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(NYPost) Stupid Joe Pesci-larity ensues after man jokes to NYC nightclub security guard that he takes his job too seriously   (nypost.com) divider line 75
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tandkquinn 2007-01-28 01:18:02 PM  
Those guys are NUTS. Not a surprising story, really.

 
xero27 2007-01-28 01:38:01 PM  
BLOODBATH!!!

/with one person dead
//yellow journalism ftw

 
ptrifoliata2 2007-01-28 01:39:38 PM  
oh man. where is this Chelsea? can i move there?

 
Namey Namerson 2007-01-28 01:40:22 PM  
www.crusha.com

/got nothing

 
mikaloyd 2007-01-28 01:42:52 PM  
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY!

 
Utopias Marathon 2007-01-28 01:42:56 PM  
When keepin it real goes wrong...

 
Hal5423 2007-01-28 01:43:03 PM  
Now, I can't recall...Is the NY post fake news or not? This just seems a little over the top.

 
knobee 2007-01-28 01:43:51 PM  
Sakai had shot Gustavo Cuadros point blank in the back of the head, killing him, Davis said.

Yeah, I'd call that a bloodbath.

 
outback_rebel 2007-01-28 01:44:41 PM  
Fry the guy.

 
np521 2007-01-28 01:45:06 PM  
2007-01-28 01:39:38 PM ptrifoliata2 [TotalFark]

oh man. where is this Chelsea? can i move there?



The sad part is that Chelsea is generally considered a pretty nice and expensive area of downtown Manhattan.

 
theblitz 2007-01-28 01:45:52 PM  
Needs an EVERYBODY PANIC

 
ptrifoliata2 2007-01-28 01:47:44 PM  
2007-01-28 01:45:06 PM np521

2007-01-28 01:39:38 PM ptrifoliata2 [TotalFark]

oh man. where is this Chelsea? can i move there?


The sad part is that Chelsea is generally considered a pretty nice and expensive area of downtown Manhattan.


all i know if the guy from third eye blind didn't like sleeping on a couch there. is it near the village?

 
Namey Namerson 2007-01-28 01:48:04 PM  
starbulletin.com

Wanted for questioning.


/now that I've actually looked at the article
//will be here all week.

 
soph17 2007-01-28 01:48:49 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

 
mikaloyd 2007-01-28 01:48:57 PM  
Chelsea is in New York? I thought she was going to Stanford?
Will she be on the campaign trail with her mother?

 
dvedis 2007-01-28 01:51:17 PM  
What does Hiroyuki Sakai have to do with this? (He's my fav iron chef btw!)

 
roryman 2007-01-28 01:51:24 PM  
i believe this story transcends the "stupid" tag and goes right for "sad". why is there no "NYC" tag?

 
JesusShovel 2007-01-28 01:51:36 PM  
That's just sad.

 
whenIsayGO [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-01-28 01:53:46 PM  
ptrifoliata2: all i know if the guy from third eye blind didn't like sleeping on a couch there. is it near the village?

It's just north of the village. I lived there for 8 years. Just moved cause it got too expensive (started out too expensive, but every year the rent goes up 4% and my income doesn't.) Nice place to live though -- out of the way of the touristy areas, but very close to good shopping and restaurants, and close to every train worth taking anywhere. If I had the financial freedom to live anywhere in the world, I'd move right back where I was, only in a bigger/nicer apartment.

 
camaroash 2007-01-28 01:55:19 PM  
Just a classy guy doing classy things. The fact he's black means nothing. He's just an asshole. Those come in all colors.

 
Jurodan 2007-01-28 01:55:46 PM  
Can you say execution? Lets face it... the guy killed someone and paralyzed someone else, he also tried to shoot someone ELSE's nuts off. Get the guy in a chamber and fill it with gas.

 
whenIsayGO [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-01-28 02:00:34 PM  
Is anyone going to mention the fact that the guy who made the comment to him was a dick for saying it? Do you ever meet people like that and wish that someday they say the wrong thing to some farking psycho who would actually do something about it?

To paraphrase Chris Rock, "I'm not saying he should have shot four people... but I understand."

