If he's got stomach cancer, that's a long slow and painful death.

Given his history and the actions he's taken, i'm almost tempted to believe there some sort of divine retribution in that. But I think it's more likely the result of his lifestyle.

Anyone got him on their deathpool list?

good riddance.

If I believed in Hell, I'd tell him to go rot there.

So, I guess I'll just go with "rot, you farker."

mmm, cohiba's...

Queue the "Cuba is a paradise, its pointless to embargo Cuba" people in 5.. 4.. 3...

Zombie Castro? I'm ready.

Ay carumba cerebros....CERRRRREEEEBBBBRRRRROOOOOSSSSSS!

Well, he's in Cuba, so if he wants brains, he'll have to wait in a brain line and make sure all the other zombie get their equal share of brains in accordance with their work quotas. Of course he could go to the black market and get some quality AMerican brains.

Queue the "Cuba is a paradise, its pointless to embargo Cuba" people in 5.. 4.. 3...

Cuba's far from a paradise, but I'm not so sure the embargo has a point. We should have airdropped them tons of porn DVDs in the late 90s and told them they'd get free DVD players if they overthrew Castro.

Zombie Reagan and now Zombie Castro? Are we headed to a cold war with the living dead?

He needs to hang on until Jan 1 so I can add him to my dead pool list.

Hopefully, when Castro croaks, the US can reopen relations with Cuba. It's a lovely place, and I'd like to retire there someday.

van de compras inteligente. van de compras ese departemento.

/Latin Ash just not as cool.

I have asked numerous Cuban people what would happen when Castro dies.

Most say that a large number of the Cubans in the US would go back to the island.

I say good riddance!

vwfst55: Queue the "Cuba is a paradise, its pointless to embargo Cuba" people in 5.. 4.. 3...

Well, the second part is correct - only stubbornness keeps that flawed and utterly failed policy in place.

clgrin

Of course he could go to the black market and get some quality AMerican brains.

Yeah, but they're all brains from the 1950s and 1960s and whatever's of Hemingway's they managed to scrape off the ceiling.

(yes, i know he killed himself in Idaho.)

"mmm, cigars..."

you guys are on brains an i'm on cigars. wtf?

Castro Street in San Francisco will rejoice when the beard drops dead like an ant!

strk3.com

Zombie Reagan

MiamiCheif: If Castro dies, the government changes, and a lot of Cubans go back, there will be trouble. Many left 30-40 years ago, imagine when they try to reclaim all their properties from the people living there all these years. Someone will have to pay a lot of money to other people. Resentment too, among those who stayed will be high.

Sorry, I meant MiamiChef.

"mmmm brains."

Does he prefer his brains in a Cuban sammich?

Zomg! It's Zombie dictator LeCastro!

I've been to Cuba three times. I wouldn't say it's a paradise---it has its good points, and its tragic points. I would have to say that I'd rather be dirt poor in Cuba than dirt poor anywhere else, because you have fairly decent health care and free PhD's. The trouble is, dirt poor is all you will ever be in Cuba---it's a place where an aerospace engineer has to fark a European for a pair of socks.

His lame brother is gonna take over anyways so nothing will change.

vwfst55: Queue the "Cuba is a paradise, its pointless to embargo Cuba" people in 5.. 4.. 3...

Well, I guess I'm one of those wackos, because I support Cuba. I don't believe it's a paradise, but I do believe in sovereign nations. If human rights were the issue, we could point the finger at other Latin American countries (step forward Colombia, Guatemala and Brazil!) that have worse records than Cuba. In terms of Communist countries, why does the USA treat China and Vietnam (terrible human rights records) like friends, yet has embargoed Cuba for decades? The hypocrisy, as they say, is breathtaking.

The u.s. government can't wait to fark up another country. They're probably frothing at the mouth waiting for castro to die.

Doggiewoggie: it's a place where an aerospace engineer has to fark a European for a pair of socks.

I'd fark a European for free!

/as long as I get to pick which one.
//I'm thinking about a hot French news anchor....

Doggiewoggie: I've been to Cuba three times. I wouldn't say it's a paradise---it has its good points, and its tragic points. I would have to say that I'd rather be dirt poor in Cuba than dirt poor anywhere else, because you have fairly decent health care and free PhD's. The trouble is, dirt poor is all you will ever be in Cuba---it's a place where an aerospace engineer has to fark a European for a pair of socks.

And that's why God prepared Cubans for this situation by making the women hittable even if they are 70 years old.

Cubans are teh hawttness : )

dkny: The u.s. government can't wait to fark up another country. They're probably frothing at the mouth waiting for castro to die.

I know you are from Canada, so being important in the world is a foreign concept to you people, but Castro's death will be rejoiced by man a human being.

Zombie Castro + Zombie Reagan = Sitcom Gold (Odd Couple style)

Zombie Reagan: Fidel, did you leave the cover off the brains again?
Zombie Castro: Don't tell me what to do you imperialist swine. I mock you and your Zip-Lock containers
Zombie Reagan: Well, until you start bringing some money into this apartment El Presidente You'll do as I say... and put a coaster under that brain, it's starting to ooze

The Billdozer

Mostly the cubans in miami, until they realize they've become insignificant since castro is gone. Otherwise? No, not many a human being.

The Billdozer
will be rejoiced by man a human being.

paging doctor grammar, paging doctor grammar, pick up the yellow courtesy phone, we have a patient needing your attention.

How long after he croaks do we invade this dump and turn it into Hawaii East? We'll be greeted with leis and macadamia nuts.

/mmm, macadamia nuts

if he dies, can we get our trillion dollar bill returned?

paging doctor grammar, paging doctor grammar, pick up the yellow courtesy phone, we have a patient needing your attention.

He's only in jr. high, so cut him some slack.

The Billdozer: ... so being important in the world ...

...you might want to work on that self-esteem, Billd. It is not necessary for others to find you "important" in order for you to like yourself.

Just sayin'.

if he dies, can we get our trillion dollar bill returned?

Heh, good episode.

Castro: Comrads, our nation is completely bankrupt! We have no choice but to abandon communism!

All: [sighs]

Castro: I know, I know, I know... but we all knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! I'll call Washington and tell them they won.

Man: But presidente, America tried to kill you!

Castro: Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco!

Man 2: [whispers in Castro's ear]

Castro: It's full of ?!

You know; it occurs to me that if he'd just been allowed to play baseball, none of this would be happening.

doh! That's supposed to say ". . . none of this would have happened."

/ not impressed
// someone bring me a MojitoBRAIIIINZ