Society airbrushes everything then?

Oh crap, don't tell me furkinis are never coming back???

Seriously, who still buys playboy?

You mean we're adding in lame commentary in between naked time?

Sad.

...because, of course, you can't see skin anywhere else in Vegas.

/And what was wrong with the idea of male Bunnies?

rat_creature: /And what was wrong with the idea of male Bunnies?

Well guys wearing any animal costume is pretty homosexual.

Do they still do the Bunny dip?

I there was one thing Playboy taught me it was how to mix the perfect martini while listening to my top of the line hi-fi system.

Crown of Negativity

Should have known I would be beaten to that one.

pinch_harmonics

I only buy it when someone actually worth seeing is in it. Still patiently awaiting the Amy Lee, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Scarlett Johansson edition.

Why waste time and money at a halfway dirty nightclub when I have the internet right here at home?

rat_creature
/And what was wrong with the idea of male Bunnies?

*points*
Yer one of them danged yow furries I keep hearin' 'bout, ain't cha? We don't like yer kind 'round here, city boy.

so, anyone else get their first look at boobies from the stack of playboy's found under Dad's bed?

I don't like how they blur out teh genitailia. Makes me feel like I'm looking at creepy Japanese porn.

But when will society catch up to this?

I'm surprise anyone buys porno mags ever since this whole "Internet" thing happened.

JoeCapo: But when will society catch up to this?

Um... NSFW, big time

JoeCapo
NSFW warning, perhaps?

'so, anyone else get their first look at boobies from the stack of playboy's found under Dad's bed?'

guilty as charged...

The Margaret Thatcher government challenged and then revoked the club's casino license in the U.K. in 1981. It forced the closure of the London club, once the company's most profitable operation, and led to the inability of Playboy to obtain a gambling license for a hotel-casino in Atlantic City, N.J., shortly after.

OMG!! Ordinary people having fun! Can't have that. Stick to your bingo, dog-racing and football pools.

i will dang sure go to check that out.

FTFA:

Most important to the $55 million club's profitability, however, is its casino license, marking the first time in a half century that a Nevada club will be allowed to charge customers a cover to access gambling tables.

I just hope they have a nice lounge area where I can enjoy a nice cigar and a glass of bourbon. Sin City is one of my favorite vacation spots, and there is no way I would pay a cover charge just to have a hot chick in a bunny suit serve me drinks while I'm at the craps table. The Hard Rock doesn't charge a cover to walk into the casino, and they have some of the hottest cocktail waitresses in town.

That being said, best of luck to this new operation....and if they have a lounge like I talked about, I might just swing by.

/Definitely interested in what their table minimums are.
//Love to gamble.
///But not a high roller by any stretch of the imagination.

thatguyfred

rat_creature: /And what was wrong with the idea of male Bunnies?
Well guys wearing any animal costume is pretty homosexual.

...costume? They wouldn't get to go nekkid like the women?

Scandal-mired government engaging in pointless war? Check.

Inexplicable obsession with overnight celebritites? Check.

Pervasiveness of hard drug use? Check.

Titilation in place of actual sexual liberation? Check.

Apparently, it's the 70s all over again. Do the hustle.

rat_creature: ...costume? They wouldn't get to go nekkid like the women?

I was thinking the male bunny thing would be like the women at Hef's mansion who dress up with ears, tails, and skimpy outfits.

My message to Playboy:

TFunke writes: Why waste time and money at a halfway dirty nightclub when I have the internet right here at home?

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

/Anonymity FAP!

Howie_Feltersnatch

That's one of the Spitting Image puppets of Thatcher, one of the most-hated PMs since Neville Chamberlain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_Image

male bunnies? I dig that.

/we farkettes want some lovin too

I wouldn't consider Playboy a "porno magazine". The pictures are tasteful and the articles are worth a read more often than not.

So it's a Playboy thread that forces me to think of Margaret's thatcher. That ain't right.

This reminds me of John Irving's article about fifteen years ago titled "Pornography and the New Puritans" (you can Google it, and if you don't want to bother logging in to the New York Times site just look at the cache).

A Google search also turns up Andrea Dworkin's response, which reminds me why I'm glad she's no longer annoying people. I know it's bad to think ill of the dead, but I swear she was the reincarnation of Cotton Mather. Her claim that pornography "eroticize[s] inequality in a way that materially promotes rape, battery, maiming and bondage" was right in line with Mather's "spectral evidence."

Howie_Feltersnatch: Doods in Playboy. I guess it would make sense, considering Playgirl is predominantly purchased by teh gheys.

I suppose what I meant was they could have a Playgirl club but hey wherever they want to put the naked guys is fine with me

>I wouldn't consider Playboy a "porno magazine". The pictures are tasteful and the articles are worth a read more often than not.

I, too, read it for the articles.

Honey, I'm a librarian, and in 21 years of librarianship, NOBODY has ever cut out or removed the articles. Just the centerfolds. So who's kidding who?

Allow me to be the first tell the truth in this thread. Playboy has articles?

JoeCapo

But when will society catch up to this?

Was that chocolate???

Hey, I like dirty old men. My BF is one.

Playboy, playmates, that stupid bunny logo, and most of all Hugh Hefner can kiss my ass.

Playboy is only even remotely exciting or interesting if your:

a) 8 years old

or

b) some dipshiat that only buys his mags at the local drug store.

Shoot, even by the time I turned 9 I was bored with playboy and wanted something more.

As for me, give me a nice issue of Voluptuous or Hustler's Busty Beauties.

p.s. I don't care what anyone says, especially you skinny biatch loving Farkers, Samantha Slopes is a goddess who I would readily serve at her request.

p.p.s. No I did NOT read the farking article.

p.p.p.s. Abreviations are for sissies and slashies are for geeks.

p.p.p.p.s. Playboy's articles blow.

p.p.p.p.p.s. Larry Flint is the TRUE hero of porn, not Hef. I don't care how many chicks Hef's had in his bed, Flint STILL has bigger balls than most men then, when he started, or today.

Howie_Feltersnatch: A radical feminist anarchist. That sounds terrifying.

I bet she's good in the sack.

so... are we, or are we, going to start having hot nekkid chicks wandering down the street for no reason now?

if not, fark playboy.

I visit sluttygothicnakedteenswhoaresluttyandnaked.com for the pop-up ads.

ciocia

How does the fact that teenagers are horny (and apparently don't have the internet...) suggest that the articles are bad. Can't they have pictures that stupid people consider worth stealing, AND articles that don't suck...or did I miss your point

/don't actually know if the articles are any good, just sayin'

There are articles in Playboy?

Day_Old_Dutchie: That's one of the Spitting Image puppets of Thatcher, one of the most-hated PMs since Neville Chamberlain.

I can imagine you Brits hated her. Your economy was deeply in the tank when she was elected. You were slaves to unions, the products you made couldn't be given away, and you were taxed to death. And she delivered you from all that. Hate her, indeed.

/But you had free health care, and that's all that matters.
//Doctors couldn't find an ass with both hands, but it was free.

N. S. Radieaux

Playboy's teh ghey.


what the fark kinda craptastic article what that?

camwhores.com

Howie_Feltersnatch: A radical feminist anarchist. That sounds terrifying.

GeorgeCostanzaI bet she's good in the sack.

Well, she is dead, and she was a lesbian. If you GIS for her picture, you come to the conclusion the latter was one of the few favors she did for men.

Samanta Slopes is a bloated caricature of womanhood. Mocking other people's choice so adamantly when using that woman as a model for your fantasy frames you as quite a sad little monkey.

I hope you were being ironic, Sincalpunk, but I doubt it.