Without thinking I googled "artificial anus" hoping to find a screencap from last night's Daily Show.

Hoo-boy.

So does this mean that 'patient choice' trumps 'failed health care system' in the assessment done by those US doctors yesterday?

Pelagius

Beautiful!

Er, well... disturbing, of course, but - ya know what I mean...

misanthropologist
Yep.

Might even show that the particular american doctor in question is a worse physician than the cuban ones. He failed to contemmplate the patients wishes before deciding what the treatment ought to be. That's a pretty major fark up in modern medicine.

OOPS.

I think Castro made the right choice. I mean, who's going to take a dictator with a colostomy bag seriously?

/cant accessorize; they don't make 'em in olive drab

Could someone post a dog "Do Not Want" pic?

Or at least make a new Castro "Do Not Want" pic?

Please?

Boy, I can't wait until Castro dies and there is a regime change. Finally, I'd be able to travel to Cuba and sample some of those fine, quality Cuban whores.

He also didn't want to go into the cart.

/He's not fooling anyone, you know.

Headline made me lol.

BigTuna made me LOL.

My comment?
Castro already is an azzhole, thats why he didnt want another one.

For him to DIAF after all the deaths he caused isnt harsh enough.

From TFA: "About 10 days ago he called me and we spoke for about half an hour," Chavez said

Sounds like our favorite Iraqi information minister is now preparing public statements for Chavez.

I've got a COLLOSSAL-ostomy bag. It's made by Hefty!

yeah...i think think they confused colostomy bag with body bag. that assclown has probably been dead for a couple of weeks.

Ok, I'll do it...

Rectum? It damn near kill 'em!

A friend of mine had to face a similar decision when he was diagnosed with bladder cancer - either live for the rest of his life with a catheter and a bag, or attempt very risky bladder reconstruction surgery.

He opted for the bag.

headkick

Ok, I'll do it...

Rectum? It damn near kill 'em!

In Castro's case, it probably will kill'im

Oh my God, he got Castro-ated!

This is exactly what I suspected on reading the other article yesterday.

Oh cool, Castro is going to shiat himself to death.

When he finally dies I'm throwing a party....plenty of rum and cigars.....good times!

MBA Whore: Could someone post a dog "Do Not Want" pic?

Or at least make a new Castro "Do Not Want" pic?

Please?

Do Not Want gallery

I like Broccoli cat myself

Come on, who wants a colostemy? We don't have Colostemy Corner franchises on every corner, like Starbucks.

MBA Whore

Could someone post a dog "Do Not Want" pic?

Or at least make a new Castro "Do Not Want" pic?

Please?

Quick n dirty.



Anything?

DIE PLS KAY THX

rainmonger: I think Castro made the right choice. I mean, who's going to take a dictator with a colostomy bag seriously?

Kim Il Sung had a growth on his neck the size of a tennis ball.



Mind you, it made him speak in a low growel though, so maybe it helped him in his dictatin' career.

Go to 3 minutes 10 seconds

zamboni: Quick n dirty.
Anything?

Hows about a golf clap for you?

So he's now in the hospital for being full of shiat?

/is this something we didn't know??

Someone brainwashed Castro...stepped on his colostomy bag...

zopi:

That is a visual I did not need!

Another report confirms they cut out half of his anus.

Now we know for sure he's a half-assed dictator.

My goodness, he opts for the semi-colon, and my slip into a comma, putting an exclamation point on the Castro period. All because he didn't want an artificial asterisk.

Snarfangel

He thinks he'll go for a walk.

/He feels happy

What a fitting tribute for Fidel Castro that in the final days of his life, all around the world, the media is abuzz with news stories prominently featuring and repeatedly mentioning his rectum.

So Saddam during the invasion sadi:

"EVERYBODY PANIC?"

King Zog

Do Not Want gallery

I like Broccoli cat myself

You. So. Rule. But that gallery is missing the newest, crispiest DO NOT WANT.... Suburban Dad from 24.

RadioactiveApe

Boy, I can't wait until Castro dies and there is a regime change. Finally, I'd be able to travel to Cuba and sample some of those fine, quality Cuban whores.

Maybe, maybe not. Chances are just as good the once you people get your hands back on that island it'll turn into some 3rd rate disneyland. I mean, with the war on drugs and terror and all that crap, I can't really see the US allowing it to turn into a gambling and partying paradise.

Either way, once Americans are let in, the rest of us will have nothing but memories of what it once was...

My source tells me Castro died on Dec. 4, 2006, but don't tell anybody.

Awwww, the shiatbag has a shiatbag...

/DIAF commie scum
//Take KJI with you.

Hehe, Castro done got himself a Senior Saddlebag.