LOL, I like the expression on Santorum's face. He's like "Heh.. um.. what do I do honey?"

"... I knew I shouldn't have farked that goat at that campaign stop."

"I wonder if Dad knows I'm gay."

"Dad, I'm gay"

Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Left,Right,B,A,Start.

I would use select start if my dad didn't scare all my friends away.

"OMG, UFIA..."

"Only 3 more weeks until the Nintendo Wii comes out"

"Man my 13 year old sister is a cryin' little biatch... whoop, pooped my pants."

ANAL LUBE!

"Uh, OH."

//Son, did ya crap yer pants again?
///(Ala Peter Griffin)

"I'm glad this campaign is over so I can return to Hogwarts."

ohsoferrety

My first simulpost!

/cracks open beer.

Cheers!

"Great, now Dad's gonna make me fark a box turtle!"

"Why am I dressed like Laura Ingalls Wilder?" WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

"My god, I've just crapped myself!"

Damn that Harry Potter!

A better question is, why is his (12 year old?) daughter clutching her doll for dear life?

"Wish I had my dead fetus doll to comfort me now..."

"I wonder if this means Uncle Mark Foley is going to stop texting me?"

"shiat, my sister's really hamming it up. He only gave us $20 each. That's worth, like, one tear. Tops."

Hey, did you notice the crying girl's dress matches her doll's dress? How sweet.

Is she a little old to be carrying a doll?

"Hello Clarice."

"I hope 'spend time with the family' doesn't include hanging out with that dead fetus thing they brought home that time" [shivers]

"Stand absolutely still: Foley's vision is based on movement..."

"Oh my God I think it moved."

I knew I shouldn't have looked up Dad in the Urban Dictionary.

"I hope Dad doesn't get out the big whip later."

aedude01: why is his (12 year old?) daughter clutching her doll for dear life?

Cuz she knows that now that daddy's gonna be home all the time, bad, bad things are going to happen to her.

"Somebody GET THIS THING OUT OF MY ASS NOW"

For someone who hates teh butt secks Dad sure took it in the ass tonight.

"Wow... it looks like dad is talking into a giant robot penis- gah! Clear the mechanism, clear the mechanism!"

I'm usually the first one out of the gate with something inappropriate to say but I think politicians' kids should be off limits.

I will, however, continue to ruin my keyboard with your responses.

"I hate Jews."

"Now that dad's out of a job, he'll have more time to play Barbies with me!"

"Wow, for a Republican, she's got some nice boobies!"

"I hope I have time to get the bodies out from under the house before we have to move"

I see dead people.

"Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!"

What is this contraption that the evil liberal media man is pointing at me?!

"Damn,now i'll NEVER get laid!"

For someone who hates teh butt secks Dad sure took it in the ass tonight. (now with voting goodness)

The Omen XI. Damien role casting complete.

I love that Santorum's face is skinny, but his daughters are total buttercows.

"I wonder if we have to move back to Pennsylvania now?"

"shiat, sister's distracting dad's voters, no chance of getting this thing out of my ass tonight!"

Oh, crap. Now it's up to ME to find the WMD's.

I think my impacted bowel just loosened.

It looks like his daughter just got back from Jesus Camp and his son is a zombie.

/braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssssssssss

"they're all gonna laugh at you, they're all gonna laugh at you, they're all gonna laugh at you . . . "

and then the doors slam shut