Don't even try and get away with Dignified Traveller. The TSA will put the kibosh on that right quick .

Two flight attendants dressed up as "I Spy" characters but ended up looking like terrorists with bombs.

Is it just me, or has the author perhaps got that confused with "Spy vs. Spy"? I can't imagine dressing up like Bill Cosby and Robert Culp would cause a ruckus.

Drunk Pilot is perhaps the best on that list, solely because they couldn't stop him from being a fake, drunk pilot...it sounds as though they just followed him around a while to make sure he didn't try to fly something.

The Drunken Pilot costume sounds kinda funny.

No baby bomber pic yet? This place is slipping.

Coolhaus

Don't even try and get away with Dignified Traveller. The TSA will put the kibosh on that right quick.

Game over, thread winner.

What is wrong with CEO, drunken pilot, priest, or the opposite sex?

My best costume is in my profile, and bad to fly with if you fly the friendly skies before you fly the friendly skies.

they forgot "Highjacker"

People have to be told this??? No common sense???

Dammit Namey Namerson I came in here to post the same thing..

/Kim Jong-il is gonna party it up this year!

they also forgot Poland

People wear costumes to the airport? Honestly, it would never have occurred to me to dress up for my flight.

I've always wanted to dress up as a pilot and hit the bars! that would be frakin funny! they did that on the Man Show (link pops)

Come dressed as a suitcase and fly for free!

Is this allowed?

I thought the only adults that dressed up for halloween at work were secretaries?

Why would you dress up as an airport?

Oh.

vliam "Johnny Switch-blade Punk"


Can you get on the plane dressed as a "747 landing gear"

Yeah, Osama is going to do a lot of flying....

2006-10-18 05:40:28 PM Xzavier

I've always wanted to dress up as a pilot and hit the bars! that would be frakin funny! they did that on the Man Show (link pops)

Definitely one of the best moments from that show.

They pay people to write this crap?

Costume? Meh. Try 'Natural Born American Jew of Palestinian/Middle Eastern Heritage'..

Heard from someone I work with the other day who fits that description and tried to fly. Two missed flights later, after producing a yalmulke from his luggage, the TSA finally stopped calling him a liar and let him catch his flight back home.

dress up in a TSA uniform and start going through peoples bags

/were is my fake metal detector wand
//these days would you wanna get on a plane with an adult in any costume

BigDumbGuy

I just vomited in terror.

Thanks NormallyTechnos. Good to see that Debbie Downer is posting today.

/wah waaaahhhhh

The pic in that article is absolutely hilarious.

You know, 15 years ago I wanted to dress up like an ethnic Arab in traditional garb, and go to JIA, walk around the main terminal, then leave an empty briefcase on a seat somewhere, and start walking away VERY FAST.

Now adays, that will get you black-bagged & disappeared.

/It was funny back in the day.

Am I the only one who finds it disturbing that a farking Halloween costume is banned/inappropriate just because the airport security don't "approve" of it for non-security reasons? Seriously, how is dressing up as Osama a security threat? Answer: It isn't. The only legitimate reason for getting bent out of shape over a costume would be if it was made of dangerous materials or featured knives or something like that. Bad taste != Security threat

My vote for costume you should wear to the airport:

I dare someone...to dress up like superman in a wheelchair. Steve irwin with a stingray on your chest is another.

NormallyTechnos

"Costume? Meh. Try 'Natural Born American Jew of Palestinian/Middle Eastern Heritage'"

Sounds like a cunning disguise from a clever Palestinian suicide bomber. Make him spin a dradle and quote some Mel Brooks films before you trust him.

Is this the thread where we see pics of the hot hot hot redhead who dressed up as the mad hatter from last year?

I guess a muslim could shove a fence post up their butt and go as a fudgesicle.

gradatim
Free speech does have its limits. Further, airports are private property. All they have to do is enact a dress code like restaurants and clubs.

MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK

My vote for costume you should wear to the airport

I tried that once, but the TSA claimed my back hair was a noxious weapon. Meh, I thought I looked hot.

This Halloween remember to find parents who dress their kids up to be cute instead of scary, smile and kick them in the stomach.

/the world exceeded its lame quota with Jar Jar.

Obvious tag explodes...

So my idea to go as a boxcutter is probably out?

I was hoping to wear my "luggage" costume. Oh well. I guess that I'll have to get lost another time.

ga362 Ahh, the winds just right for racism.

MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK
I vote for that not only to be worn in airports, but bus stops, places of business, restaraunts, indeed all places that I frequent.

MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK

My vote for costume you should wear to the airport:

Crack whore?

Don't dress as a suitcase. You'll get lost.

What's woring with dressing as the opposite sex? They don't really give an explanation for that one. Also, the flasher isn't so much a "costume," as as it is illegal. They did the drunken pilot thing on "The Man Show." Not that I ever watched the man show, of course. It was probably unoriginal when they did it, too.

Drunken pilot. A passenger thought it would be clever to come to the airport dressed up as a pilot and hit the bars a good three hours before his flight. He met up with several passengers who were horrified when he claimed to be their pilot. He wasn't breaking any rules, and nobody had the right to tell him to quit, although security was alerted and made sure he wasn't really working the flight.

Airline pilot uniform $110
Three hour bar tab: $150
Getting an entire terminal to think you work for United: Priceless.

Nabb1

Thank you. That would've driven me crazy all night trying to figure out what he was talking about.

"Why does Cliff Huxtable have 12 jello pudding pops chained together and wrapped around his waist?"