I caugth some guys stealing my stairwell. I ran after them, and fell 12 feet.

MorningBreath: I caugth some guys stealing my stairwell. I ran after them, and fell 12 feet.

Ouch, that's a sad storey.

You two are just hystairical.

just doing our part to take the level of humor on fark up a step.

was it a stairwell going up or a stairwell going down

Better get the dogs, we've got a runner.

How'd they get it out? Did they take the elevator?

How is stealing vandalism, isn't it just theft or STEALING?

/semi-serious question

Did they take it one step at a time?

OH NO!!1! MY LOUVERS!!!1!!!!1!!1!

How many scrap dealers can there be on Guam?

mars22: farking turd ball punk biatches.

What do you do with the other seven hours of your day?

mars22: Im gonna beat the shiat out of anyone i catch stealing street signs.

farking turd ball punk biatches.

I believe that you forgot the necessary "Get Off My Lawn"

Those sons-of-biatches ran off with my low-risers again! Thats the third time this week!

\low-risers are a hot item on the street
\\the more you know....

zero one one plus IT&E!

Is it possible some space/time distortion is causing these areas to go back before the doors and stairwells were installed?

GODDAM TOOK MY MEDDAL GRADINGS

Those vandals.

Imagine the stares they get.

In Phoenix thieves once stole a pair of bronze doors worth $5,000 off the city courthouse in the middle of the night.

I always wondered what house then ended up on.

The courthouse doors looked exactly like these:

right here

I wonder...no door thief would ever drive his loot clear across the USA to fence it would he?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

In other news, there is KUAM television. Can I get that on DirectTV?

So what is Heaven going to do once these guys die?

(boooo on lame jokes, i know)

Wow you guys are lame

More newsorthy:

Will hit it, hit it raw and bounce

More importantly, it's an ISLAND. Where are they going to go? One person has no stairwells another person has two. Hmmm.

Makh

The catch a flight...

-The +They

/d'oh

Damn, we should have had voting on these.

gtv42, you made me lol.

they've stolen medal gradings

wouldn't that be 'metal gratings'?

"Hey, Egon. Where do these stairs go?"

"They go up."

I'd like to step up and say this sounds like the work of a second story man. Or maybe it is someone railing against the system. (Horatio looks for a fire escape to avoid the flinging of rotten fruit, but notices it's be stolen as (stair) well.

Subcribe to Jean Hudson's news feed.

Done.

Oh yea? We stole the Scream!