I heard "Stop!"

/Then again, that's what I always hear

Stupid people win again................. Oy.

Does it shoot you in the chest if you reach for your cellphone too?

Wait, what word does a distorted "Stop" sound like?

/Sh*t?

I heard it and it sounds like it says "shiat-fark-cark-suck".

Is it racist too?

/fuel to the fire

/ loves the dance mix (pops, language NSFW)

Tek Nek is also sending the family a new toy, complete with new audio and a new belt.
That says "HANDS BEHIND YER HEAD, BIATCH"

/That's a life lesson, son
JC

I heard "Stop! I don't want to have to use my NIGHT STICK!"

This is probably just a case of one word sounding like another.

My best guess:

"use my night stick" ≈ "use my nice dick"

I really don't hear anything there... It says just what it's supposed to say.

Last I checked, cuss words weren't "unlawful."

Not exactly for use at dinner parties, but still legal.

Until some asshat bans them. Then the revolution comes.

JoeCowboy:

That says "HANDS BEHIND YER HEAD, BIATCH" "GET OUT OF THE CAR, OR I WILL TAZE YOU."



/ fixed that for ya

Corksarkers!

I heard, "Stop resisting, motherfarker!"

ABQGOD: My best guess:

"use my night stick" ≈ "use my nice dick"

I thought it had to be that, but if you watch the video, apparently they think that "stop" ~ "fark" (the filter will change this).

I don't get it either.

untrustworthy: UVbLue: Wait, what word does a distorted "Stop" sound like?

"Oh, yes! That feels so good!"

so so so so so so wrong but so farking funny

When will the idiotic phrase "drop the F bomb" be forever abandoned? It may have been slightly clever in a moronic way the first time someone used it, but it's just plain retarded.

How about just saying "use/say the F-word"? Or is that too scary or difficult or offensive?

http://www.jdnews.com/SiteProcessor.cfm?Template=Templates/JDN_Multimedia.cfm& video=139

Sorry no pop.

Here is a link to the supposed copy direct from the toy (Instead of the original sample provided by the toy maker.)

It is of tremendously less quality but still says "Stop" not anything else.

Sorry an extra space got added: try this one.


How about this?

Sounds like "stop" to me too.

crappy toy + crappy speaker = crappy audio

I have a military-grade dirty mind and I couldn't twist the actual poor-quality toy audio into anything nasty sounding, other than the obvious "night stick" innuendo.

What the f*ck is the F-bomb?

Stop! Move away from the cookie jar!

What is the deal here lately with people making a point of purposely looking for faults in people and products.

We had new years at some friends. it was a dry party. religious people. blah blah. Anyways we're watching the Dick Clark thing and they are all complaining about how the people are dressed in scantily clad outfits. Actually the clothing really never crossed my mind. I was just watching the program. I guess i'm just desensitized to all of that to even care. am i evil for not picking these things out?

Whats an unlawful word? No words are illegal.

jdlenke: am i evil for not picking these things out?

Nope, you're good, because you're weren't turned on by their outfits.

Fundies get their panties in a bunch because they get a raging hard-on at the sight of an exposed cankle, so they go batshiat crazy any time flesh is exposed. Their hard-on reminds them that they're going to go to hell due to thinking such "evil" thoughts. They've decided to live such a chaste existence that these prurient thoughts can't be repressed away anymore - so everyone needs to change so the fundie can be "saved."

Repression only works short term. Moderation is the only thing that works long term.


/I think I heard that toy say "God sucks, worship Satan!"
//Give me 1 million dollars, toymaker!

BTW, the toy's supposedly is saying Cock.

That Mom clearly needs some. I suggest she arrange a three way.

MonkeyBoy666: BTW, the toy's supposedly is saying Cock.

Me fail English? That unpossible.

That toy's supposedly saying...

The truth, or at least something like it...
The kid heard the word somewhere, probably a friend at school, doesn't want to get the friend in trouble, blames the toy.
/Tried that.
//They didn't believe me.
///Can still taste the soap.

Yeah, a child shouldn't hear something that, if distorted and played backwards underwater to people with 18th century hearing aids, might kind of sound like a PG word. Especially while they're PLAYING WITH A TOY THAT MIMICKS BEATING THE EVERLOVING SNOT OUT OF SOMEONE.

/Violence=ok
//Swearing=OH NOES!!!1!
///LOL America.

shiznannigan for the win!

Bring on the Lifeboy! Especially if it was the F-dash-dash-dash word.

I think the people are chanting "Attica!" in the background.

/near teh end
//maybe not

If I had given one of my three year olds a toy nightstick I would have ended up on the news one way or the other...Dog attacks child in self defense, mom goes psychotic after third TV broken, you get the picture. My kid would be like "it was the bad guy" Small children just can't seperate fantasy from reality well enough.