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(Yahoo) Dumbass Meh: Man breaks up with girl. Hmmm: Does it via text message. Fark: He's the prime minister of Finland   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 61
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I_Should_Be_Working_Right_Now 2006-12-01 12:10:52 PM  
burn...?

 
LGABoarder 2006-12-01 12:11:27 PM  
so?

 
memilkisyummy 2006-12-01 12:12:02 PM  
At first I thought he was pretty hot then I realized he looks like Mark Foley.

/that's pretty funny though
//the dumped chick sounds like an attention whore IMO

 
overlord 2006-12-01 12:12:10 PM  
Meh Hmmm Fark? Meh.

 
Julieahni [TotalFark] 2006-12-01 12:13:01 PM  
i m brkin up with u. bye. pmf.

 
MaximusStuntus 2006-12-01 12:13:14 PM  
That's it! We're Finnished!!

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2006-12-01 12:13:33 PM  
If he declares war by text message, then it'd be interesting.

 
Maud Dib 2006-12-01 12:14:27 PM  
Kthxcya, bye!
LOLROFL!11!!

 
verbaltoxin [TotalFark] 2006-12-01 12:14:40 PM  
I broke up with a girl through email. She was mad about it. Then again if I had cared about how she felt, I would've broken up with her in person.

 
ChocoTaco 2006-12-01 12:14:56 PM  
www.duckwizard.com

We approve this message.

/President, prime minister, what's the difference?

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2006-12-01 12:15:10 PM  
What a Fin-dish thing to do!

 
bonesdilligaf 2006-12-01 12:15:12 PM  
most disturbing thing here is this man runs a country and is picking up chicks on the internets...meh

/i expect him to be interviewed by Chris Hanson soon...

msnbcmedia.msn.com

so you came here for Seeeeeeex...

 
deevo 2006-12-01 12:17:08 PM  
beep beep u dumpd grl

 
T-Web 2006-12-01 12:20:12 PM  
I think this guy just created a new level of awesome. It would take some serious stones to be Prime Minister and risk the bad PR of dumping a woman by text messaging.

Or he's just a dumbass.

 
GodsTumor 2006-12-01 12:20:24 PM  
img405.imageshack.us

 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac 2006-12-01 12:24:41 PM  
Vanhanen, who declines to comment on the relationship, was cited as Finland's sexiest man by French
President Jacques Chirac earlier this year, when Finnish tabloids were running daily front-page details of the romance.

So Chirac and Vanhanen had an existing romance? Maybe Chirac made him dump her but wouldn't let Vanhanen do it in person.

/In other news People magazine announces Jacques Chirac can suck it, and leave declaring the "sexiest" whatever to them.

 
finnished 2006-12-01 12:26:15 PM  
MaximusStuntus
You're not, but I am.

 
It Goes Very Fast 2006-12-01 12:26:17 PM  
16:30 12/1/06: "gez wut ur not my gf ne mor lol" BATTERY LOW

 
Bloody William 2006-12-01 12:26:37 PM  
omg i luv ur fjords but its ovr.

 
Langtry 2006-12-01 12:27:24 PM  
"Matti dumped me in a text message, where he said 'that's it'," Susan Kuronen told the magazine Me Naiset (Us Women) in an interview published on Friday.

Her relationship with Vanhanen, a divorced 51-year-old father of two, ended a few weeks ago, but continues to make headlines as Susan, 36, pours her heart out in local media.
Seriously, what kind of woman boo-hoos to the press because she got dumped by someone who just happens to be a public figure/celebrity? Women like this make me ashamed to share the same gender.

Translation of this histrionic woman's lovelorn lament?

"I really thought the Brinks truck has backed up to my door! How dare he decide to end it!"

