Hopefully she'll sleepwalk herself into my bedroom.

/would hit that

I DRINK A BIG GLASS OF MILK BEFORE BED EVERY NIGHT AND THEN WAKE UP AND PEE AT 3 AM!!1oneeleventyelevenone!1!

How do they know that? She's obviously alone when she does it.

Whoops, sorry, Jen.

Everybody panic quietly.

Nekkid? I'm hanging out near her house!

Rich? check
Moderately attractive? check
Working at a job she likes? check

What the FARK does SHE HAVE TO BE STRESSED ABOUT?!?!??!

Farking biatch. geeze

Yeah, but is she sleep sexing?!

Had a friend that slept over on occasion when in town. The wife awoke one night to find him standing over the bed in an obvious sleep walking episode. No knife in hand, but still very creepy.

Apparently this had been going on since college when once he'd shocked himself awake by pissing on the television.

Not friends anymore.

Jen could always bunk with me, as long as she's handcuffed.

I used to sleep walk all the time. I'd go to bed and wake up on the couch in the living room. Or my mom would tell me I had a very strange conversation with her last night, only I didn't remember it at all.

/don't think I do that anymore.

Where is that article about "sleep sex" and what is her current address?

The article
amid allegations Brad had been having an affair with his 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' co-star Angelina Jolie - with whom he has three children.

Is there another way to have kids?

Oiisu, I am unsure if that is sarcasm or stupidity, i choose stupidity.

I heard a really good dicking will stop that...I'll volunteer to see if it helps her