Bartender.

Brewmonger.

Beer Expert

hired belgian

me

Piss boy.

Wench.

Meister.

German, the anti-French

so...he doesn't like it when a pretentious position sounds pretentious.

makes sense.

Drew

Liquid Blowjob.

sudsfrau

Bierführer

Polyphemus

\More Wine, NoMan!

Bartender's mate third class

bottlebater

Never heard of it.

Entry level beer data analyst.

we need a Mike_Bolton to confirm the greatness of this stout.

I think it has a ring to it.

well Beerbolton does have a ring to it ...

'nother vote for BierMeister.


/note the 'i'e'e'i' pattern!

Guzzle-master

Kegsmith

Actually, I'd like to change my vote to: Bierwissenschaftaromaundqualitätsanalytiker

Hanzhötfrizt.

/it's easy
//c'mon, guess it

The facility is not a public place during the time it is rented... no?

Beer Fuhrer

Stupid. That's why it's called BEER sommelier instead of just sommelier. Oh it must be nice to have such a perfect life where just little things bug you.

Cooler Caddies

Beer pimp

Forget about sommelier. I love that word he uses "winofication". We need to use that one more.

My votes for "Beer Sommelier", since Sommelier sounds too stinky and wimpy:

"Bismark"
"Beer Shogun"
"Thane"
"Skald"
"Hun"

Brauschniffergruppenarbeiter.

Beerist

That's what my local, [plug] The Winking Judge [/plug], calls us.

Dude Du Suds

/like BierFrau..I wanna do her
//pigtails, ruffled blouse, gimme.

foamfuhrer

TheOther: Meister.

I came in here to say that, except to add 'Brew' to the beginning.

Maybe it shouldn't be French, but it certainly needs to be Belgian. Do any Farkers speak Walloon?

beerbiatch

Town drunk

zymurgist!

"Beerlister"

"I make a farking list of beers, but all I get 5.50 plus tips"

"Boss's biatch"

"Beer Hogan"

"Beer Dahmer"

"Beer Fister"

"I'm a douche-bag list maker"

assistant crack whore?

BierMeister

Seconded!

Why wasn't voting enabled for this thread?

'Customer', or better still, 'regular'.

No barman should claim to know more about beer than the people who buy it from them on a regular basis.

/Proudly informs naive staff about the characteristics of various beer in his local
//Real beer
///Shouldn't be proud

scansinboy

A brewmeister is someone who actually brews the beer. That's another job entirely.

Of course that would actually be a braumeister - I think.

Brau = Brew

I realize kona already said this, but umm..."Beer Expert"? I also like "Beerist".

I don't really give a damn what the hell you want to call yourself to make you feel good about your absurd and pretentious "skill". I don't even really care that you're ironically pretending that a whole people are more pretentious than you.

I don't care about any of that.

Just get me a damn beer, and save your ironically pretentious anti-pretensiousness for someone who gives a damn, garçon.

BierFachmann (specialist)