i don't bleed from my nether regions for a couple of days every month.

that's all i really care about.

That is so true.

and If the intensity of a woman's childbirth was played through a man's penis, there's a danger that the shock to his system would also kill him make him appreciate women a lot more.

darkhorse23: make him appreciate women a lot more.

Speak for yourself.

I'll just take a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster instead.

/followed by Earth Gin and Tonics, thank you.

Oh please, like women have orgasms.

eddyatwork: Oh please, like women have orgasms.

Not if I have anything to say about it, they don't.

I'm not so sure. Women are said to have more intense orgasms, but then they call everyday stuff like eating chocolate an "orgasmic experience."

kronicfeld: Not if I have anything to say about it, they don't.


Heh.

Sounds intense. Men, for the safety of our women-folk, I suggest we prevent them from reaching orgasm ever again.

"If the intensity of a woman's orgasm was played through a man's brain, there's a danger that the shock to his system surprise would kill him"

Snarfangel: If the intensity of a woman's orgasm was played through a man's brain, there's a danger that the

Bears win?

Colts win?

Lions win?

;)

MorningBreath: I'm not so sure. Women are said to have more intense orgasms, but then they call everyday stuff like eating chocolate an "orgasmic experience."

I'd better stop eating chocolate then. I wouldn't want to hurt my brain.

darkhorse23: If the intensity of a woman's childbirth was played through a man's penis, there's a danger that the shock to his system would make him appreciate women a lot more.

Then again, women have the added benefit of not having to live with women.

(Could it be that lesbians are masochists?)

darkhorse23: If the intensity of a woman's childbirth was played through a man's penis, there's a danger that the shock to his system would also kill him make him appreciate women a lot more.

That already happens. It's called a kidney stone.

I don't get it. Why would a woman's brain be able to withstand the intensity and a man's brain would not?

If her orgasm is ten times as intense as mine, then I'm doing her a favor if I get her off 11% of the time.

Like anyone can even know that.

le mew
I don't get it. Why would a woman's brain be able to withstand the intensity and a man's brain would not?

Men are more sensitive.

darkhorse23: and If the intensity of a woman's childbirth was played through a man's penis


I believe that's called ... passing a kidney stone.

Actually, what about transsexuals? Does the shock regularly kill them off?

le mew: I don't get it. Why would a woman's brain be able to withstand the intensity and a man's brain would not?

It's a Mainichi article. Stop wasting brain cells on it.

If the intensity of a woman's orgasm was played through a man's brain, there's a danger that the shock to his system would kill him.

Could I do it until I only need a diaper?

I credit the Hite Report (the original) with at least putting me on the right track to getting a woman off.

But the one incredible factoid from the book which still blows my mind: the percent of women who can get themselves off without even touching themselves.

Sometimes in meetings I look at a woman and think "you're getting yourself off right now, aren't you?"

Writer's embellishment: Then they blush.

***"This just in, some quack using bad hyperbole starts flare-up in the ongoing Fark gender war. Film at eleven."***

farkncorey: I believe that's called ... passing a kidney stone.

Next time you pass an 8lb 21 inch kidney stone, call me

This all has to do with hormones and how do you make a hormone? Just don't pay her.

I know it certainly hurts my ears!!

Next time you give birth through your urethra, call me.

bullshiat

>>Next time you give birth through your urethra, call me.

Hahahaha.

Good thing I just got my orgasm donor card in the mail!

Not bull at all; during orgasm the woman's uterus contracts causing an...ahem...intense feeling. (Check my profile, I know whereof I speak.)

...hence the KISS song, "Shock Me"

I'd give it a shot. Hell, I've already played it through my car stereo. It sounds like chocolate.

If the intensity of a woman's orgasm thought process was played through a man's brain, there's a danger that the shock to his system would kill him render him unable to think logically, drive safely, or put the seat up.

There, fixed that.

I'm usually turned into a limp puddle of incoherent babbling for about 5 minutes afterwards. Can't think or move. I still feel kinda tingly for about an hour after. It's a fantastic drug and I'm addicted.

Really enjoyable food can trigger some of the same feelings. It's a cheese and tomato sandwhich for me, though, not chocolate. I have to make sure I don't make little moaning noises when I eat in public. It can be embarassing.

Outlaw_Rudy: Actually, what about transsexuals? Does the shock regularly kill them off?

Not unless the sex change operation has been accompanied by a brain transplant...

and the joke goes...

How can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

Who cares!

/men like that one better than women

ZAZ If her orgasm is ten times as intense as mine, then I'm doing her a favor if I get her off 11% of the time.

Couldn't have said it better!

Well, this is a new Capital Punishment implementation even Ted Kennedy would vote for.

Men are simple. Women are complex. And it's the complexity that intrigues me.

Riche wins. The thread is over.

FunkOut

Care to go out to lunch sometime?

its not chicks with dicks,
its guys with tits

Outlaw_Rudy: Actually, what about transsexuals? Does the shock regularly kill them off?

kronicfeld: eddyatwork: Oh please, like women have orgasms.

Not if I have anything to say about it, they don't.

You're forgetting the big picture: is it relevant if they achieve orgasm?

Well, it's a good thing that in women, they're played out through their vaginas, not their brains.

/ba-dum ching!

I've been using this as an excuse for years.

RICHE!

That image is priceless! Thx, I can type "LOL" in good faith.

I find the difference between orgasms is also related to being able to drive a car
while you're having one. Not that I'm saying anyhting about gender and driving. Oh no, no way.