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(Some paper) News Jack Palance, dead at 85. Or maybe 87   (sanluisobispo.com) divider line 238
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HumbleGod 2006-11-10 05:19:20 PM  
Well that sucks.

 
skinnycatullus [TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:21:04 PM  
Is Abe Vigoda still ok???

 
vartian [TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:21:28 PM  
I have to say, I thought he had died years ago. Still, that does suck.

 
nickyhopkins 2006-11-10 05:23:19 PM  
vartian,

I'm with you on that one. I was like, "I thought I remember a Jack Palance retrospective or something after he died..."

 
HelloHelloHi 2006-11-10 05:25:32 PM  
He crapped bigger than all of us.

R.I.P.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:30:17 PM  
Who?

 
Colonel Kudzu 2006-11-10 05:31:00 PM  
I hope he told someone where he hid the gold.

RIP.

 
skeptical_orangutan 2006-11-10 05:34:01 PM  
::tear::......the only man who could take on chuck norris.

 
baorao 2006-11-10 05:34:45 PM  
Dude, my friend saw him boning a 20 year old chick. My friend was working the valet at a swanky house party and went in to use the bathroom. He opened the second door on the left instead of the third and voila, Curly was pounding away on some Arby's roast beef.

/best story ever when he tells it.

 
Flupid Bloroplope 2006-11-10 05:36:43 PM  
Bummer. I read an article in People magazine while in a waiting room a few hours ago. It was about actors who had served in the military. Apparently, in WWII he crashed a bomber on takeoff and had to have a bunch of facial reconstructive surgery. That's why he made such a good rugged cowboy in the movies.

Whee, pointless facts!

 
celery_stalker 2006-11-10 05:37:35 PM  
I don't believe it

 
d23 [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:37:37 PM  
Glad to see I am not the only person that remembers his "Believe it or not" days.

My headline was gonna be "He crapped bigger than you... believe it, or not!"

 
FriarTuck 2006-11-10 05:37:41 PM  
Now we aren't going to get the final part of the trilogy.

 
kirbeep 2006-11-10 05:37:48 PM  
He's not dead; he's just doing one-armed push-ups again. Real slow.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:37:58 PM  
I submitted this with a better headline....No go do some one armed pushups biatch.


//so what about the "a" makes that word ok?

 
SolidShadow 2006-11-10 05:38:46 PM  
Rest in peace Voltan.

 
pwhp_67 2006-11-10 05:39:01 PM  
Pick up the gun...

 
jennyz 2006-11-10 05:39:17 PM  
Pray of Omarion?

 
moops 2006-11-10 05:39:20 PM  
goodnight, 1-armed pushup man.

 
Garrettt 2006-11-10 05:39:22 PM  
No!!! He...was my number one... guy!

 
Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:39:27 PM  
Jack Palance, dead at 85... and he can still do one-arm push-ups and kick your ass tubby ass

 
batcar01 2006-11-10 05:39:29 PM  
but, but, I saw the Joker kill him years ago...

 
lexslamman 2006-11-10 05:39:49 PM  
Because...YOU...Jack...are...my...number...one...guuuuuuuuuuuuyyy

RIP

 
DoktorMegatrip 2006-11-10 05:39:51 PM  
Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off

 
Dear Jerk 2006-11-10 05:39:52 PM  
I thought he died in Shane.

 
boomaze 2006-11-10 05:39:54 PM  
I coulda swore I watched them bury this prick years ago.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:39:54 PM  
Will there be a Golden Palance logo on his casket?

 
eddie van heinous [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:40:16 PM  
Damn. I figured he'd be kicking ass for years to come.

RIP crazyman.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:40:36 PM  
This thread is worthless without a TEXAS TACO SANDWICH.

/Anyone remember that thing?
//At Taco Bell?
///Jack Palance was in the commercial?

 
ifarkthereforiam 2006-11-10 05:40:39 PM  
He was one tough mutha.
RIP

 
whitefalcon79 2006-11-10 05:41:14 PM  
TheOther: Will there be a Golden Palance logo on his casket?

LOL

 
jennyz 2006-11-10 05:41:34 PM  
Gah, wtf....

Pray for Omarion.

static.flickr.com

 
Mr Sunshine 2006-11-10 05:41:39 PM  
He's just trying to lure us into a false sense of security. As soon as we pick up that gun, bang!

 
Dennis_Moore 2006-11-10 05:41:45 PM  
www.brian-oshaughnessy.com

"Oh, what a day!"

 
jiggold 2006-11-10 05:41:59 PM  
Taking bets on who's gonna complete the trifecta.

1. Ed Bradley, journalist

2. Jack Palace, actor

3. ... politician?

One can only hope.

 
Boobies!!! 2006-11-10 05:42:38 PM  
Mmmmmmm... carrots.

 
Tycoonbrad 2006-11-10 05:42:56 PM  
Hey...wasn't he Voltan in Hawk the Slayer??

 
MrPleasant 2006-11-10 05:43:08 PM  
Maybe you guys are thinking of Lloyd Bridges...

Or maybe I am the only one that gets the two confused.

 
crunch-o-matic 2006-11-10 05:43:10 PM  
As tough as that old bastard was, he probably didn't even need Skin Bracer.

 
Walt_Jizzney 2006-11-10 05:43:29 PM  
Palance = Pimp.

One of the best cheesy bad guys evar. Remember him in Buck Rogers and the 25th Century? Tango and Cash?

/lmao

 
bobboberts 2006-11-10 05:43:34 PM  
img177.imageshack.us

Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off.

/Bruno Kirby's already trying.

 
Fie 2006-11-10 05:44:12 PM  
Jeez, could we stop w/the obits already? This is getting depressing. First it was the GOP. Next, Bradley. Now this.

Okay, the GOP part was good reading.

 
unpainted huffhines [TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:44:14 PM  
"The man ate bacon at every meal... you just can't do that."

.

 
kirbeep 2006-11-10 05:44:26 PM  
1. Ed Bradley, journalist

2. Jack Palace, actor

3. ... politician?


3. K-Fed, "entertainer"

 
tinyarena 2006-11-10 05:44:28 PM  
Goddnight funny scary man!

/really gonna miss this guy

 
Egregious Philbin 2006-11-10 05:44:37 PM  
Ah, but who remembers Jack Palance in the title role of Che!

As Leonard Pinth Garnell would say "that really bit the big one"

 
cHico11 2006-11-10 05:45:34 PM  
*gives index finger salute*

I know what it is.

 
boomaze 2006-11-10 05:45:39 PM  
Dude, I KNOW i seen soemthing like a retrospective on him years back. That f*ckers been dead. This is some sort of mix up.

 
bensmash 2006-11-10 05:46:06 PM  
Jack Palance didn't die, he just got bored and left to go kick ass somewhere else.

/RIP BIG GUY

 
Pro Zack [TotalFark] 2006-11-10 05:46:18 PM  
But his brother is still ok, right?

 
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