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(MSNBC) PSA JENNIFER ANISTON HAS STARTED SLEEPWALKINGone111eleventy-eleven   (entertainment1.sympatico.msn.ca) divider line 13
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Kaybeck 2007-01-21 10:33:11 PM  
Hopefully she'll sleepwalk herself into my bedroom.

/would hit that

 
Born to Die 2007-01-21 10:34:58 PM  
I DRINK A BIG GLASS OF MILK BEFORE BED EVERY NIGHT AND THEN WAKE UP AND PEE AT 3 AM!!1oneeleventyelevenone!1!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-01-21 10:35:30 PM  
How do they know that? She's obviously alone when she does it.

Whoops, sorry, Jen.

 
master of unlocking 2007-01-21 10:46:06 PM  
Everybody panic quietly.

 
damitjim 2007-01-21 11:06:45 PM  
Nekkid? I'm hanging out near her house!

 
mfaby 2007-01-21 11:21:15 PM  
Rich? check
Moderately attractive? check
Working at a job she likes? check

What the FARK does SHE HAVE TO BE STRESSED ABOUT?!?!??!

Farking biatch. geeze

 
IntotheAbyss 2007-01-21 11:35:28 PM  
Yeah, but is she sleep sexing?! smiliesftw.com

 
jonezee 2007-01-21 11:41:11 PM  
Had a friend that slept over on occasion when in town. The wife awoke one night to find him standing over the bed in an obvious sleep walking episode. No knife in hand, but still very creepy.

Apparently this had been going on since college when once he'd shocked himself awake by pissing on the television.

Not friends anymore.

Jen could always bunk with me, as long as she's handcuffed.

 
Honest Bender 2007-01-21 11:58:34 PM  
I used to sleep walk all the time. I'd go to bed and wake up on the couch in the living room. Or my mom would tell me I had a very strange conversation with her last night, only I didn't remember it at all.

/don't think I do that anymore.

 
MarkMartinFan 2007-01-22 12:43:47 AM  
Where is that article about "sleep sex" and what is her current address?

 
Oiisu 2007-01-22 01:32:17 AM  
The article
amid allegations Brad had been having an affair with his 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' co-star Angelina Jolie - with whom he has three children.

Is there another way to have kids?

 
Hugh_Janus 2007-01-22 07:17:09 AM  
Oiisu, I am unsure if that is sarcasm or stupidity, i choose stupidity.

 
Null Pointer 2007-01-22 08:22:47 AM  
I heard a really good dicking will stop that...I'll volunteer to see if it helps her

 
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