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Tarheel_Madness 2007-01-28 10:41:06 PM  
holy crap

 
The NaSkAr [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:41:33 PM  
oooh poop thread

 
FlippityFlap 2007-01-28 10:42:17 PM  
Best to not play "away games" if you can at all help it.

 
karion 2007-01-28 10:42:22 PM  
I got once got busy in the Columbia Tower Club bathroom.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:42:32 PM  
POOOOOOOOOOOOOP..........THREAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!

 
DrForrester 2007-01-28 10:43:02 PM  
Worst place: Oney's, Otis, OR on Highway 26. Remember the bathroom in Trainspotting? This one is worse.

 
CityHall 2007-01-28 10:43:58 PM  
Missed it, but...

Boobies?

/cleveland steamer

 
Dwreck 2007-01-28 10:44:15 PM  
Poop thread!

/its been a while

 
Mediocre-Photoshops-Incorporated 2007-01-28 10:44:31 PM  
www.guanoloco.com

 
krelborne 2007-01-28 10:45:09 PM  
www.maj.com

 
FarkinFarker 2007-01-28 10:45:27 PM  
Best place to take a dump? In your own toilet. Nowhere else.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:46:13 PM  
Avoid: Any Denny's crapper after 2am on a weekend, especially if you're sober enough to realize you're in a Denny's at 2am on a weekend.

 
Timon of Athens 2007-01-28 10:46:21 PM  
I can't believe this got greened

 
Gahbrone 2007-01-28 10:46:32 PM  
InstaGreen.


nice.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:46:53 PM  
No way. A restroom that nice has to have an attendant. I farking hate restroom attendants.

 
Biness 2007-01-28 10:46:54 PM  
2 floor of my grad school building, behind the career office. The whole building is kept at about 30 degrees, except for this one bathroom. All the heat is run through this one room. So its like leaving artic conditions, and stepping into a sauna. Extra bonus: only one stall. with 30 minutes between classes, i settle in with a wall street journal and some coffee. I refer to it as my bathroom because no one else ever uses it. I'll tell you, its the only good part of my day.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:47:21 PM  
Screw that snooty Borgata hotel. I want my Atlantic City dank and seedy, not pop-luxury.

 
DrForrester 2007-01-28 10:47:25 PM  
I smell bannination...

 
BillaBong 2007-01-28 10:47:50 PM  
This website is a good resource.

/for me to poop on

 
death by law school 2007-01-28 10:48:28 PM  
"This year's winning restroom features a classic athletic theme"

/For the competitive poopers?

 
nickyhopkins 2007-01-28 10:48:31 PM  
GO MOLINE!

 
I agree with you 2007-01-28 10:48:45 PM  
You know you are in a snazzy bathroom when the guy workin' there (in the john) wearin' a tux, hands you a real cloth towel to dry your hands with.

 
grytpype-thynne 2007-01-28 10:48:54 PM  
Try this on for size:

www.sfu.ca

 
tdpatriots12 2007-01-28 10:49:27 PM  
img101.imageshack.us

Approves

 
tfm_copycat 2007-01-28 10:50:04 PM  
Best place? definitely my bathroom, with noone in the house, cup of coffee on the sink, newspaper in hands.
aaahhh....

 
Mediocre-Photoshops-Incorporated 2007-01-28 10:50:22 PM  
FarkinFarker: Best place to take a dump? In your own toilet. Nowhere else.

Incorrect. You have to clean your own toilet.

Plus, if you poop at work, you're getting paid during the craptime.

 
grytpype-thynne 2007-01-28 10:50:36 PM  
or this:

www.friedmanarchives.com

 
Timon of Athens 2007-01-28 10:50:43 PM  
I agree with you: when the guy workin' there (in the john) wearin' a tux, hands you a real cloth towel to dry your hands wipe with.

Fixed.

 
grytpype-thynne 2007-01-28 10:51:20 PM  
When in Rome...

www.horizonsunlimited.com

 
Peter Wood 2007-01-28 10:51:23 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

approoves...

