What about Qualudes? That wasn't on the list.

What a crappy list.

What about vdak? That wasn't on the list.

Milk, bananas, oatmeal, wheat toast

So much for my switch to a "healthy" breakfast. What good is it if I'm going to drop right back to sleep?

From TFA: Warm Milk

Add a touch of vanilla to warm milk for a soothing bedtime beverage.

I'd rather drink moose piss than warm milk.

/warm milk is nasty
//whoever said it was good should be shot

Fermented apple/grape juice.

Breast milk tastes like vanilla.

/just sayin'

#11: SEMEN

Blogarhythm: Add a touch of vanilla to warm milk for a soothing bedtime beverage.

Also mixed in a crushed Ambien

Anybody else notice the link to the restless leg syndrome area?

Im getting really tired of that shiate.

Yellow Dart

Beat me to it.

beer.is.food.

Jack Daniels with ice.12oz glass no mixers.

I didn't see a six pack of soft tacos from taco bell on there.

/helps keep the air in your sheets warm.

Hey, I have all those items AND a blender.

>try a sleep smoothy tonight
>>slashes are so last week

Well, its a good thing no one eats oatmeal, honey, bananas, milk, or almonds the first thing the morning for a thing called "breakfast."

FTFA:
Lullaby Muffins
Makes 12 low-fat muffins
Between the bananas, the whole wheat, and the honeyed touch of sweetness, these muffins are practically an edible lullaby.
· 2 cups whole-wheat pastry flour
· 1/2 teaspoon salt
· 1 tablespoon baking powder
· 2 large, very ripe bananas
· 1/3 cup applesauce
· 1/4 cup honey
· 1/2 cup milk or soymilk

Is it just me, or are they forgetting something?

Top 10 Foods for a Good Night's Sleep

1) Beer
2) Beer
3) Beer
4) Beer
5) Beer
7) Beer
8)beEr
9)BEer
10) Bee

Whadda we talkin' bout'??

1 beer
2 beer
3 beer
4 beer
5 beer
6 beer
7 beer
8 beer
9 beer
10 beer

1 bottle of Petite Sirah.

"Earthquake" will do nicely.


Mmmmmmmmmm........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What about cough syrup? Take some NyQuol and you're out cold.

Pepperoni Pizza, hot wings.

Vicodin/Tylox/whatever washed down w/a bloody mary.

WARNING: u may not wake up

G'night, folks.

Not a food but rubbing one out works for me.

I agree with u 2
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I like the way you think

WEEEED!!!

ripping a couple bowls and then lying down does the trick EVERY time

The whole tryptophan myth is a crock of rich creamery butter.

http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/turkey.asp

A big dose of Vitamin P does the trick for me every time.

Malt,Barley, Hops, and mountain spring water. Put ya' right to sleep.

If that don't do the job a lil' SoCo will do the trick.

I have a shot glass of Absolut vodka to relax me when it's time to climb the wooden hill to Bedfordshire. And half an hour's reading with a little light classical music or jazz in the background.

Butthole_Sammich: Not a food but rubbing one out works for me.

qft

Meh, I just do accounting homework whenever I need to fall asleep fast.

I got the flu the day before christmas and wasn't invited to the usual family gathering as there are two members undergoing chemo. So I got a novelty sized cup and filled it with captain-mo, 1 bottle of nyquil and some OJ to mask the taste of anus. When I woke up I wasn't even sick anymore... very very confused but not sick. I think I was out for over two days. It may become my new holiday tradition!

I have a variation on the recipe above that I like to call "Lullaby Muff."

Almost always ends with "unnh...unnh...EYARRRzzzzzzzzz"

/just dead weight after that.

There was some tylenol PM involved as well

Alcohol is a depressant.

Unfortunately its breakdown products are a stimulant, which is why you wake up a few hours later (also combined with the need to pee because of the diuretic effects), and if you've had a lot to drink, you experience that nasty hangover sensation of wanting to fall asleep but being in a state of horrible, nauseated, spinning wakefulness.

taco bell, pizza hut, white castle and kfc mysteriously missing from the list.

My biggest trick for falling asleep:
Uncurl your hands. Place your flat palm against your mattress or pillow or headboard. It makes such a difference. YOur fingers find a new texture, which quiets your restless mind, but it's so inoffensive and sleep related that it only brings you close to sleep.

ichiban: My biggest trick for falling asleep:
Uncurl your hands.


You mean I need to let go of my cock?

/Fish?

darren_boe

Fark, you're lucky you didn't wake up yellow as a buttercup with no functioning liver and wishing you were dead, but instead about to die in one of the worst ways imaginable after a Tylenol OD compounded by alcohol.

Acetaminophen poisoning is a nasty, painful, irreversable and slow way to die. There's nothing they can do about it once its in your system other than gather your loved ones around you so that they can say goodbye.

funny... no taquitos or frozen burritos? not even ramen?

scifarker


taco bell, pizza hut, white castle and kfc mysteriously missing from the list.
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That is from the other thread about DREAM JOBS

Why is this article supposed to be amusing??

rufiecoladas!

Alice B. Toklas suspiciously absent