why did you do this
don't you know I hate haiku
now I hate you too

ha ha just joking
I don't really hate you dude
it's fark after all

haiku is easy
it's a bit like programming
with perl or something

What is a haiku? I have never heard of it. Someone please explain.

clock moves slowly
boobie links patiently waiting
beer after work

Five syllables here
Seven in the second line
Five again, to end

Haiku vexes Fark
Peaceboy hopes Farkers can count
Better than they spell

Novel thread concept
How many posts will occur?
I guess two thousand

Rigidly structured
Someone will fail to grasp
And completely fark it all up doo dah doo dah

Pretty girl in mall
Gave me number, we dated
Now it hurts to pee

FoamingPipeSnake:

From the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

Entry: hai·ku
Pronunciation: 'hI-(")ku
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural haiku
Etymology: Japanese
Date: 1902
: an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also : a poem in this form usually having a seasonal reference -- compare TANKA

What is a haiku?
I have never heard of it.
Someone please explain.

Ohh I get it now
Was that sarcasm Foaming?
I will shut up now

It says usually 5,7,5 I went with 4,7,4. I can do whatever I want, I am a white male living in America.

Why won't Drew Curtis
Post my submissions to Fark
I moan in anguish

Earlier today
I submitted that story
Mine was funnier

France surrenders
Fb- is the father
Doo dah doo dah

There are no winners
in a poetry contest
voting enabled

Pornosaur: Enjoy it while it lasts.

Post my own haiku?
I can't think of anything.
I'm so farking FARKed.

When I write haiku
I talk like fortune cookie
the rest of the day

i sit here at work
people whine and complain to
me but i don't care

big fat women here
they run about and sweat
i am going blind

i sit and wonder
why did we pick dumb haiku
it wont be funny

I wrote that headline
I don't need to write haiku
Hey, wait a second...

Counting syllables
seventeen is quite tough to reach
five, seven, five. Right?

What the farking hell?
The silly tag has been used
Drew likes to show off

Mind deleting the one above?

Counting syllables.
Seventeen is quite tough to reach.
Five, Seven, Five. Right?

This is a Haiku.
You will want to vote for it.
Click NOW, G**ammit!

(credit to classmate in 7th grade English class poetry unit)

It's really hot out
It's really really hot out
Let's go outside now

Crabs are in the street
They are growing in numbers
Crabs will destroy us

Daisy Duke was hot
Boss Hog ate Rosco's dog Flash
Luke and Bo were fags

You know who they are
They are looking for your ass
The proctologists

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

drawing a big blank
cant think of anything good
to photoshop. crap.

That's good Ricardo
It's not a PS contest
They are on the right

Going to look at boobies
for the next fifteen minutes or so
then I will hump hump

nothing makes me smile
like dicks as long as a mile
the pain is so good

,

Late at night Bea Arthur
Who said something about nudes
Time to throw up guts

Strangest fark thread yet
Wishing people whined much less
But it won't happen

Whiney 'lil biatches
Submitted this already
Nobody else cares

it was 5-7-5 before the filter...

Fb- surrenders
Hollywood kills a kitten
It's a trap ensues

hello, Mr Beer
say hi to Mr Liver
please don't come back up

Why do I come here?
It's not for the photoshops.
Oh yeah the boobies.

Can't stop the itching
Though I don't mind the swelling
Ointment brings relief

Total farkers get
All the early posts today
and leave me at the end

white lies blanket black
truthfall, and alone do the
pink roses stand now.


delete yourself.

No total fark here.
Can Fark ever be total?
We may never know.

Haiku poetry
Is so very short that it
Can't get the point a-

Need to get some play,
Fark has kept me at bay today,
Computer Geek, me.