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 02:01:34 PM  
Get your f*cking shinebox

 
stiletto_the_wise 2007-01-28 02:01:41 PM  
In my experience, night club bouncers do take their jobs too seriously. Aren't you a little old to still be telling people who can and can't climb up into the treehouse?

 
Ditto 2007-01-28 02:02:12 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

 
Bon_Scott 2007-01-28 02:03:36 PM  
If there was any justice in the world Sakai would have his balls cut off by a dull knife and then he would have to watch them get fed to some crocodiles. And then Sakai would be fed to the same crocs.

/Steve Irwin approves.

 
trollus_and_cressida 2007-01-28 02:03:43 PM  
If more people had guns than this wouldn't happen because potential victims could defend themselves.

/ joking
// awaiting the gun nuts who will say the same thing sincerely

 
daboodahmonk 2007-01-28 02:06:01 PM  
Since when does saying something "dickish" provide justification for murder? There is NO way you could say anything that would justify murder, unless it was a direct threat that the would justify self defense.... sad story.

 
trollus_and_cressida 2007-01-28 02:07:27 PM  
Makes it pretty hard to oppose the death penalty when one comes a cross a guy like this.

http://1010wins.com/pages/56564.php?

After Sakai's arrest in the Cuadros slaying, authorities claim, he made incriminating statements about three unsolved homicides that occurred last year in Brooklyn.

Sakai stabbed to death a 56-year-old man during a dispute in September and shot a 41-year-old man, also a bouncer at Opus 22, three months later in what he described as a dispute over money, according to papers filed by Manhattan prosecutors in the lounge shooting.

The third slaying was that of Irving Matos, 42, a strip club bouncer who was killed in November while watching television in his basement apartment, the papers said.

"I bet you think I killed Irv,' Sakai told investigators, according to the papers. ``Well I did. Just write the statement and I'll sign it.'

 
tomstdenis 2007-01-28 02:08:53 PM  
That article is boring. If I had a life I would have been deeply offended.

 
GungFu 2007-01-28 02:09:40 PM  
Was the headline an attempt at being funny, Subby?

Funny how?

Funny because you thought I read it

 
kmmarasco 2007-01-28 02:10:54 PM  
That is farked up. Talk about a nutjob. Sakai should be shot in non-fatal places with a .22, dipped in salt, and left tied to a tree in a forest infested with coyotes.

/that'll learn 'em.
//sick fark.

 
Joed112784 2007-01-28 02:12:05 PM  
I drtfa, but does it involve two "yutes?"

 
GungFu 2007-01-28 02:13:32 PM  
Was the headline an attempt at being funny, Subby?

Funny how?

Funny because you thought I read it and was mildy amused?

Is that being funny at my expense? You Fark!

How's that farking funny, you funny fark!

Tell me, you fun farking fark! Funny how?

 
stiletto_the_wise 2007-01-28 02:14:06 PM  
kmmarasco: That is farked up. Talk about a nutjob. Sakai should be shot in non-fatal places with a .22, dipped in salt, and left tied to a tree in a forest infested with coyotes.

/that'll learn 'em.
//sick fark.


I'll say. Only on Fark can you find someone advocating maming, torturing, and feeding someone to animals, all the while calling someone else a sick fark.

 
PreciousHamburgers 2007-01-28 02:14:39 PM  
Looks like someone got farked at the drive-thru.

 
pvd021 2007-01-28 02:17:32 PM  
kmmarasco.... I absolutely agree with this guy...

Actually I rather have this guy strung up and pistol whipped by a bunch of midgets with the strength of adolescent teenagers filled with 14yo. rage. Each individual blow won't hurt him enough to kill him, but the sum of the blows would make him wish he would die... Now that's Synergy.

 
Z_since_1516 2007-01-28 02:18:55 PM  
Utopias Marathon: When keepin it real goes wrong...

img211.imageshack.us

www.chappellecenter.com

 
llDuffManll 2007-01-28 02:23:01 PM  
Well, what are you suppose to do some just jackass start talking smack and tries to start a fight with you in your club? NOT shoot four people?

Sakai was just keeping it real.

www.evtv1.com

 
wmoonfox 2007-01-28 02:26:50 PM  
TFA: It was a night of promise, a first music gig for the group of second-generation Colombians.

