Hige numbers?

Well, they sure the hell haven't been brushing their teeth.

/There, I got it out of the way. Say something original.

come one.. oh the hige manatees..someone.?.
anyone?

bueller?

If thay would like to hoover my hige cuck, I could holp tham out.

And the other half don't get laid because they're not clean enough.

/thereIsaidit.

I think it's time to start a new "business" in England.

Sounds like British men need to get their priorities straight.

hige

hige hige hige

Hige? Is that a British word us 'Marikans aren't supposed to understand?

I like to Hige my bets

Sounds like the biggest bunch of BS

Actually, 'hige women' wear jeans from Old Navy.

no fatties.

Have they tried wearing French Maid outfits while doing chores?

Brits are the most sexed-up people alive.

If British women aren't getting it, then the rest of the world has serious issues by comparison.

Less cleaning, more polishing.

Well, my house is a pigsty and I still can't get laid! WTF?

I see a more funnier drapes and carpet comment somewhere in this thread's future ...

WTF, being British was out like 40 years ago.

Is this an admin conspiracy to start yet another lousy fark cliche?

maybe they shoild spend more time "washing and cleaning" their pissies.

\even a hige pissy shoild be "washed and cleaned"

Yes, because of the cleaning. Riiiiiiiight.

British people have sex? They're pasty and ugly.

The hottest, in my honest, tourist-dealing opinion are the Brazilians. Then Persians. Americans are probably in the middle of the stack, not counting the tons of fatties we have. (Myself included.) But the British. Jesus Christ! You guys need to do some muscle building, get a little sun and fix the teeth. And british men need to stop cutting their hair like boys: the close to the scalp buzzcut makes you look ten years old. Nice people though.

What happened to the volcano story? Why was it pulled?

More like they clean to avoid having to have sex.

Cleaning is a woman's favorite control tool.

them "spending too much time cleaning" is their polite way of saying "british men are normally too gross and sloppy to have sex with."

I lived with a Brit for a year. If "Hige" is some sort of Cockney slang meaning "less than 10 minutes a day" then, yes, they do spend hige amounts of time cleaning.
/never too tired for sex tho
//mind you, I was doing most of the work
///but when you're 22, you don't care

What a bunch of crap. They're complaining of 6 hours of housework a week? BFD, I do more yard work than that in a week and you don't see me complaining I'm too tired for sex.

'I'm too tired' == 'See this ring? I don't care anymore, gimme another bonbon....'

Huh? It's not like the two are mutually exclusive. Just lift her skirt while she's bending over cleaning the floor.

A "hige" is a hypothetical number which is supposed to have more than one unique prime factorization.

Duh!

Translation: there are a lot of fat ugly middle aged women whose men would rather go the pub and get pissed without them, and leave them home to do the cleaning.

The average British woman is comparable to Sleestack in appearance and aroma. Say hello to the root cause of the problem.

good ole flopp: them "spending too much time cleaning" is their polite way of saying "british men are normally too gross and sloppy to have sex with."

Au contraire, it may be a polite way of saying British women are either too ugly to pork, or are hot but too stupid to get laid, even when they are drunk.

/flame on

put on the french maid outfit, pick up the feather duster and you can do both at the same time!

/multitask!

Maybe they wouldn't have that problem if they used some of their cleaning time to douche.

From the article they say 6 hours a week are spent doing work and cleaning around the house, thats less than an hour a day, seems like nonsense to me it has them utterly exhausted.
Hell i spend an hour on supper alone some days, do a bit of cleaning regularly and my sex drive has never even flinched.

I think something worth bearing in mind is British women are not known for being enthusiastic about sex in the first place, "close your eyes and think of England" ring any bells?

GSC: there are a lot of fat ugly middle aged women whose men would rather go the pub and get pissed without them, and leave them home to do the cleaning
omfg
this is not unique to the brits
but if you are too fat and lazy to show your man a good time, then it can hardly be a surprize that he goes to the pub, then is it ?
//gave up going to the pub when I met a women who wasn't whale-shaped, and enjoyed boinking !

yar, luvs me slashies !
now, luv, where's me drink ?

Try this.

no, try this...

Well if all Britains look alike, and they do, then they should be getting laid constantly. Hello? Sophie Howard? After all, Japs all look alike.

fragMasterFlash I wonder if there is a "French Butler" costume as well. What is good for the goose is good for the gander after all.

This thread useless without pics of Sophie Howard or Keeley Hazel.

Does cleaning make you randy baby?, does it? I put the fur in Swiffer baby! Yeah!

/Yer 'eaded fer A good smack bottum if the 'ouse issent clean when I get 'ome!!
//British Babes have great Foobies

Diresu

Those things freak me out, man.

thatguyfred

Sounds like the biggest bunch of BS

You might think that at first glance, The Sun does appear to be "a bunch of BS", but when you look more closely you realise, in fact, it's more than that - it's actually "a bunch of reactionary xenophobic hate-fostering BS".

So once again I find another reason to go to the UK

First it was the fact that Manchester England shows up on the top ten for just about every deviant act known to man.... this just seems to confirm that fact.

Come live with me! My wife doesn't clean or fark. :P

macbastard


Come live with me! My wife doesn't clean or fark. :P

We must be in-laws. I just hope at least I got the pretty sister. I bet your's is smart though.

/It's Monday, please consider this before killing me