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(In The News) Interesting New gel senses semen and devours it on contact. This gel, known as "Your Mom," is going to be useful in the fight against AIDS   (inthenews.co.uk) divider line 127
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Slacker Ninja 2006-12-14 12:20:37 AM  
Ahahahahahaha! Oh Bravo, smitty bravo.

 
tim'sdad 2006-12-14 12:24:31 AM  
+1

 
MacG [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 12:29:25 AM  
Nice, subby.

 
Action Replay Nick [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-12-14 12:29:52 AM  
I ROFLOLZOMGLOLLERZ'd.

 
jesusandeinstein 2006-12-14 12:31:50 AM  
I imagine that even my mom would enjoy that headline.

 
kabloink 2006-12-14 12:41:47 AM  
Moms devour semen on contact? Isn't that something we really don't want to think about unless we are willing to go to therapy for a few years?

 
tbyte 2006-12-14 12:47:39 AM  
kabloink: Moms devour semen on contact? Isn't that something we really don't want to think about unless we are willing to go to therapy for a few years?

If that's how you feel, you really should never take a look at my spam inbox.

 
Heroic Poser 2006-12-14 12:56:48 AM  
kabloink: Isn't that something we really don't want to think about unless we are willing to go to therapy for a few years?

It's not MY mom.
BY the way, you're out of milk.

 
kabloink 2006-12-14 01:06:48 AM  
Heroic Poser: It's not MY mom.
BY the way, you're out of milk.


My mom is in a nursing home.

/wonders why Heroic Poser was going through my fridge.

 
DblDad [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 01:19:47 AM  
Brilliany, subby. If this doesn't go green, I'll...well, I'll think of something.

 
Lucid Dream 2006-12-14 01:55:37 AM  
Nice, thank you, Submitter.

 
duppy [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 02:03:28 AM  
How soon until some lazy-ass tries to use it to clean their sheets?

 
PPL_Wannabe [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 02:15:52 AM  
+1

 
slackist [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 02:49:19 AM  
+1

 
LiQuid! 2006-12-14 03:19:15 AM  
This headline is puerile. I LOVE IT!

 
JHub908 2006-12-14 07:50:33 AM  
Winnar!

 
Hieronymous Fark 2006-12-14 07:51:08 AM  
Very Nice

 
techmom [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 07:53:02 AM  
Heyyyy! Don't be tellin' my kids that!

/not Submitter's mom
//but someone's
///did anyone else read 'gel' = 'girl'?

 
autopsybeverage 2006-12-14 07:53:13 AM  
Rarely do I actually, audibly laugh at things on the internet. I see your mother raised you to be a cunning linguist, subby.

 
Aardvark Inc. 2006-12-14 07:53:54 AM  
2006-12-14 12:47:39 AM tbyte


"...you really should never take a look at my spam inbox.


Or your mothers reproductive organs, for that matter.

\sorry...

 
Pope Schizoid XIV 2006-12-14 07:54:30 AM  
Bra-VO, subby.

 
ranold 2006-12-14 07:54:47 AM  
Great, just what women need, more objects/liquids up in their box.

 
bearded clamorer 2006-12-14 07:57:21 AM  
Thank you Dr. Scholl for keeping my feet jizz free!

 
steef 2006-12-14 07:59:31 AM  
Since when was AIDS a proper noun?

 
HELLMASTERX2 2006-12-14 07:59:35 AM  
Not mom! :(

 
morphius501 [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 08:01:46 AM  
Hey, you gellin?

Gellin and zinfadelin...
Gellin and bukkaken...
Uh hey...you got a bit of somethin right there...no...other side....no a little higher....noooo..on the left....no...YOUR left.

 
CouldaWouldShoulda 2006-12-14 08:02:20 AM  
techmom Heyyyy! Don't be tellin' my kids that!

But...aren't your kids already traumatized???

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 08:02:28 AM  
jesusandeinstein: I imagine that even my mom would enjoy that headline.


I have no doubt about that

 
Lord_Baull 2006-12-14 08:02:58 AM  
Wow, a "your mom" joke. I'm stunned by the wit.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 08:04:16 AM  
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Your mother's already used it, Trebek!

 
Prank Call of Cthulhu [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-12-14 08:05:16 AM  
"So, what did you do this weekend?"

"Your mom."

 
CaptainBeer 2006-12-14 08:05:29 AM  
Outstanding, subby. Golf clap.

 
Langdon Alger 2006-12-14 08:08:32 AM  
i thought the headline said "new girl senses semen and devours it" and i was like, "hey,whats her name"

 
AreEmDashEffAre 2006-12-14 08:10:31 AM  
Smitty for the win!

 
Scaryduck 2006-12-14 08:12:46 AM  
Headline of the year, no contest.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 08:12:47 AM  
That's not My Mom! That's some one else's mom.
Someone's sick, twisted, semen detecting, cum guzzling, AIDSY mom!

And I think I know whose...
www.gambling911.com

 
groininjury 2006-12-14 08:12:55 AM  
I knew a girl like this in grad studies. Without getting into the details, she was addicted to testicle taffy.

 
Quick1 2006-12-14 08:13:37 AM  
jesusandeinstein: I imagine that even my mom would enjoy that headline.

I'll ask her tonight.

/you set em up
//I knock em down

 
Yankees Team Gynecologist 2006-12-14 08:18:14 AM  
Poor, forced imitation of the "world's fattest woman" headline.

 
Amigajoe [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 08:20:23 AM  
The first celebrity endorsement...

www.photodump.com
"I've finally met my match!"

 
bobsuncle [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 08:20:59 AM  
I'm busy supplying your Mom with seman so I'm getting a real kick out of these comments

 
Jyoshka 2006-12-14 08:23:46 AM  
groininjury

Here's hoping you were on the approved vendors list.

 
JohnGault 2006-12-14 08:24:27 AM  
BEST Headline EVA ! BRAVO Subby, You be Gellin.

 
Captain Crunk 2006-12-14 08:24:30 AM  
rarely, if ever, do i actually physically laugh at anything on the internet (remember, the internet is serious business).

i cant stop giggling.

+1

 
morren 2006-12-14 08:24:52 AM  
I wonder how those clinical tests would work, and how explaining the first few failures will go...

 
techmom [TotalFark] 2006-12-14 08:26:19 AM  
CouldaWouldShoulda
techmom Heyyyy! Don't be tellin' my kids that!

But...aren't your kids already traumatized???


Regularly.

 
Phil Herup 2006-12-14 08:26:31 AM  
golf claps, bravo

always in for a good mom rip

 
micke 2006-12-14 08:27:51 AM  
The finest HL ever.

 
for good or for awesome 2006-12-14 08:28:21 AM  
My mother is a Saint!

 
groininjury 2006-12-14 08:30:08 AM  
for good or for awesome: My mother is a Saint!

Sylvia Saint?

/fap

 
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