holy crap

oooh poop thread

Best to not play "away games" if you can at all help it.

I got once got busy in the Columbia Tower Club bathroom.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOP..........THREAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!

Worst place: Oney's, Otis, OR on Highway 26. Remember the bathroom in Trainspotting? This one is worse.

Missed it, but...

Boobies?

/cleveland steamer

Poop thread!

/its been a while

Best place to take a dump? In your own toilet. Nowhere else.

Avoid: Any Denny's crapper after 2am on a weekend, especially if you're sober enough to realize you're in a Denny's at 2am on a weekend.

I can't believe this got greened

InstaGreen.


nice.

No way. A restroom that nice has to have an attendant. I farking hate restroom attendants.

2 floor of my grad school building, behind the career office. The whole building is kept at about 30 degrees, except for this one bathroom. All the heat is run through this one room. So its like leaving artic conditions, and stepping into a sauna. Extra bonus: only one stall. with 30 minutes between classes, i settle in with a wall street journal and some coffee. I refer to it as my bathroom because no one else ever uses it. I'll tell you, its the only good part of my day.

Screw that snooty Borgata hotel. I want my Atlantic City dank and seedy, not pop-luxury.

I smell bannination...

This website is a good resource.

/for me to poop on

"This year's winning restroom features a classic athletic theme"

/For the competitive poopers?

GO MOLINE!

You know you are in a snazzy bathroom when the guy workin' there (in the john) wearin' a tux, hands you a real cloth towel to dry your hands with.

Try this on for size:

Approves

Best place? definitely my bathroom, with noone in the house, cup of coffee on the sink, newspaper in hands.
aaahhh....

FarkinFarker: Best place to take a dump? In your own toilet. Nowhere else.

Incorrect. You have to clean your own toilet.

Plus, if you poop at work, you're getting paid during the craptime.

or this:

I agree with you: when the guy workin' there (in the john) wearin' a tux, hands you a real cloth towel to dry your hands wipe with.

Fixed.

When in Rome...

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grytpype-thynne
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Ewwwww,,,is that a lil' doo-doo on that stick,,,or mud,,yea mud ,, thats it,,gotta be mud

You crap in this and the servants empty it in the morning.

when nature calls i answer real soon!

I have to say, a friend did take me a group of us to Wendell's and after we were there for a while, he said, you have to see the bathroom. Truthfully, it's not all that. I've seen better. The mouthwash is a nice touch.

I took a backpacking trip in the Yukon for 2 weeks. It followed strict "leave no trace" outdoor practices.

Nothing makes you appreciate a toilet than digging a 6 inch hole, crapping in it, wiping with leaves (or smooth stones) and then covering it up.

Fark.com is good for that purpose!

On road trips the best place to take a dump is at a hotel. Go up to the front desk, tell them you're thinking about checking in for a few days, but you'd like to see the room first. They give you a key, you do your business, then tell the people at the desk it didn't meet your expectations and move on. Beats a truck stop toilet any day.

While walking down the isle of the Krogers in Glenwood Crossing is apparently popular.

WIPING WITH SMOOTH STONES!!!

lol...funniest thing I have EVAR heard!

I've got a great place at work. Single Handicap restroom. 1 toilet, 1 way in, locking door and tons of room.

pure bliss.

Train station Kazan.

dakwegmo: On road trips the best place to take a dump is at a hotel. Go up to the front desk, tell them you're thinking about checking in for a few days, but you'd like to see the room first. They give you a key, you do your business, then tell the people at the desk it didn't meet your expectations and move on. Beats a truck stop toilet any day.

I never thought of that one...

/used to drive cross country a LOT

WE_DELIVER: WIPING WITH SMOOTH STONES!!!

lol...funniest thing I have EVAR heard!

You only wipe with rough stones once, then you know why you should use the smooth ones...

Agreed. Attendants are kinda creepy. Almost as bad as those stupid automatic paper towel machines....

i agree with you has the best place on earth to take a dump
been there and done that...

My bathroom at school, I have my own stack of magazines in there. I actually look forward that wonderful place.

I don't know if this is just me or not, but my bowels don't work unless I'm at my own place. I can leave work at 1:00 or 5:00, and it still kicks in as soon as I turn down my road.

/Why do they call it taking a dump when you're actually leaving a dump?
//Hail_Eris!, which one are you in the pic, you goddamn douche?

Any place without a bathroom attendant. Seriously, I don't want some dude sitting there watching me pee, and if that's the arrangement we have to have, I think he should be paying ME, not the other way around.