Funniest thing is that these packages had been there "two to three weeks".

Spacecataz.

/Behold our peninsula of manhood

The innocents shall suffer. Big time.

Effing hilarious.

Commence the flood of quotations.

/likes that show

Did the packages contain baby Ts and visors?

Wanted for questioning.

I hope you can see the ads because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

Awesome.

This story is repeating more than the Baloonenstein episode!

meatwad gets the honies

Good thing the writing wasn't in Egypto, huh?

PANIC!

I so called this by post 20 in the previous thread.

PS Do I get a cookie?
PPS I am picking up all the fly honeys with my hypno-rims.

Awesome! That totally sounds like a plot outline for an episode.

/Boston is no match for the power of the quad laser

Ok, we are officially retarded now when something like this shuts down a major city.

Please terrorists, do us a favor, and cull our herd a bit......

bwwwwaaahahahha!

LMAO!

This is too funny!

...and it sounds like they had already coordinated with local and federal authorities for permits or whatever they needed to put those packages there. This is just retarded.

Bip....bip.....bip.... "No one can defeat the quad laser! Jumping is useless!"

This thread makes no sense.

They have a much more advance culture due to their vertical leap.

hahahahahahahahahahaha . . .

A+. Bravo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvZrqbcMu5g

You see handbanana represents Boston, Carl represents Cartoon Network, and assrape represents, well, ass rape.

There's your publicity for the show. Ta da!

ekdikeo4: Funniest thing is that these packages had been there "two to three weeks".

Yeah, they're really on the ball there.

"They have been in place for two to three weeks in Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia.

Wow, we really suck at security. At least we have good cartoons.

Lulz

I love how they keep referring to them as "devices" and that they're not "active". I also love the fact that we, as a country, are completely petrified of unmarked duffell bags to the point that their presense will shut down an entire city.

Oh, wait, I don't love that. It makes me wanna puke, actually.

TTIWWP!

My dad owns a dealership.

I've been cracking up over this for the last hour.

/loves me some ATHF

'Give Boston the finger.'
'Yeah the finger'

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday

I like how Govenor McSerious says "It's a hoax - and it's not funny".

/dumbass

Do what now?

One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ze-ro

Bart Oates sez Boston must panic!

Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Suspicious packages part of Turner Broadcasting marketing campaign
By Mac Daniel and Andrew Ryan, Globe Staff

Turner Broadcasting acknowledged late this afternoon that the suspicious packages that ignited fears of bombs across Boston today were magnetic lights that were part of an outdoor marketing campaign for an adult cartoon.

Turner was promoting Adult Swim's animated television show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" in Boston and nine other cities, according to a statement e-mailed by Shirley Powell, a company spokeswoman.

"Parent company Turner Broadcasting is in contact with local and federal law enforcement on the exact locations of the billboards," the state an e-mail statement said. "We regret that they were mistakenly thought to pose any danger."

not sure what law was broken, except maybe littering

Plutonians are teh suck.

ARISE CHICKEN!!!

those packages were put there 1,000s of YEARS AGO!!! *puff of smoke appears....

All I want to say is that the opening lyrics end with:

"...ice on my fingers and my toes and on my toys."

Not:

"...ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus."

That's so stupid and it makes me crazy everytime I hear it.

Incorrect lyrics are forbidden.

Whoever said there's no such thing as bad publicity has obviously never heard of extraordinary rendition to Gitmo.

/not going anywhere for awhile?

The Boston Power Company was called in; spokeswoman Dusty Gazongas said:

We have your rims now, fat man. And now we are off on a quest, for honeys that are beyond fly.

Anyone have a picture of these "devices"? I'd love to know what qualified them as dangerous

Err, you shold stick with the patch.