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(Some Guy) Caption Caption Vladimir Putin getting some religious instructions   (focus.in.ua) divider line 86
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HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:35:29 AM  
"So it's ONE in the PINK, and THUMB in the BUM"

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:50:49 AM  
"Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate"

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:51:24 AM  
First distract them with your finger, then shoveth the thumb in, sayeth the Lord.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 10:54:21 AM  
"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"

 
Gecko Gingrich [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 11:03:38 AM  
"Man and *wife*!" Say, "Man and *wife*!"

 
Henry_Chinaski 2007-01-28 11:07:25 AM  
"Follow my finger with your eyes you drunk bastard."

 
krelborne 2007-01-28 11:49:47 AM  
www.maj.com

Like the ceiling art? I did it myself. Eat your heart out, Michelangelo.

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 12:07:31 PM  
"...and THAT is what they call a UFIA. I can't believe you actually fell for that."

 
ten_of_spades 2007-01-28 12:42:09 PM  
"I will give you to the count of 3 to wipe that smirk off your face, Vladmir. ONE!..."

 
D_Moran 2007-01-28 12:42:14 PM  
Hey shorty! Pull my finger!

 
mikaloyd 2007-01-28 12:42:58 PM  
UP! UP! with people, You meet em wherever you go

UP! UP! With people , they're the best kind of folks to know

 
Easterned 2007-01-28 12:43:41 PM  
Litvenenko is watching you.

Where is your polonium now?

 
rcf1105 [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 12:43:47 PM  
"Thumbs up, we have a green light to take out God. I repeat, we have a green light to take out God!"

 
Corporate Mofo [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 12:44:21 PM  
"Now, Vlad, the foreskin is just the END of the penis, so when you cut..."

 
Easterned 2007-01-28 12:44:25 PM  
Litvenenko is watching you.

Where is your polonium now?

/with voting goodness

 
omen67 2007-01-28 12:44:53 PM  
God came to me in a vision last night - he said to show you how to be more like Fonzie - "aayyy..."

 
shinjitsuism 2007-01-28 12:47:34 PM  
"Unlike a Roman Catholic Priest, I CAN get married!!!"

/suck it Vatican

 
Sharkface217 2007-01-28 12:48:17 PM  
"Rasputin? He is up there!"

 
rokstar66 2007-01-28 12:48:33 PM  
Gecko Gingrich: "Man and *wife*!" Say, "Man and *wife*!"

"Wuv, twu wuv. Wuv is what bwings us together today."

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 12:48:38 PM  
"Next time instead of kissing the boy's stomach, stick your finger up his bunghole. That's what we do."

 
Kim Jong B Illin [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 12:48:41 PM  
Invisible Basketball!!!

 
Honest Bender 2007-01-28 12:51:39 PM  
Yaar! I be a doctor!

 
Gunny Highway 2007-01-28 12:52:41 PM  
"In Eastern Orthodox Christianity, God prays to you."

 
jebejosiah 2007-01-28 12:53:12 PM  
One of these days Vladimir, POW ZOOM! Straight to the moon!

 
N. S. Radieaux 2007-01-28 12:53:34 PM  
You people don't still believe that crap about religion being the opiate of the masses or something, do ya?

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 12:55:42 PM  
"You put de lime in de coconut...."

 
Ghostbox 2007-01-28 12:56:08 PM  
"Vladmir! Are you Putin?"

 
theblitz 2007-01-28 12:58:24 PM  
"Where is your god now?"

 
jbar19 2007-01-28 12:58:59 PM  
"Listen Holy Man, You are one freaking cup of tea away from meeting your maker"

/Putin's tea with Polonium-goodness. MMM-MMMM

 
Kimball_Kinnison 2007-01-28 12:59:03 PM  
"look at this finger in the air while I punch ya in the mouth"

 
Cthulus_Toaster 2007-01-28 01:00:13 PM  
"Your Judo powers are nothing compared to mine, Vladimir!"
"Let's dance!"

 
Haireola 2007-01-28 01:00:59 PM  
This is mah poo finger!

 
ScottMpls 2007-01-28 01:01:05 PM  
Well, yes, the final test of Lativan Orthodox Church is you smelling my finger with my thumb up your ass.

 
jbar19 2007-01-28 01:04:04 PM  
"This thumb is how it usually is, but it's like this finger when I take Cialis, for a whole weekend!"

 
FutherMucker 2007-01-28 01:04:28 PM  
"One Hail Mary for each time you've ever fapped to Anna & Maria playing tennis."

 
Cthulus_Toaster 2007-01-28 01:06:22 PM  
Now with democracy!


"Your Judo powers are nothing compared to mine, Vladimir!"
"Let's dance!"

 
FarkingZionist 2007-01-28 01:07:52 PM  
You guys are horrible!!! Is nothing sacred on Fark?!?

 
DsRsF 2007-01-28 01:11:30 PM  
"NOT FOR YOU."

 
Uranus 2007-01-28 01:13:50 PM  
"Maybe use for space program, Vladimir...when oil hit anus, altar boy hit ceiling."

 
jbar19 2007-01-28 01:14:09 PM  
"OK, Vladimir, your prostate is fine. Remember to watch that cholesterol and I'll see you next year"

 
SkArcher 2007-01-28 01:14:51 PM  
FarkingZionist: You guys are horrible!!! Is nothing sacred on Fark?!?

You're new here, aren't you?

 
vwfst55 2007-01-28 01:16:47 PM  
First you tell them to bend over and then cough! Now like this.

 
Mike_Bolton 2007-01-28 01:16:56 PM  
Zionist

wtf is sacred about Putin and some robe?

 
nowt 2007-01-28 01:17:34 PM  
We're, we're on the same team?

 
Freschel 2007-01-28 01:20:20 PM  
Ha ha I'm teh "Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin" phear muh mad monk skilz.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-01-28 01:23:29 PM  
This one goes in the right nostril...

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2007-01-28 01:24:27 PM  
I should have said "Ceiling monk is watching you masturbate."

/though it would still be cool if someone Photoshopped that cat into the picture.

 
Link-AMN 2007-01-28 01:24:51 PM  
That Elaine Benes sure knows how to dance!

 
pathogenx 2007-01-28 01:25:22 PM  
"Go to your room and do not make me come up there."

 
skinink 2007-01-28 01:26:36 PM  
AP -"Vladimir Putin, right, trying to decide whether or not he is actually talking to the Piano Man, Billy Joel"

 
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