C'mon, modmins, you can do better than this.

doesn't look like a bald spot. Looks like those wack-arsed extensions need some SERIOUS maintenance. UGH. F0UGLY.

New system: if a thread gets a certain number of negative votes before it hits the mainpage, the ADMIN gets a timeout. Or outed.

Y'all have the balls?

What in the hoo-ha!?

What is say?

This got greenlighted?

What the pharking phark, modmins!

Can someone translate that headline into a known human language for me?

Last night I dreamed that Britney Spears was the star of Heathers instead of Winona Ryder. Somebody hold me.

Five years ago I would have paid good money to see that vag. But then when I saw it for free I wrinkled my nose in disgust and questioned why I ever thought that was hot.

I don't know about her head. I'm really not paying attention to her anymore.

I remember seeing a poster of her in a Tower store about five years ago and thinking she was cute. She was probably 18 in the picture.

Now, not so much.

English. Mother, do farker you it speak?

Actually after reading the article I'm thinking that the headline was a dig at how poorly the article was written.

Your honor, objection withdrawn.

hair loss is common after childbirth . . . after 2 pregnancies in 2 years it could be significant hair loss.

Wow. Three years ago, basement-dwellers were salivating over Britney Spears, claiming she was teh hawtest thing evar, and I was sick and tired of trying to tell people that she's not even close.

Now, Britney's PUSSY IS ON THE INTERNET, and people are COMPLAINING about it.

For a bunch of people who have never gotten laid, basement-dwellers sure are fickle.

/never thought she was a goddess in the first place
//doesn't think she's the world's ugliest woman ever
///I looked at the pics, and you did too

Looks more like a crappy wig.

She's not going bald.

She's just got mange.

It's amazing what drugs can do.

I'd hit it?

/ maybe
// and bathe in hydrogen peroxide and bleach afterwards

If she is going bald it's good, just think you are at a bar and you are trying to pick her up for a night of meaningless sex: "So, does the carpet match the color of the drapes?"

Wait, you got no drapes!

Approves

/et cetera et cetera

Admin du jour, you've been outvoted. Please redlight.

/Like that'll work

/Yes, that's her.

Damn, she looks like she just got pimp slapped in that pic.

Terrible greenlight.

Just a little too much "bed head" if ya catch my meaning.

There has to be a better Britney paparazzi article than this. I agree with Baron Krelve; horrible greenlight.

A letter to Britney:

Dear Britney Spears,

I feel for you, I really do. How you're lambasted for every second of your public appearance, how you're ridiculed and made fun of, how you're slammed and throttled as if you were so many cockroaches in a cockroach killing contest.

The public is a cruel beast. If you're so unprofessional as to not serve us to what we want then we will take it out of you, vampire style.

For that is what we are.

Give us what we want or we'll take it.

Sincerely,

The Public

She's just so farking ordinary anymore.


/Kelly Clarkson

Walker: Yes, that's her

That's a new one on me ... hadn't seen that one yet, but I'll goldurned if I didn't get the same urge to chuck up my oatmeal at seeing it.



"Her vageen hang like sleeve of wizard"

Ah, the good ol' days...

Does anyone have a photo of her poon hanging out?

Weatherscope,

The TRICK is to find someone who hasn't seen her poon hanging out (or photos thereof).