Ha, this girl went to my school ;)

I bet she's great in the sack.

Crazy chicks have the best pussah. You might get stabbed afterwards though. So its risk vs reward.

Blast. 5 minutes late. Damn near photo finish.

Insufficiently beaten as a child.

Craaaazy. I'm glad to say that I've never met anyone this unbalanced ;)

I think I'm going to start screaming "THAT IS RUDE!!" to no one in particular at the grocery store and in the middle of the mall.

thejoyofpi: I bet she's great in the sack.

Oh dude, no doubt. You'd come out of one of those sessions bent like a pretzel.

I wish Simon had been there. He would have torn her a new one.

That is AWESOME. I especially love Paula's head drop, and the look on Randy's face when she says she coudl learn how to sing. It's absolutely priceless.

I don't get the catholic comment, if they were jewish they would have let her on the show?

/glad I don't live on LI anymore

Psycho chick day on FARK. Hilarious.

My life has been an endless parade of these women.

Wow... just wow.

That's really pretty sad in all sorts of ways... not the least of which is that she seemed quite sincere in her anger at the perceived injustice of it all.

It's a credit to the judges that they really didn't utterly crush her. I'd say they let her down pretty gently, particularly considering the circumstances (and her utter lack of objective talent). They could have been far more cruel than they were.

thejoyofpi: Ha, this girl went to my school ;)

Are you getting a kick out of these replies?

*blink*

...

WOW.

That is...I mean, there's crazy, then there's crazy. That girl needs help, or she needs to learn how the farking world works.

Every girl I've been with over 2 years turns into that. I don't if I make them that crazy or if it takes two years before the crazy slips out.

(at 1.5 years with current SO. I walk very gently around the house)

Got-damn that's farked up. How long before one of these genetic deficients goes ape-shiat and winds up in a bell tower with a rifle? I don't normally watch this show but I hear enough about it on the radio and from the yentas at work and I don't know why they don't just send in two guys with a net for some of these freaks.



"Now I know why tigers eat their young"

This one is my bad. I'm pretty sure she's like that because of me.

This girl and hair-cut bride must be related.

Wow. Not just batshiat crazy but tone deaf too.

Sorry, honey, it is impossible to teach a tone deaf person to sing on key.

No you can't have a pony. Not yours.

I didn't mean to imply that there is something wrong with those who are tone deaf. I apologize if anyone read it that way. But if you can't sing on key, NOTHING is going to change that.

/dad taught music for years
//he always wondered why tone deaf kids sang the loudest, but was happy that they participated

I presume something looney happens at the end of that video. I don't know. I, for one, am NOT tone-deaf, and I literally couldn't listen to it. It hurt.

I AM FLYPAPER FOR WOMEN LIKE THIS

/which is not entirely a bad thing
//yes, she is probably dynamite in the sack

Oh lord. There is not enough goodness in the sack possible to make her worth it.

I think that girl is what Stephen King had in mind for the Bat-Faced Girl in The Stand.

trendon: I've never watched this show, only the clips like these, and I cannot believe that these people are not planted.

Why go to the trouble of planting loonies. Put up a "Be Famous Here" sign and they'll show up in droves.

The most talented team of writers could not have come up with anything that scary.

I don't watch the show (which is the proper answer for any man who still has his penis). So when I saw the judges table at first I thought Simon had a sex change operation. Then I thought it was Joan Collins sitting there. But then she spoke and she didn't have a British accent. So who is that Joan Collins look-a-like?

I no longer need this.

/WTF

HeAintHeavy,

Nailed it. It didn't seem like she was goofing at all. This poor girl has some major issues with reality and rejection. She either skipped her meds the day of the audition or she should be medicated as well as involved in some intensive therapy.

Having said that, I laughed my ass of at this chick's performance.

You Tube is going to ruin a lot of these contestants lives this year...

(I know it was out last year too)

Oh come on. Fake.

She needs her own show.

I have an idea for a new reality show.

1. Hold open auditions around the country for singers
2. The 10 worst at each audition are lined up against a wall and shot.
3. The 10 next-worst are then told that someone will come back for them in 1 year and they'll get another audition.

I am terrified.

Fathers: don't treat your daughters like princesses.

I am also reminded of my ex-girlfriend, what with the "you have victimized me" stance she tries to take after being rejected on the basis of being an insane slut.

On this same episode, there was a girl who had apparently tried out two previous times. When she was going crazy after her tryout, they put it to music and it was hilarious.

I really need to find that video.


Oh, and the best part about this one is when she snitches on Bill the Security Guard.

OH yeah, found the video I was talking about:

Ashanti - The Comeback

"Oh come on. Fake."

I wish it was. It occurred to me to shut off the sound until the singing was over, so I was physically able to watch it. Sad. Scary. Indicative of something we should all be worried about - and I'm not even exactly sure what it is.

flux: Fathers: don't treat your daughters like princesses.

Noted.
Holy sh*t she was crazy. If this was staged, she was brilliant and should be put on the set of 'Fear Factor' and used as a prop- stand in a closet with this woman for 3 minutes and don't tell her you love her..

thejrah: OH yeah, found the video I was talking about:

Ashanti - The Comeback

She biatch slapped her boyfriend for weeks over that. I'm positive of it.

I couldn't watch the whole thing. If that wasn't an actress, that was just sad. Why do people get off on watching shiat like that. Are your lives that empty?

I still think it's all staged anyway.

you need to watch her little rant at the end Mugato... just FF thru that horseshiat singing.

They were out drinking until 3:00 AM? Did the Muslim cabbie refuse to pick them up?

Meh. Almost seems staged to me. Come on, how could someone that horrid get all the way to the point where they're auditioning in front of the main judges? I don't especially pay attention to the series because I think it's the dumbest hour of television ever conceived, but I do know that the contestants go through screening processes, and many are auditioned by other judges and filtered out before they get on the air.

My bet is that the producers told their scouts to find the most untalented, frightening, and just plain weird contestants and pull them aside so they could make fools of themselves on national television.

Do I think that this woman couldn't be as crazy as she seems? Not at all; this girl's elevator definately doesn't go all the way to the top. But that whole emotional mess...ehh. Fake.

AgtSmithReloaded: My bet is that the producers told their scouts to find the most untalented, frightening, and just plain weird contestants and pull them aside so they could make fools of themselves on national television


Gosh! what a great idea.
You should work in television!

Again, why fake it if you've got real life loonies?

I was drinking till 3 in the morning yesterday as well, but hadn't realised it was rude.

lollyadverb

Gosh! what a great idea.
You should work in television!

No thanks; if I wanted to sell my soul, I wouldn't bother with a middleman; why not go straight to the source?

Again, why fake it if you've got real life loonies?

Hey, I'm sure she's just as batshiat as she was made to look in that clip. All I'm saying is that her very presence on the show was just to showcase that same batshiattiness, and it's rather unfortunate that we've sunk so low as to consider that anything resembling entertainment.

AgtSmithReloaded: it's rather unfortunate that we've sunk so low as to consider that anything resembling entertainment.

Sunk? I thought it was hysterical.

Maybe we should go back to olde tyme entertainment and gladiator fights.