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The only thing cooler than a vampire leopard is a NINJA vampire leopard.

With lasers for eyes.

not sure why "bite in the neck" makes submitter think "vampire" before thinking "big cats go for the jugular to kill"
/trying to juggle some kind of joke
//giving up

rickmccl: not sure why "bite in the neck" makes submitter think "vampire" before thinking "big cats go for the jugular to kill"

Actually, from what I recall, dogs go for the jugular, big cats try to break the neck.

A door between the stall and an outdoor cage for the Persian leopard...

Persia = Iran, so I'd say it was a terrorist leopard rather than a vampire.

I declare a jihad on vampire leopards!

"BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD!"

lunarworks: Actually, from what I recall, dogs go for the jugular, big cats try to break the neck.

I thought they were trying to suffocate their kills?

/those cooky cats

Are they going to release a hip-hop tribute to this leopard too?

Cyle

Crush the windpipe, bleed the victim to death, both are equally effective (but I do believe throat bites are meant to suffocate, if I remember correctly).

So if a wild dog and a wild cat both attack you at once, would your head just come off?

Three times I read that as leotard. I'm still dizzy from the images that brought to my mind.

Didn't a tiger eat that German magician queer? In any case, it only goes to support my theory..."big cats hate Germans, Hasselhoff by association".

TTIUWOP

FunkOut: The only thing cooler than a vampire leopard is a NINJA vampire leopard.

With lasers for eyes.

There's a Photoshop contest in there somewhere, methinks!

illicit, that would be like, some kind of a super-decapitation. I wonder which one would get the head, though.

Alright, now we're off on a topic.

ya godda watch your azz at all toimes moight!

this is how some anime starts...

Paging Dr. Acula...

Actually, from what I recall, dogs go for the jugular, big cats try to break the neck.

I guess large cats know a dozend ways to kill you... remember the "God will save me if he exists!!!" guy who climbed into a lions cage we had on fark recently? A lioness walked up to him, severed the carotid artery, waited a few moments for him to die and strolled off again.

There is an "East Germany" again? I am sure that will surprise all the ppl who thought Germany had been reunited.

Cyle: illicit, that would be like, some kind of a super-decapitation. I wonder which one would get the head, though.
Maybe they break the wishbone to decide.

Lee451: am sure that will surprise all the ppl who thought Germany had been reunited.

FTFA:
in the eastern German city of Chemnitz

This refers to a city in the eastern part of the nation of Germany rather than to a city in East Germany, a nation that no longer has an independent existence.

Although, I checked a map and it appears that Chemnitz was indeed in East Germany when there was such a place.

Lee451:
There is an "East Germany" again? I am sure that will surprise all the ppl who thought Germany had been reunited.

Uhm, the state "German Democratic Republic" has ceased to exist. The directions of the compass, not so much.

The leopard was just getting back at him for all of the kittens the zookeeper killed.

/sorry

/ownz.

Nettes Kätzchen, gutes Kätzchen. . .