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(News.com.au) Scary Remember Homer's dream chair, the "Spinemelter 2000" massage chair? You can now buy one. Warning: It will actually melt your spine   (news.com.au) divider line 16
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Bob Down 2007-01-31 05:54:02 AM  
This could also explain SHC. Wick effect my arse.

 
Dinkbreath 2007-01-31 07:52:27 AM  
Mr. Sparkleh Heavy Industries makes this thing??

 
Langdon Alger 2007-01-31 07:53:40 AM  
i have wanted one of those chairs forever --- as much as my back hurts i would buy one before i bought an HDTV ---and this is coming from a guy who loves his TV watching

 
Dinkbreath 2007-01-31 07:53:44 AM  
Great, now I can't stop thinking about my ass. I try but I can't.

 
Rolo_Tamasei 2007-01-31 08:11:21 AM  
Excuse me while I kiss the sky

 
LSK 2007-01-31 08:12:08 AM  
I've been draggin' my feet across my back
and I've been rubbin' my head against my neck
And I've been walkin' my fingers through my mind
and I've been feelin' this feelin' in my spine
And I believe I'll be leavin' it behind
When I don't need a spine.

 
tbookman 2007-01-31 08:20:13 AM  
Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?

 
mruttan 2007-01-31 08:30:08 AM  
"...power wire for the internal motor burnt out"

Is it just me or should that say "burned out"?

/grammer nazi

Regular comment:

Ow! It burned me in the goat-ass!

 
HAHA!_You_cannot_kill_a_Hindu! 2007-01-31 08:32:41 AM  
www.kilbarrackscp.com

 
Insomniak_DW 2007-01-31 08:42:28 AM  
www.crystalinks.com

"Dad?"

 
PooDeFuego 2007-01-31 09:04:11 AM  
FISHBULB!

 
thespindrifter [TotalFark] 2007-01-31 09:22:50 AM  
Yes, but does it have little legs on the back so that you can recline in a backwards position without tipping over?

 
NineInchNader 2007-01-31 09:50:22 AM  
Matsushiata Electric Works Ltd

Filter test.

So I can say 'shiatzu massage', but I cannot say 'shiatzu puppies'?

 
geekybroad 2007-01-31 10:00:08 AM  
Mmmmm, shiatzu puppies...

 
chimpeach 2007-01-31 11:31:13 AM  
Thanks alot, Unkie Herb.

 
time for bappar 2007-01-31 04:01:27 PM  
Shih Tzu...

It doesn't filter it if you spell it right.

 
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