I was all set to read the whole article and was getting pissed off at the bouncer until I hit that one.

You want to be a reporter? Fine... report the facts. You want to write an opinionated, biased article bemoaning the hardships and elevating the personal status of people who are stupid enough to get into a fight with a bouncer? Fine... just don't try to sell it to me as "news".

 
Kanemano 2007-01-28 02:27:23 PM  
don't be glib, you don't know psychos, like I now psycho's,



whats really sucks is getting shot in Chelsea while living in East New York, I always hope I don't get murdered in Hawaii being from Brooklyn myself, that would be embarrassing not to mention fatal.

 
shucherfase 2007-01-28 02:31:21 PM  
"He picked up a metal cash box that had been used to collect cover charges and smashed it over Sakai's head."

So he was an A-hole with who liked bashing people with cash boxes. F him. I'd like to exhume his corps and shoot him again. I hate violent people.

/Yes, I see the problem with that.
/Yes, I see that problem too.

 
downtownkid 2007-01-28 02:31:25 PM  
WhenslayGO is the only one to get it right so far. Yes, the bouncer was a complete psycho. The victims sounded like a bunch of d-bags though. If a bouncer has told you to leave, is it a smart move to fark with him? If your brother has to say 'c'mon man, you said you wouldn't start anything tonight' does it maybe indicate you have a history of causing problems? Didn't deserve to get shot, but the four of them sure aren't going to jump me because I 'looked at them' either.

 
Bon_Scott 2007-01-28 02:32:52 PM  
stiletto_the_wise: I'll say. Only on Fark can you find someone advocating maming, torturing, and feeding someone to animals, all the while calling someone else a sick fark.

Some people don't seem to understand that whole distinction between an innocent victim and a evil perp who thumbed his nose at the law and horrifically killed someone for the hell of it. You see, the former was an innocent person not breaking any laws. The latter person said, "Fark the law and the consequences because I'm gonna kill this guy!"

Still don't get it? Why not send a strong message to the "latter" types so that there a fewer of the (innocent) former??

 
MrJesus 2007-01-28 02:33:20 PM  
I think the most hysterical part of all this is that someone hired a guy who was under 6' and only 180lb as a bouncer.

Guess they knew he was a serial killer ahead of time?

 
stiletto_the_wise 2007-01-28 02:43:46 PM  
Bon_Scott: Still don't get it? Why not send a strong message to the "latter" types so that there a fewer of the (innocent) former??

Hmm.. Maybe because torture and inhumane punishment has no place in civilized society? Same reason we don't saw off the hands of theves or castrate sex offenders with vice grips.

 
ayesee 2007-01-28 02:44:55 PM  
trollus_and_cressida

If more people had guns than this wouldn't happen because potential victims could defend themselves.

/ joking
// awaiting the gun nuts who will say the same thing sincerely


An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
-Robert Heinlein

Guns and easy access to them cause violence, right? That must be why there have been so many murders at gun shows. That must also explain the outrageous number of school shootings in the 40's, 50's, and 60's, when guns were easily available at hardware stores, gas stations, by mail order, etc.

/loves how anyone who believes that gun control is getting out of hand is called a "gun nut", while anyone who supports gun control is a "conscientious American"

 
anniemyk33 2007-01-28 02:51:14 PM  
this just proves once again that 99% of black guys are pathetic farkin pussies. this biatch could have just let these guys leave or since he's supposed to be a some kind of a tough guy he could have fought a couple of them. remember if a black guy ever starts talking like he's tough or tries to intimidate you in any way just start beating the shiat out of them and try to knock them out quick because about 75% of them have guns.

 
nickmorine 2007-01-28 02:53:47 PM  
MrJesus :

How big was Royce Gracie again?

 
trappedspirit 2007-01-28 02:55:43 PM  
anniemyk33:

"this just proves once again that 99% of black guys are..."

When you use the word proves, it sounds like you are talking about a scientific proof. That perhaps the scientific method is being employed, and that the rest of what you say could have some value. But when math gets turned upside down, and a single case suddenly "proves" the 99% case, then you are a turd.

 
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