 
Grither 2006-12-01 12:29:01 PM  
GodsTumor:

See the press has it all wrong, what he really texted was "we're Finnish", and was simply declaring pride in his nation to his online girlfriend.

 
kisdm001 2006-12-01 12:31:49 PM  
It's Finnished.

 
tandkquinn 2006-12-01 12:36:22 PM  
Shame on her - this is equivalent to a guy posting intimate pics of his ex on the internet for spite. Out of bounds.

 
mannerheim 2006-12-01 12:37:27 PM  
I Approve

 
It Goes Very Fast 2006-12-01 12:40:43 PM  
"Matti dumped me in a text message, where he said 'that's it',"

Maybe she just forgot to open the attached pic file: img276.imageshack.us

 
man hands 2006-12-01 12:42:15 PM  
web.wireimage.com

I'd hit it.

 
GQueue 2006-12-01 12:44:51 PM  
What a dick. He totally should have sent Shannen Doherty to do it instead.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2006-12-01 12:45:19 PM  
tandkquinn: Shame on her - this is equivalent to a guy posting intimate pics of his ex on the internet for spite

Hardly the same entertainment value for the rest of us...

 
BobtheFascist [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-12-01 12:50:55 PM  
Meh. Why not? It worked for Britney.

 
Pair-o-Dice 2006-12-01 12:53:06 PM  
It's a toss up for the
"Man of the Year" award with this guy...

i67.photobucket.com

 
Pair-o-Dice 2006-12-01 12:56:06 PM  
I am a Prime Minister, so I'm getting a kick out of these responses.

 
natedawgthe2nd 2006-12-01 12:57:22 PM  
does anyone else find it disturbing that France's president is the one who named him sexiest man of the year or am I just being an uptight homophobic american ?

 
Cormee 2006-12-01 12:59:22 PM  
man hands: I'd hit it.

www.iltalehti.fi

I wouldn't even hit it with yours

 
Parasitic_Spin [TotalFark] 2006-12-01 12:59:47 PM  
If we had politicians that hot, our voter turnout would be way higher.

 
j79 2006-12-01 01:00:16 PM  
They met on the internet! So, it's okay.

 
garandman1a 2006-12-01 01:10:05 PM  
was cited as Finland's sexiest man by French President Jacques Chirac earlier this year

Well, than its settled. Always though Jockstrap was creepy, but now that he's judge & jury on such an important matter I better be nice. Besides, I have nowhere to keep him when he surrenders.

/Sorry, couldn't resist.

 
Ecobuckeye 2006-12-01 01:11:32 PM  
If a fish doesn't have fins, Helsinki.

 
Fatlander 2006-12-01 01:12:22 PM  
Actually she's ok by finish standarts, a bit old if anything.
cant see the knees though, so i would tentatively hit it

 
Lunarbunny 2006-12-01 01:20:57 PM  
Not surprised. Nokia's a Finnish corporation.

 
happy butcher 2006-12-01 01:20:57 PM  
Finland is good for heavy metal.
Finland is not good for tabloids.
The End.

 
ianmeyer 2006-12-01 01:27:04 PM  
content.answers.com
you stay classy, finland.

 
Fark_Workin 2006-12-01 01:33:09 PM  
I love that someone else posted a picture before I could even GIS her name. Thank you, Cormee

 
Aardvark Inc. 2006-12-01 01:40:08 PM  
"Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I'd rather be,
Dumping chicks via texting.
Or watching TV..."

 
DucU 2006-12-01 01:43:37 PM  
IM LVING U 4 ZE SWEDISH GRLS

 
CommieZombie 2006-12-01 01:44:03 PM  

 
quarterly 2006-12-01 01:44:47 PM  
That is sooo Britney Spears of him.

 
WalkingCarpet [TotalFark] 2006-12-01 02:00:20 PM  
Pair-o-Dice:

It's a toss up for the
"Man of the Year" award with this guy...


That guy is only "Man of the Year" if he farked that girl and then made her sleep outside of the tent.

 
blame canada 2006-12-01 02:22:06 PM  
What a deck. You can't text message break up!

/obscure?

 
braedan 2006-12-01 02:46:56 PM  
bby - wlcm to dmpsvl popultion u!11!

 
surfmadpig 2006-12-01 03:05:13 PM  
sexiest man in finland:
lotta.yle.fi
uhm.

 
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