woooooooooooooooooo

What about Red Stripe?

HOORAY BEER!

Yes it does

I call B.S.!!

But it does render one incredibly, embarrassingly truthful.

/healthy, wealthy, wise?

She was pushed. It was an inside job.

fly...no...projective vomit...why, yes!


mm cabo wabo....

Wow, I thought it took acid to fly.

Nah, I blame TV!

Well, she'd have overindulged on rum, which actually can make you fly. She was just too wasted to fly straight.

Why would you lie to us, submitter? That's terrible.

No, no, no. If you look at it closely, it says "renders you able to FIGHT", not fly. But I can understand the confusion, as it says that somewhere on the inside bottom part of the bottle.

The guy who yelled "TEQUILA" in that one song died recently

One tequila two tequila three tequila floor.

Results pending in similar cases with SoCo and Kahlua.

Classic joke:

yada yada yada... punchline: "Superman, you're really a jerk when you're drunk."

I'm flying, Jack!

I call B.S. too. Cruise ship operators are a bunch of a-holes.

She was searching for her lost shaker of salt.

You've obviously never drank enough tequi!la!!11!1

Superman, you are SUCH an asshole when you're drunk.

HA HA HA

Look at the n00bz0rz!!!1111eleventyone

Everyone knows that absinthe is what makes you fly. Tequila just makes you want to fight everyone you come across, and puke on the ossifers shoes.

/who knew that ossifers liked having mirror polished shoes
//good times...phonecall please

I clearly remember jumping off the third story of my college apartment complex into the courtyard pool after 12 tequila shots. I was flying for a few seconds.

After 6 shots you learn kung-fu. After 10 you become invisible.

As much as we would like to think otherwise, excessive consumption of Tequila does not render one able to fly

...and as we learned in a previous thread, it won't make you or your middle finger train-proof either.

Damn! There go my plans for the evening.

naah, anyone on a Carnival cruise wouldn't have enough money to get that toasted at the prices they charge for a shot.

Besa Mi Cola

What are you looking at, about $7 a drink on those boats? The kids that can afford to blow $3,000 on a week of luxury can do it.

"Wake up and be happy
Live just for today.
Drown in cheap tequila
And flush your blues away..."

/shot overboard

ClipJoint

Man, you had to get trashed before you jumped off buildings? In my college, we call that "the normal route to class".

/don't ask what we do drunk
//we're bad enough sober

Bullshiat. Made the contents of my stomach fly. It's obviously just a matter of enough Tequila.

/can't drink it anymore
//prairie fires

Still watering down the drinks on cruise ships, I gather. Most of the time tequila can make you fly and passengers sometims just fly completely off the ship. Apparentlly this woman had too much water in her drink to fly appropriately.

Where in the article did it say anything about tequila, or even alcohol for that matter?

BuckTheInfernal

I think you meant "culo". Unless you want some one to kiss your

/spanish nazi
//not really
///spanish vulgar slang nazi

geetus:

Cola means TAIL in Spanish....so technically, Buck is correct

culo works, too. And I knew cola was something like that, but being fark I just assumed it was meant to be a vulgarity.

/safe assumption, right?

Of course. Most people will use culo......but cola is an acceptable (at times) alternative.

Cola=tail=ass

/subtleties of foreign vulgarities are fun

Beavosaurus Rex: Cola=tail=ass

I thought that was supposed to be "Colitas", as in "Warm smell of Colitas... rising up through the air", a euphamism for smoking pot, from the way the the smoke would curl up in the air like 'little rooster tails'.

Or so the legend of "Hotel California" goes.

No, but Jack Daniels enables me to beat up those six bikers over there.

"Don't go blaming acid on this guy. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first and try it out? He's an idiot. He's dead. Good. One less doorknob in the world."

- the immortal Bill Hicks

Everyone knows tequila doesn't make you fly, it makes you invisible.. or invulnerable... I forget which because it mainly just makes me pass out.

hexane: She was searching for her lost shaker of salt.

Salt? What a horrible way to ruin the taste of the tequila. The real way to drink tequila is to unscrew the cap and throw it away, place the bottle to your lips and start drinking, wake up the next day and apologize to your friends.