I think this could quite possibly be one of the greatest movies of all time, I think I will wait for it to come to DVD though

Bleh.

Enough already.

What will the percentage of the movie be that one of those two isn't naked? Is it more than 20%?

chayman: I think I will wait for it to come to DVD though

Yes. Most major theater chains frown on fapping during the movies.

Now how will the spoof movie version of it go?

Pics, STAT!

I demand more pics of Beyonce and Eva Longoria!

Tipping the velvet Munching the Carpet


fixed it for you

Fap, fap, fap?

Just asking.

Buy Kleenex stock NOW!

Cue fapfapfap from farkers...

I've already "embraced" it!

\fappity!

If they're naked for the majority of the movie, then I'll go see it.

If they're partially naked even half of the movie, then I'll probably go see it.

If there's only one sex scene with them, then I'll wait for the DVD.

Link is farked. Or maybe just off fapping.

Actually I should have posted it like this:

Uh, I'm here to tip your velvet!

Bow chicka bow wow!

If they had a kid, at least it would would be too lazy to steal.

Where do I get my preorder tickets for this?

Blockbuster already carries the British version "Tipping the Velvet"

I feel sorry for the whoever has to clean up those theaters. They better stock up on Scotch Guard.

Nother article with a tiny ass pic
www.gcn.ie/content/templates/?a=1484&z=2

If your interested:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipping_the_Velvet
Inlcudes some (short info) on the British TV version
/British Farker
//Never watched it
///Honest

Wait...I thought they already covered this in "Where the Boys Aren't" Vol.I?

Fap fap fap fap.

What?

You couldn't pick two worse actresses.

Yes, I'm a female.

I've never understood my fellow male's attraction to hot-woman lesbian sex. You probably started off out of their league anyway, but to really seal the deal they're lesbians. Are you unattainability fetishists or what?

And yet, Jamminatorr, lesbian porn still exists...

I agree with jamminatorr!

Finally, the healing can begin.

I'd have picked a different pair but at least they're trying. The problem is getting the same amount of shmalzy drama out of it that BM had. I just don't think it would be quite as taboo.


Chick #1: "I've been having an affair with the latina girl next door and we're in love."

Chick #1's husband, father, mother, son, friends and rabbi: "Niiiiice".

forcebender

And yet, Jamminatorr, lesbian porn still exists...

We need a photoshop of Eva and Beyonce acting in "The Bumblebee Flies Anyway", stat.

With the title "The Lesbians Make Porn Anyway", of course.

Begun, the kitten genocide has.

I've never understood my fellow male's attraction to hot-woman lesbian sex. You probably started off out of their league anyway, but to really seal the deal they're lesbians. Are you unattainability fetishists or what?

Since they are unattainable to nerds like me, it is better that they are lesbians than to see them walking down the street on the elbow of some MBA asshole.

Now a lesbian scene with Scarlett Johannson and Linsey Lohan I would be willing to accept. However, since two dudes fencing each other or interracial lesbianism is less accepted by the majority of America, I will have to mindlessly agree with them and oppose this. Heathens!

Stunt merkin in 3..2..1..

FarkinFarker

Beautiful...and it'd make about a billion its first weekend.

behold! the power of a interracial lesbian sex scene!

got to be worth at least $75mil at the box office totals

Please let it be eva with the strap on doin beyonce...oh please.....


/activate fapotron.....

interracial lesbianism

I kinda find it a little hotter.

Are they going to ugly them both up like they did to Christina Ricci and Charlize Theron in Monster?

Yeah, BBC version was basically a filthy lesbian version of Pride and Prejudice..

Never really watched it, heard a lot of hype about it. Saw 5 minutes of it during a bit of an orgy scene with victorian dildos.. was shiat though.

Pretty high-brow serious acting involved though and they've chosen Beyonce? That'll be shiat then.

jjorsett: I've never understood my fellow male's attraction to hot-woman lesbian sex.

A wise man once said;
"They're hot, they're having fun, and I agree with both of them."

My 16-y-o son plans to be first in line for tickets. LOL.

My question is this -- given that an honest-to-goodness MUFF on a woman seems to have gone the way of the dodo bird, what do they do now -- wear a "landing strip" merkin? And what is the facination with shaved muffs anyway? I just don't get it...is it the idea of making the woman look more...juvenile somehow? More naked than naked? What?

/Time was when the muff was part of a girl's appeal...

My question is this -- given that an honest-to-goodness MUFF on a woman seems to have gone the way of the dodo bird, what do they do now -- wear a "landing strip" merkin? And what is the facination with shaved muffs anyway? I just don't get it...is it the idea of making the woman look more...juvenile somehow? More naked than naked? What?

/Time was when the muff was part of a girl's appeal...

Do you know how lesbians have "sex"?

Never really "got" lesbian porn. I mean, where do I fit into that fantasy?

Not only is this story not true, but Sofia Coppola is PISSED about it.

Eva Longoria has spindly legs and a face that looks like a yippy chihuahua.
Now Beyonce is a knockout.

"My 16-y-o son plans to be first in line for tickets. LOL.

My question is this -- given that an honest-to-goodness MUFF on a woman seems to have gone the way of the dodo bird, what do they do now -- wear a "landing strip" merkin? And what is the facination with shaved muffs anyway? I just don't get it...is it the idea of making the woman look more...juvenile somehow? More naked than naked? What?

/Time was when the muff was part of a girl's appeal..."


Dude.

Seriously, cause fur gets in the way of a proper chow down session.