Ahahahahahaha! Oh Bravo, smitty bravo.

+1

Nice, subby.

I ROFLOLZOMGLOLLERZ'd.

I imagine that even my mom would enjoy that headline.

Moms devour semen on contact? Isn't that something we really don't want to think about unless we are willing to go to therapy for a few years?

kabloink: Moms devour semen on contact? Isn't that something we really don't want to think about unless we are willing to go to therapy for a few years?

If that's how you feel, you really should never take a look at my spam inbox.

kabloink: Isn't that something we really don't want to think about unless we are willing to go to therapy for a few years?

It's not MY mom.
BY the way, you're out of milk.

Heroic Poser: It's not MY mom.
BY the way, you're out of milk.

My mom is in a nursing home.

/wonders why Heroic Poser was going through my fridge.

Brilliany, subby. If this doesn't go green, I'll...well, I'll think of something.

Nice, thank you, Submitter.

How soon until some lazy-ass tries to use it to clean their sheets?

+1

+1

This headline is puerile. I LOVE IT!

Winnar!

Very Nice

Heyyyy! Don't be tellin' my kids that!

/not Submitter's mom
//but someone's
///did anyone else read 'gel' = 'girl'?

Rarely do I actually, audibly laugh at things on the internet. I see your mother raised you to be a cunning linguist, subby.

2006-12-14 12:47:39 AM tbyte


"...you really should never take a look at my spam inbox.


Or your mothers reproductive organs, for that matter.

\sorry...

Bra-VO, subby.

Great, just what women need, more objects/liquids up in their box.

Thank you Dr. Scholl for keeping my feet jizz free!

Since when was AIDS a proper noun?

Not mom! :(

Hey, you gellin?

Gellin and zinfadelin...
Gellin and bukkaken...
Uh hey...you got a bit of somethin right there...no...other side....no a little higher....noooo..on the left....no...YOUR left.

techmom Heyyyy! Don't be tellin' my kids that!

But...aren't your kids already traumatized???

jesusandeinstein: I imagine that even my mom would enjoy that headline.


I have no doubt about that

Wow, a "your mom" joke. I'm stunned by the wit.

Your mother's already used it, Trebek!

"So, what did you do this weekend?"

"Your mom."

Outstanding, subby. Golf clap.

i thought the headline said "new girl senses semen and devours it" and i was like, "hey,whats her name"

Smitty for the win!

Headline of the year, no contest.

That's not My Mom! That's some one else's mom.
Someone's sick, twisted, semen detecting, cum guzzling, AIDSY mom!

And I think I know whose...

I knew a girl like this in grad studies. Without getting into the details, she was addicted to testicle taffy.

jesusandeinstein: I imagine that even my mom would enjoy that headline.

I'll ask her tonight.

/you set em up
//I knock em down

Poor, forced imitation of the "world's fattest woman" headline.

The first celebrity endorsement...


"I've finally met my match!"

I'm busy supplying your Mom with seman so I'm getting a real kick out of these comments

groininjury

Here's hoping you were on the approved vendors list.

BEST Headline EVA ! BRAVO Subby, You be Gellin.

rarely, if ever, do i actually physically laugh at anything on the internet (remember, the internet is serious business).

i cant stop giggling.

+1

I wonder how those clinical tests would work, and how explaining the first few failures will go...

CouldaWouldShoulda
techmom Heyyyy! Don't be tellin' my kids that!

But...aren't your kids already traumatized???

Regularly.

golf claps, bravo

always in for a good mom rip

The finest HL ever.

My mother is a Saint!

for good or for awesome: My mother is a Saint!

Sylvia Saint?

/fap