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(London Times) Sick Live in Britain and can't seem to find any locals willing to mutilate your daughters? Well, you are in luck. Just fly in some elders from Africa to handle the promiscuity-reducing mutliation   (timesonline.co.uk) divider line 486
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Diggin 2006-10-23 09:41:29 AM  
This is just :sick: [sic] sick

/FGM article

 
thejoyofpi [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 09:43:46 AM  
That's just sick.

I'm so glad that we in America would never, ever, ever circumsise a helpless child.

 
muninsfire 2006-10-23 09:49:47 AM  
thejoyofpi: I'm so glad that we in America would never, ever, ever circumsise a helpless child.

Heh.

/Cut.
//Not for any reason.
///Oh, well. To quote the Rabbi Tuckman: "The ladies love it!" ;-þ

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 09:51:34 AM  
Ewwww.

 
Purple_Jack 2006-10-23 09:57:46 AM  
A rusty axe-wound in the rusty axe-wound is no laughing matter.

 
Blueintheballs 2006-10-23 10:01:24 AM  
Hey! I wanted to be the first to draw a parallel between chopping up a peener and sewing up a quim.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 10:04:00 AM  
Jesus Christ on a stick.

 
thejoyofpi [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 10:07:37 AM  
One health worker who helps the Somali community in Sheffield said: "At 12 or 13, some girls are pressured by their peer group if they haven't had it done. They will be ostracised or seen as unclean."

Stupid Somalis. Circumsision doesn't carry any hygiene benefits, and it should not be performed due to social pressure.

 
SchlingFo 2006-10-23 10:15:07 AM  
Circumcision on an unconsenting/unwilling child when it's not a medical necessity is wrong. Period.

And, no, it doesn't matter what the sex of the child is.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 10:43:08 AM  
It's not so bad. I mean, some could argue that it's not worthy of the 41-point Combat talent, but come on. An instant attack with both daggers that does extra damage and even more damage to poisoned targets? I'm not going to be complaining, that's for sure.

 
patrick767 [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 10:46:45 AM  
SchlingFo
Circumcision on an unconsenting/unwilling child when it's not a medical necessity is wrong. Period.

And, no, it doesn't matter what the sex of the child is.


Okay, but definitely don't equate this practice with male circumcision. It's much, much worse.

elchip

[insert perplexed dog image here]

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 10:54:03 AM  
So, anybody wanna go halfsies on flying a witch doctor to the states to fark up our daughters?

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 11:34:33 AM  
Remember, folks -- diversity is good.

Having moral opinions that differ from those of historically oppressed people is bad.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 11:39:58 AM  
Don't equate male and female circumcision. Females can be in pain from it their whole lives. For guys it just makes their peener not look like an aardvark's snout.

 
SchlingFo 2006-10-23 11:42:55 AM  
patrick767,

Okay, but definitely don't equate this practice with male circumcision. It's much, much worse.

The physical effects may or may not be worse, depending on the type of circumcision.

But, the intent behind it is no different.

In both cases, they're lopping skin off of their kid simply because "it's the way it's always been done" and/or "because it's part of their religion".

Male circumcision is no more or less valid than female circumcision.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 11:52:16 AM  
For all you multicultural folks - you have no choice but to support this. This is 'cultural', remember? Those nice brown people can't be questioned about their practices.

 
muninsfire 2006-10-23 12:10:08 PM  
Weaver95: For all you multicultural folks - you have no choice but to support this. This is 'cultural', remember? Those nice brown people can't be questioned about their practices.

If you're a freakin' retard.

There's a line between accepting other people's cultural practices, and being stupid about it.

Lots of people make money off of the fact that this line is a very fuzzy one.

As long as people make money off of cultural differences and the varying levels of acceptance--both of differences, and of determining what is universally acceptable--you'll get this sort of insanity.

So rather than slinging insults, it would perhaps be better for everyone to figure out a way in which to solve the problem--a middle way, as it were, allowing both cultural expression and maintaining the health of the people involved.

