vudukungfu 2007-02-04 11:54:50 AM  
Wow, nice to see Jim Lehey back at work.

 
p00pd00d 2007-02-04 11:59:33 AM  
This would have never happened without Sunday shopping.

 
animalmagnet 2007-02-04 12:12:23 PM  
Stuff like this is why none of the mall kiosks sell hand grenades.

 
charro 2007-02-04 12:24:17 PM  
Mr. Baker, 29, was arrested at suppertime

How cute. These idioms and old fashion expressions confuse the hell out of immigrants coming to this country.

/just use the metric system.
//And stop expecting me to read your farkin mind.
///Get off my lawn!

 
Neev 2007-02-04 12:28:48 PM  
You can tell this article was written by a Canadian because they were polite enough to put Mr. in front of EVERY FARKIN' PERSON'S NAME. Always. Every time. That article sounds SO goofy...

 
metalliqaz 2007-02-04 12:46:48 PM  
"with video goodness" ???

I dont think there was a sword anywhere in that video. Just the roof, the floor, and a few cops ready to shoot.

-d

 
Devanney 2007-02-04 01:08:55 PM  
Looks like the old Eaton's was where it was right outside of...

How come anytime I go shopping in Halifax there's never any samurais...

//damnit

 
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