clap, clap, A+.

well done, sir or madame.

/+1

I am rarely envious of anothers headline.THis is an exception.
Great for you- Submitter, I truly mean that.
Oh , and RIP or best of luck to the guys on the boat also.

/liked my headline better

ive been here long enough to declare this one of the top 5 headlines of all time

It's okay. They'll survive by eating Joe's legs. It's not like he was using them or anything.

**groan!**

/+1 subby ;-)

Bravo Subby

That headline reminds me of a story about a man from Nantucket whose....Something...Something...Something..

subby is pure unadulterated genius

mister peejay ain't too bad himself

Those life rafts are supposed to inflate and detach automatically if the boat sinks too far.

Then again, fishing vessels are exceptions to just about every maritime regulation out there.

/Is in the Coast Guard, doing vessel inspections
//just finished really boring training on SOLAS regs
///is terribly sorry to have passed on said boring training

+1.01 for the effort
-1 because "was searching but sucked it" doesn't really make grammatical sense

Net total: +.01

Congrats, subby

ROCK subby!

But, to make this a true limerick, try "they've probably all kicked the bucket."

still, +1

LOL!

There once was a girl named Kim Wheeling
Who claimed no sexual feeling
Along came Mark Ruffin
Who ate her hot muffin
And they had to pry her off of the ceiling

There once was a crab from Nantucket
Watched the sinking of some old rust bucket.
As the crew hit the ground
He was heard to expound
"The leg meat's the best if you suck it"

/rip fishermen

+1 to subby
+1 to Sum Dum Phuk and gravespinner as well, for great limericks. This is epic.

+1 for a job well done, but doesn't it flow better if you say "they probably [have all] kicked the bucket"?

/still impressed

An anonymous headline submitted
To the article, t'was perfectly fitted
The responders were heard
to declare how absurd
they felt at being outwitted

Clap for subby.
Ring the bell for the fishermen.

Surprised it wasn't a headline referencing Gordon Lightfoot and his proclivities about sinking boats.

I laughed my ars off at this threat.
But I sure hope that crew is not dead.
If they happen to be.
Time will now see.
The search is now valiently lead.

I guess this means any headlines for Japanese news should be submitted as a haiku?

Shet i meant to say thread.
I feel like such a blockhead.
I happen to be.
Stoned to the Tee.
Just forget everything that I said.

Dear Submitter, drown in a Winter sea.

bunny_of_chaos


Silently waiting
prism of fetishism
vending old panties

Dwreck,

Well written haiku.
I await your next greenlit
Japanese news link.

The craft was out of New Bedford.
Not Nantucket.
The crew are now dead.
Pretty crappy headline, under the circumstances.
In pretty bad taste as well.

Oh well.

It's Fark.

Bloody landlubbers.

Except for Tillmaster, the posts here prove you are all truly farked up. These hard working folks are dead. Enjoy your sushi, farkers.

Tillmaster

Perhaps you recall this last year
It caught the national media's ear
when a young man named Cory
smashed the fortieth story
We make light of that kind of thing here

those personal maritime distress beacons w/satlink are like $200 ... I suppose that's too much money to spend on your life, tho.

Barbecue Bob

I'd say you redeemed yourself on your second effort. Stick to what comes natural.

those personal maritime distress beacons w/satlink are like $200 ... I suppose that's too much money to spend on your life, tho.

Obviously t\you are all idiots with no understanding of the sea.

Bet you voted for Gore -- if you were old enough.

Kept the picture for future use - thanx

Here lie the bones of Martha Jones,
for her Hell held no terrors.
Born a virgin. Died a virgin.
No hits, no runs, no errors.

And to think...When I used to spend all day doing clever, meter-perfect limericks in every greenlit thread, I got death threats and signed up for spam.

Whee.

Barbecue Bob made a nice save
Though his original post was deprave'd
but I laughed just the same
at the fishermen, a shame
Hope they haven't all found a wet grave

Jokes about dead sailors never make me laugh but here is my fun Limerick.

There once was a man from Spokane
Who could never quite take the pain
He got in his car
And drove really far
And put a bullet in his brain

Meh, the headline's clever, but I'm just not feeling it. Being from New Bedford and related to several fishermen, it hits a little too close to home.

Truly Centrist: Except for Tillmaster, the posts here prove you are all truly farked up. These hard working folks are dead. Enjoy your sushi, farkers.

I live in a desert, what is this Sushi you speak of?

And thanks, it took me all day to get this farked up, and about $20 :)

That was the saddest limerick I've ever seen.

I didn't like Subby's headline.

Here's my version:

There once was a boat from Nantucket...
/blurbble blurbble blugggg

death by law school


+1 for a job well done, but doesn't it flow better if you say "they probably [have all] kicked the bucket"?

/still impressed

Man, I am glad I was not the only one that didn't think the beat was quite there...It also works better with..."there was a lost boat from Nantucket"...

They that go down to the sea in ships.

This thread on fark did appear
To be depraved, it's so clear
Until Tillmaster's post
The ship's fate, we did roast
His whining doth fall on deaf ears.

There once was a whore from Peru,
Who lined her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
If they pay to get in,
They can pay to get out of it too.

Waitwait... I got another one.

I LOL'd at Tillmaster,
He probably thinks I'm a bastard
He acts like a troll
And thinks Fark, as a whole
Is all just a bunch of cockmasters


and in all fairness...


His handle was Truly Centrist
His post was vinegar and piss
He got Tillmaster's back
And for that he was smacked
With a rhyme from a cunning linguist

/just picking on you 'cause you outed yourself & your name's easy to rhyme
//Yes, I borrowed your nick, cunning
///a vote for me is a vote for more slashies

ROFL, 1live

OK, here's an old one:

There once was a girl named Hortense
The size of her breasts was immense
One day playing soccer,
Out popped her left knocker -
She kicked it right over the fence

I want to see what SherKhan can do in this thread.

This one will probably show my age, but...

There once was a gal from Madras
Whose t!ts were made out of brass
When they clanged together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shout out of her a$s