I wonder if this would do the same thing:



/no, YOU try it.

Unclefarktard: I wonder if this would do the same thing:

From what I hear it will numb out both parties, thus making the act superfluous.

Just like your sham marriage.

a numbing agent is something i don't want anywhere near my junk.

wtf happened to thinking about baseball stats, margaret thatcher naked, or the periodic table?

Unavailable for comment.

7th graders buying anti-ejaculation spray? Unlikely.

The teachers they're farking will buy it for them.

WoW. from 1 measly minute to 5 whole, wonderful, passionate minutes!

Make it 5x as far and I'll pick it up. Until then, who needs it?

Unclefarktard

I've always wondered, too...

There used to be a Jamaican store near where I lived. One of the products sold there was called "Stud 100." It was an ointment you put on your whacker to help you attack her for a longer duration. I guess it's for Jamaicans who have never used condoms.

The study focused on heterosexual couples who had been in a stable monogamous relationship for at least three months and were willing to attempt sexual intercourse on at least seven occasions during the 10-week study period.

\How about a set of realistic control variables?
\\Unlikely tag seen staring intently at periodic table of elements

subby:

eww.

Is there a spray that makes you ejaculate FASTER?

My dream is to be able to finish in under 10 minutes...just once.

I think the stories of guys finishing in less than a minute are urban legend. My AVERAGE time is ~20-30 minutes.

I tried condoms with a similar agent in the lubricant once. They might work for some people but they turned me limp for about half an hour. On the plus side I got to practice the alphabet for 45 minutes. Beer and/or baseball thoughts still work wonders. Knowing and being comfortable with the girl your with is the best though.

Persepolis: From what I hear it will numb out both parties, thus making the act superfluous.

If the guy applies to his wang and wears a condom.....But nothing is worse than keeping going for ages and not exploding the sticky white.

/She will enjoy with extra lube.

I haven't the time to delay my ejaculation. I'm very busy.

i remember the magazine adbusters mentioning a product like this a couple issues ago. they said a medicine like this was in research and pre-production phases.

they also said it was another case of medicine companies convincing the public that they suffer from yet another ailment, and only with the help of their wonder drug can we live life to the fullest. all this drug is doing is feeding on men's artificially manufactured anxiety about the subject, and, like viagra, livetra, or whatever the hell else ED medicines there are out there, this will soon become the recreational drug of choice but for PME, promising better results for a non-existent problem.

for shame

SSRI antidepressants make it take a long time to ejaculate. Extacy does the same thing, but more so.

Bob Wehadababyitsaboy:

lol

I_Make_Jebus_Cry
My AVERAGE time is ~20-30 minutes.


Try shagging a hot chick. That will dramatically increase your response time.

I_Make_Jebus_Cry: My AVERAGE time is ~20-30 minutes.



It's probably because you're gay and still having sex with women.

TEMPE, apply directly to the small penis!

TEMPE, apply directly to the small penis!

TEMPE, apply directly to the small penis!

sweet! I could make it 6 minutes!

but my carpal tunnel syndrome already makes my date hand numb

©

I've never understood the "last longer" mentality. Why not just keep going (after an equipment change if necessary)? It's not like there's some rule that after you "go" you have to stop. Just keep going at it until you go again, or she ends up happy.

It's not that complicated. Right?

Don't really get the "obvious" tag as there is no mention of 7th graders buying the spray anywhere in the article. What's obvious then? Maybe "cool" or "misc"......

I_Make_Jebus_Cry
Is there a spray that makes you ejaculate FASTER?

I actually used to work in an "erotic accoutrements" shop, and I did have a guy come in and ask if we had anything like that.

Apparently his girlfriend was feeling crushed that he didn't come sooner or more often or something and thought there was something wrong with her and he wanted to make her feel better.

Some girls will never be happy.

were willing to attempt sexual intercourse on at least seven occasions during the 10-week study period


you're ask a lot, mr. scientist, but yes i am willing to attempt sexual intercourse 7 times. i dont know where i will find the strength, but this is in the name of science.

Bosefus, ED is a medical problem, where blood does not flow to the penis in significant enough pressure to stiffen the organ. It's not some pyschological ailment. As for premature ejaculation? Also real, some men just shoot quick.

Dude, my gf can't take me for 5 hours! She'll be too sore, and my hips will just ache too much

/just gimmie a call, TFettes and see if I'm kidding
//Please?
///E-mail?
////Carrier pigeon?

I_Make_Jebus_Cry

Look into Delayed Ejaculation: Causes And Prevention
AKA Ejaculatory incompetence

http://www.news4jax.com/menshealth/6862520/detail.html

He said that the control group, who were prescribed a placebo (dummy) spray, increased their penetration to ejaculation time by just over 40 seconds.

What?

What!! did i miss something? whats wrong with beating the bishop prior to encounters in order to last longer. Better than numbing your dong.

farkers dont fark anyways...........
otherwise it's a trap

i hear that a few beers works just as well. I remeber a time where I was so drunk that 45 minutes later she had to quit because she had come numerous times and dried out where as I could not finish. Good for her, bad for me.

interesting how this was conducted by 'BJU'. what else do they research there?

Polyhazard

I actually used to work in an "erotic accoutrements" shop, and I did have a guy come in and ask if we had anything like that.

Apparently his girlfriend was feeling crushed that he didn't come sooner or more often or something and thought there was something wrong with her and he wanted to make her feel better.

Some girls will never be happy.


She was lying and just didn't enjoy sex with her boyfriend... >:)

Some Most girls will never be happy.

fixed

*sniffle*

This is the happiest day of my life.

Were they supposed to be trying? 'Cause I can go from 2 minutes to 20, depending on time available and mood.

haydenarrrrgh: 'Cause I can go from 2 minutes to 20, depending on time available and mood.

And weight. I can go all night on Godzilla.

Two ideas -

1. Put Icy Hot on the ol' ween and things take a lot longer. You've just got to get through the insanely painful "HOT" stage first.

2. Have something happen in your childhood that makes it impossible for you to climax during basic vaginal sex. That way, you can't lose - although you'll spend a fortune trying to figure out why.

Have fun!

/something's repressed
//fark it
///icy hot time

I don't even make it all the way in before I blow. Was that out loud?

bubbaprog: I've never understood the "last longer" mentality. Why not just keep going (after an equipment change if necessary)? It's not like there's some rule that after you "go" you have to stop. Just keep going at it until you go again, or she ends up happy.

It's not that complicated. Right?

Yeah, really. The worst thing a guy can do if he's come too soon is stop. If your penis needs a break, give her some cunnilingus or foreplay or something until you're ready to go again.

HeadOn?

I would like to have been a part of this study...

Mike__Hunt

All girls will never be happy.


Fixed.

dumpstergirl: If your penis needs a break, give her some cunnilingus or foreplay or something until you're ready to go again.

I'm not going down on my own leftovers.

moothemagiccow

Just thinking that the spray would help nearly doubled the control groups penetration to ejaculation time.

Sore throat spray works the same.
\so I've heard
\\on the junk not the throat
\\\so I've heard

FissionMan1: No more problems with premature ejaculation in Tempe. The Cardinals moved to Glendale.

Menace2Sobriety333


dumpstergirl: If your penis needs a break, give her some cunnilingus or foreplay or something until you're ready to go again.

I'm not going down on my own leftovers.

you mean to say you've never even taken a little nip at your manjuice?

/it's like candy
//DRINK IT