 
SchlingFo 2006-10-23 12:19:55 PM  
muninsfire,

So rather than slinging insults, it would perhaps be better for everyone to figure out a way in which to solve the problem--a middle way, as it were, allowing both cultural expression and maintaining the health of the people involved.

Give them merkins.

Specially designed merkins to make it look as if their hoohahs have been cut up. It allows the parents to carry on as if their kid has actually been cut up, and it allows the daughter to have their body whole to do with as they see fit.

 
muninsfire 2006-10-23 12:26:11 PM  
SchlingFo: Give them merkins.

Hey, there you go.

[ Though the reasoning is to keep the chicks from being promiscuous...which is a bit of dogma that's been around for a looooong time. I think that perhaps there may be a way to educate the parents involved or some such..... ]

 
Xerxes99 [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-10-23 12:43:46 PM  
i59.photobucket.com

 
emma 2006-10-23 12:45:16 PM  
O_O

 
albo [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 12:46:01 PM  
type 2 female circumcision involves cutting or scraping off the clitoris. it ain't male circumcision

 
BrotherTheodore 2006-10-23 12:46:48 PM  
Bunch of Salad Bar multiculturalists!

 
MooseBayou 2006-10-23 12:47:16 PM  
thejoyofpi

I'm so glad that we in America would never, ever, ever circumsise a helpless child.

Circumcision reduces the chances of penis cancer to near zero. And, it stays cleaner.

Helmets, unite! (Blech.)

 
Daniels 2006-10-23 12:47:29 PM  
But, the intent behind it is no different.

Bullshiat.

With females it's designed to make sex painful in a way to keep them chaste... sewing up a vagina? That sounds like an entirely different intent than nipping the tip off a penis.

Granted the circumcision on males is pointless, but the intent behind circumcision on males is NOT to keep the kid from having sex.

 
BrotherTheodore 2006-10-23 12:47:58 PM  
EVERYTHING dome to a women is WORSE because they're all so SPECIAL.

 
lhclubs 2006-10-23 12:48:06 PM  
Let's look on the bright side, gentlemen - If a woman doesn't have a clitoris, it sort of takes the pressure off us to perform.

/ Hooray, female genital mutilation!

 
Ingaba [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 12:48:21 PM  
This thread is USELESS without genitalia mutilation pics...

Sike...

 
IdBeCrazyIf 2006-10-23 12:48:33 PM  
Mugato: Don't equate male and female circumcision. Females can be in pain from it their whole lives. For guys it just makes their peener not look like an aardvark's snout.

Men with less sensitivity and sexual gratification are kindly waiting outside your door to give you the beating of your life.

Genital mutilation is genital mutilation

 
WayneKerr 2006-10-23 12:49:06 PM  
I think that the mutilation leaked a little bit into the headline.

 
lhclubs 2006-10-23 12:49:53 PM  
If we start circumcising females, will they start buying Corvettes?

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 12:50:30 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: Jesus Christ on a stick.


Yeah, they cut him too. No wonder he was so pissed off.

 
bride_of_adam_cole 2006-10-23 12:51:38 PM  
It doesn't look like much fun.

NSFW diagram

 
Unsung_Hero 2006-10-23 12:51:40 PM  
Didn't have my boy done when the procedure was offered. No sharp objects near the naughty bits!

I actually had to fight with the wife about that... no penis, no opinion!

/statistically speaking, I'm told the circumsized live about 1 day longer than the uncircumsized.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2006-10-23 12:51:46 PM  
Ingaba: This thread is USELESS without genitalia mutilation pics...

This thread is useless without unmutilated female genitalia, to remind us all of what makes the unmodified form so special.

 
SomeBigFarkingMan 2006-10-23 12:51:54 PM  
Can I ask a question? Why does anyone even talk to Weaver95? He's a troll with a TFark account. Can we please, please stop giving him the attention he wants? This will be the only time I ask, else he'll hound me forever about it.

/serious

 
MooseBayou 2006-10-23 12:52:00 PM  
Shling Fo

http://www.databasefootball.com/players/playerpage.htm?ilkid=MERKEGUI01

Give them merkins.