 
I agree with you 2007-01-28 10:52:58 PM  
grytpype-thynne
---------------

Ewwwww,,,is that a lil' doo-doo on that stick,,,or mud,,yea mud ,, thats it,,gotta be mud

 
Espertron 2007-01-28 10:53:49 PM  
i165.photobucket.com

 
grytpype-thynne 2007-01-28 10:55:04 PM  
You crap in this and the servants empty it in the morning.

www.gtj.org.uk

 
Gaboo 2007-01-28 10:55:05 PM  
img101.imageshack.us

 
I agree with u 2 2007-01-28 10:55:07 PM  
when nature calls i answer real soon!

 
pavinrtheway [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:55:09 PM  
I have to say, a friend did take me a group of us to Wendell's and after we were there for a while, he said, you have to see the bathroom. Truthfully, it's not all that. I've seen better. The mouthwash is a nice touch.

 
Espertron 2007-01-28 10:55:15 PM  
I took a backpacking trip in the Yukon for 2 weeks. It followed strict "leave no trace" outdoor practices.

Nothing makes you appreciate a toilet than digging a 6 inch hole, crapping in it, wiping with leaves (or smooth stones) and then covering it up.

 
Dialectic 2007-01-28 10:57:03 PM  
Fark.com is good for that purpose!

 
dakwegmo 2007-01-28 11:00:26 PM  
On road trips the best place to take a dump is at a hotel. Go up to the front desk, tell them you're thinking about checking in for a few days, but you'd like to see the room first. They give you a key, you do your business, then tell the people at the desk it didn't meet your expectations and move on. Beats a truck stop toilet any day.

 
Shadow Blasko 2007-01-28 11:00:29 PM  
While walking down the isle of the Krogers in Glenwood Crossing is apparently popular.

 
WE_DELIVER 2007-01-28 11:02:10 PM  
WIPING WITH SMOOTH STONES!!!

lol...funniest thing I have EVAR heard!

 
litespeed74 2007-01-28 11:02:34 PM  
I've got a great place at work. Single Handicap restroom. 1 toilet, 1 way in, locking door and tons of room.

pure bliss.

 
Eat More Possum [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 11:02:46 PM  
webpages.charter.net

Train station Kazan.

 
Sum Dum Phuk 2007-01-28 11:02:54 PM  
dakwegmo: On road trips the best place to take a dump is at a hotel. Go up to the front desk, tell them you're thinking about checking in for a few days, but you'd like to see the room first. They give you a key, you do your business, then tell the people at the desk it didn't meet your expectations and move on. Beats a truck stop toilet any day.

I never thought of that one...

/used to drive cross country a LOT

 
Sum Dum Phuk 2007-01-28 11:04:19 PM  
WE_DELIVER: WIPING WITH SMOOTH STONES!!!

lol...funniest thing I have EVAR heard!


You only wipe with rough stones once, then you know why you should use the smooth ones...

 
davin [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 11:04:49 PM  
Agreed. Attendants are kinda creepy. Almost as bad as those stupid automatic paper towel machines....

 
I agree with u 2 2007-01-28 11:04:53 PM  
i agree with you has the best place on earth to take a dump
been there and done that...

 
Biness 2007-01-28 11:04:55 PM  
My bathroom at school, I have my own stack of magazines in there. I actually look forward that wonderful place.

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2007-01-28 11:05:38 PM  
I don't know if this is just me or not, but my bowels don't work unless I'm at my own place. I can leave work at 1:00 or 5:00, and it still kicks in as soon as I turn down my road.

/Why do they call it taking a dump when you're actually leaving a dump?
//Hail_Eris!, which one are you in the pic, you goddamn douche?

 
chakalakasp [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 11:06:43 PM  
Any place without a bathroom attendant. Seriously, I don't want some dude sitting there watching me pee, and if that's the arrangement we have to have, I think he should be paying ME, not the other way around.

 
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