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(TampaBays10.com) Followup Recording of the 9-1-1 call where the guy called in to report an alligator with a crackhead in his mouth. Quite possibly one of the funniest 911 calls ever   (tampabays10.com) divider line 159
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stiletto_the_wise 2006-11-30 03:51:03 PM  
Funnier than Bambulance Joe?

 
kingMountain [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 03:52:26 PM  
i wonder if the alligator tasted egg & cinnamon.

 
Ebenator 2006-11-30 03:52:26 PM  
Link to audio is farked for me.

 
carrion_luggage 2006-11-30 03:52:39 PM  
Sounds like this guy was born with an Apgar score of zero.

 
Isuldirs 2006-11-30 03:53:06 PM  
Gives the callers name and phone number. Not good, me thinks.

 
Scatmandingo [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 03:54:50 PM  
In front of the moose lodge. That sucks.

 
malignantsociety 2006-11-30 03:55:33 PM  
Gives the callers name and phone number. Not good, me thinks.

but they make sure to bleep out sh*t

 
Sharkface217 2006-11-30 03:55:46 PM  
No.

 
brandent 2006-11-30 03:56:32 PM  
love that quick response

 
bdub77 2006-11-30 03:56:54 PM  
Apparently the Alligators are invading the Moose's territory, and a crackhead got caught in the crossfire.

 
Farkin'round 2006-11-30 03:57:02 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't Ackbar?! He should have known "It's a Trap"!

 
BlindMan 2006-11-30 03:57:14 PM  
This is the sound of a 9-11 operator not giving two shiats about you.

 
AnyName 2006-11-30 03:57:14 PM  
Are the 911 operators smoking dope or something?

Caller: There's a guy screaming for help. (long pause) Hello?
Operator: OK

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 03:57:54 PM  
Is it me or does it seem like the dispatcher was hitting the bong way too hard?

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 03:57:57 PM  
I love the cop saying "Hmm... okay..." Sounds like he's doing tech support.

 
Twitch OSX 2006-11-30 03:57:59 PM  
Uh.. I cant hear it on this computer.. no speakers.. but I have to say the one where the black guy hit the deer and he put it in his car and it woke up and bit him on the neck so he got out and beat it with a tire iron and then a dog wanted the deer and was attacking the guy so he stabbed it with his knife and then called 911 from a phone booth in front of the Stop-n-Go while the dog was trying to get in and attack him was funny.

 
Gormenghast [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 03:58:24 PM  

 
Titinita 2006-11-30 03:58:49 PM  
HOW BIG IS IT?

/gotta ask the important questions
//I ain't going over there!

 
TaiFong 2006-11-30 03:59:15 PM  
Damn Twitch that was funny as all hell to read.

 
Purelilac [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 03:59:16 PM  
Subby is different from me. I didn't find it funny at all. Now the 911 call from the guy with the dog biting him was hilarious.

 
Rivethead 2006-11-30 03:59:27 PM  
Try to punch him in the nose... ?

 
orclover 2006-11-30 03:59:35 PM  
Caffiend2003
It's not like he's reporting a crime or turning in a drug lord or something.


Man that gators friends is gonna hunt this guy down and eat him and his dog to shut him up.

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:00:02 PM  
Well, I'm glad the 911 operator knows how to stay calm under pressure.

Any calmer and he'd be in a coma.

 
bdub77 2006-11-30 04:00:09 PM  
"Sir, umm it helps if you punch the gator in the nose. OK I have to take this next call someone put a coffee mug on top of their CD tray again and broke it."

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:00:19 PM  
The cop: "Hey, I heard from a coworker to say punch him on the nose and he'll let you go. Not sure if that's true..."

 
TheSignPost 2006-11-30 04:00:22 PM  
Pretty casual and unprofessional reaction from the cop (maybe he was tired) and altogether chicken-sh*t attitude from the guy calling 9-1-1.


Also, that's a pretty long conversation they're having about what it's got, his arm or leg.

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2006-11-30 04:00:50 PM  
Anyone call the guy yet?

Was subby high when he listened to it? Didn't sound extremely funny.

Didn't hear the crackhead portion either.

"Hey! Punch 'em in the nose"
"He's too big"
"shiat"

 
DeCypher44 [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:01:04 PM  
Try to punch him in the nose! hahaha!!!

 
KoolerThanJesus 2006-11-30 04:01:11 PM  
This blows. Bambulance all the way.

 
RyGiL 2006-11-30 04:01:15 PM  
malignantsociety: but they make sure to bleep out sh*t

Only for the first few minutes... near the end they let the F-Bomb and GD slide like it's an Andrew Dice Clay movie!

 
TaintMasterMitch 2006-11-30 04:01:18 PM  
Twitch OSX,

Link please!

 
LineNoise [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:03:02 PM  
Dude, that 911 operator is baked out of his mind

 
Turmoil 2006-11-30 04:03:09 PM  
They beep out sh*t but not f*ck.... Strange....

 
DeCypher44 [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:03:17 PM  
9-1-1 operators are usually like that. I've had to call a few times and each time they frustrated me to no end. I can understand remaining calm - that's good. BUt when they take forever to respond to you sucks ass!

Oh! The "F" bomb a couple of times!!!

 
Twitch OSX 2006-11-30 04:03:37 PM  
LOL.. I have it on my computer.. I should upload the MP3.. who is in favor of that?

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:04:21 PM  
twitch OSX

Definitely upload it. If it's funny, I'll mirror it on my site. (With my 10TB of bandwidth.)

 
man hands 2006-11-30 04:04:59 PM  
13gb.com

 
Twitch OSX 2006-11-30 04:05:15 PM  
Uploading now. I have more bandwidth than that Icelander.. dont worry about it =)

 
swankywanky 2006-11-30 04:05:51 PM  
it seemed to be about 7 minutes long

did the funny part start around 7:01 or so??

 
DeCypher44 [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:05:56 PM  
Twitch - I can't wait. Sounds like pure gold!

 
reveal 2006-11-30 04:06:04 PM  
Did anyone else read that headline and wonder why a guy with a crackhead in his mouth called 911 about an alligator?

Operator: This is 9-1-1. What's the emergency?

Guy: *Mmph!*

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:06:20 PM  

 
kimwim 2006-11-30 04:06:23 PM  
wow, that is some messed up stuff.
remind me never to call 911.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:06:23 PM  
What the fark was supposed to be funny about that? I listed that entire stupid farking call waiting for the funny part to start. It never did. Whoever submitted this needs to be kicked in the nuts.

 
Twitch OSX 2006-11-30 04:06:31 PM  
http://neoliquid.com/stuff/call%20by%20black%20guy.mp3

ENJOY!

I NEED A BAMBULANCE!

 
LineNoise [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:06:33 PM  
Dude, ive so like, got 4 or 5 deputies or something on the way man.....

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:06:40 PM  
"If you punch him in the nose it may let you go"

//No, that would be a shark. Floridas other cuddly creature.

 
rocker5969 2006-11-30 04:07:05 PM  
stiletto_the_wise

Funnier than Bambulance Joe?

Damn you! Have you ever heard Bob and Tom? Duke Tumato did a song based on that call. hilarious shiat that was.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2006-11-30 04:07:06 PM  
"Sir, ask if the gator is still there."

Ok. If I am being eaten by a gator, please...now this is important so listen carefully...please, put the phone down and help me. Tough concept, I know. But try and follow me on this one. Yelling at me from the "pier" to tell you if the gator is still eating me...well, that is not helping.

 
Jclark666 2006-11-30 04:07:25 PM  
I found the funny part to be at about 6:30 when whoever was bleeping it just gave up.

 
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