WTF?

 
ruta [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-10-23 12:52:11 PM  
Imagine having the glans cut off and the foreskin sewn up over the stump. Then you have something that equates with female "circumcision".

 
tweekster 2006-10-23 12:52:26 PM  
I wish they would force the parents to go through the same procedure...

im sure the fathers would suddenly not like it if they were required to lose their balls.

plus it serves to remove these idiots from the gene pool

 
chenzo 2006-10-23 12:52:30 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf

Men with less sensitivity and sexual gratification are kindly waiting outside your door to give you the beating of your life.

I'm cut and sex feels quite good to me. In fact, I'd be afraid to have it feel better... Dont' want to have the ladies calling me, "minuteman".



/heh... minuteman.

 
albo [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 12:52:33 PM  
Men with less sensitivity and sexual gratification are kindly waiting outside your door to give you the beating of your life.

1. how do they know they have less sensitivity and sexual gratification?

2. if it's less sensitive, please explain unwanted-random-teenage-boners.

 
JohnBigBootay 2006-10-23 12:52:42 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf

"Genital mutilation is genital mutilation"

No. It's not at all. I'm cut. I have no pain and I've had thousands of orgasms. I'm not "pro genital mutilation", I'm just saying the male and female versions don't really compare in their after effects. The female variety is worse. Way, way worse.

 
Mekongcola 2006-10-23 12:53:07 PM  
Barbaric and totally unnecessary...

Perpetuation stupid beliefs such as these are just another reason people need to understand their religion is just a myth, and not to be taken literally.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2006-10-23 12:53:11 PM  
Male circumcisionis the equivalent of cutting off a hangnail, some hair, or a mole. It may not have much in medical necessiaty (a small chance it helps keep the number of infections down). But it has little to no downside. Sexual feeling, maybe. Mutilation...hardly.

Female circumcision serves no purpose, and has drastic side effects. If it didn't have the tendency of reinforcing male dominance, then it would not be used. There is no medical necessity, or even marginal benefit. There is only mutilation.

Please, try not to confuse the two.

 
aspAddict 2006-10-23 12:53:51 PM  
Wanted for questioning?
i115.photobucket.com

/Deal mostly in...chicken...

 
MonkeyBoy666 2006-10-23 12:54:04 PM  
lhclubs: If we start circumcising females, will they start buying Corvettes?

Where have you been? They already do.

Thanks to the bias against men owning sportscars, they're about the only ones able to buy one before middle age AND still be able to insure it - without having a trust fund, of course.

Insurance companies are the real mutilators.

 
Ditto 2006-10-23 12:54:13 PM  
Granted I don't know what I lost when my parents had me circumcised, or why they had it done in the first place, I do know that I'm fully capable of having and enjoying sex, including the orgasm. My situation sounds infinitely better than what these girls are going through.

Don't compare my "plight" to what these girls are going through. It's an insult to the girls.

 
phaseolus 2006-10-23 12:54:25 PM  
I fully expected that a discussion of barbaric mutilation of girls would turn into 1.) a chance to bash those damn liberal multiculturals, and 2.) a lot of axe-grinding over something that doesn't ruin a male baby's life 99.99999% of the time and bothers him a lot less than that annoying piece of umbilical cord does for a couple days.

Just another day on the internets, I guess. If I wasn't so lazy I'd post a pic of the church lady doing her little superiority dance right about now...

 
TheWizard 2006-10-23 12:54:30 PM  
What if female circumcision was just ritual scarring of the tissue in a manner that did not interfere with any functions? Would it be ok then?

No it wouldn't. Let your child decide when he is capable of making the decision on his own. It is a foolish procedure when done automatically.

If something is wrong, then fix it. But we don't have our appendix preemptively removed at birth. Its the same issue.

 
Naticus 2006-10-23 12:55:03 PM  
I got the joke elchip. And it awards 2 combo points! I might go full Afflic on my lock when the time comes.

It's just wrong. I got no problem with the male circumcision, but female is right out the farkin door. Guys get off no matter what, unless they accidentally scoop out a side or something. ooww

 
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