God what a bunch of losers.

I bet those women have sex once a quarter if that.

Karen Helton spent Friday afternoon doing something she's done for nearly 10 years -- encouraging her son Jared while watching him practice his moves at dance works studio.

"I think a lot of the parents bring their children here because of its reputation," Helton said.

She said her son has grown up dancing at the studio, and so have plenty of other kids. That's why she's concerned about a new neighbor in the area.

"I am not happy about it at all," Helton said.

You've got bigger problems than a porn store in your neighborhood, lady.

I get closer and closer to opening up a Good Adult store in Boston. No videos, except training videos maybe. Books, Excellent equipment by names kinksters trust, maybe some seminars and classes. Absolutely no crappy equipment, If it breaks within a month, its no good, and not worth selling. My ex usta go through Vibrators like doritos, tryin to find a decent one.
You go into Amazing, and it seems like they focus on the "novelty" rather than the quality.

Hahaha didn't someone from Murfreesboro send an email to Strongbad?

Murfreesboro is a hellhole. I spent a week there at MTSU for a guitar camp, that place is terrible.

Hehe, I saw that as "muffsboro" at first. I'm sure the good folks there would appreciate a few weeners.

HURRAY!!! I live in murfreesboro!

poison gas!

Tactful: Hehe, I saw that as "muffsboro" at first. I'm sure the good folks there would appreciate a few weeners.

Especially yours. That would be the optimum weiner.

They sell adult videos, lingerie, and other adult knick-knacks.
knick-knacks?

Stupid Farking Christians...Sex is Terrible, but the bullshiat in the bible is ok.

But don't close down any of the bars or liquor stores in the town, drunk drivers never hurt anybody. A dildo never hurts anybody, unless it's used properly.

That adult video store will get no business if all the women are raising their sons to be dancing nancy boys. They have nothing to worry about.

monty

O thnap! Caught with my pants down.

/I should know better than to trust the spelling in a fark headline.

What happened to the article about the Iranian video game?

/I was about to read it, or at least laugh at the flamewar.

Ha, I grew up in Murfreesboro and always thought it need more porn.

LukeA

Weird - guess it got nuked. These comments will probably have a similar fate. Farewell, cruel world!

Knick knacks?
You know, erotic Hummel Figurines and the like.

Anyone remember this SBemail? They don't like them like this anymore.

/Murfreesboro was the trigger word.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail91.html

LukeA

Thats happened a couple times lately, it seems if the thread is going to quickly to a flamewar it goes back to TF.

/comment probably to be deleted

FTA: City officials said this is the first adult business ever to set up shop in Murfreesboro.

Sounds like a boring town if this is the first "adult" business. I guess they all want to be Toys-R-Us kids there.

2006-10-01 10:04:42 PM LukeA
What happened to the article about the Iranian video game?

/I was about to read it, or at least laugh at the flamewar.


Not sure whats going on but I have tried to post in 2 articles on the main page and gotten the message that the article is reserved for TotalFark Subscribers. When I returned to Farking the article was gone.

Mods off their meds, maybe.

Whatever, her son is totally yanking to the image of his classmates in their dance tights, I don't think she has to worry about the adult store.

Clearly these parents haven't been to these shops. My girlfriend and I go to the sex shops quite often. Some of these shops require everyone to show ID as they enter (they know me well enough to not card me, but not well enough to call me by name). Their kiddies aren't going to get into the sex shops unless they are 18 (at that point they're adults so you can't stop them) or they have a fake id.

Me, I feel sorry for the husbands of the women in TFA. Clearly I'm having better sex than they are.

wait until that woman's dancing son starts visiting the GAY adult bookstore in the next town over.

As every enlightened person knows, it's the government's job to prevent adults from sinning, even if they're not saved.

Oh yeah, and the earth is the center of the universe, too.

/oh, and where exactly in the Bible did Jesus say not to use sex toys?

WipeHandsOnPants
/oh, and where exactly in the Bible did Jesus say not to use sex toys?

Right after the part about abortion.



/No, I don't mean to start anything
//It's just a joke

Kali76

There's plenty of gay porn in a regular adult store... so I heard

/runs back inside the closet

Agent19: You know, erotic Hummel Figurines and the like.
That's what came to mind when I read that, and then my Grandmother that used to collect them...I need the mind bleach.

wait until that woman's dancing son starts visiting the GAY adult bookstore in the next town over.

DAMN!!! You beat me to the gay joke. I was going to mention her son dancing in the gay bar the next town over.

Who knows, maybe when her son turns 18 she can find the gay porn he bought at the adult book store.

"Jared, what is 'Astroglide'? I found that bottle on your desk next to your computer sitting on top of your bible."

Karen Helton spent Friday afternoon doing something she's done for nearly 10 years -- encouraging her son Jared while watching him practice his moves at dance works studio.

Does he like to play with barbie dolls too? She might want to pay closer attention to her son.

Just sayin.

/I would be willing to bet money that over 2/3rds of the guys graduating from there are "playing for the other team" as the saying goes
//pooftah!

I agree with a lot of the posts here - I'm pro-sex, pro-porn (unless it's unpleasant), etc. etc. The woman quoted in article sounds pretty biatchy, granted.

OTOH: I can sympathize with parents who want to protect their kids from the big bad world. People are way not open about sex stuff. I'm guessing it's hard for lots of people to talk about it with their kids, especially if the kids are young. I'm sure this store makes them really uncomfortable.

/or is that uncumfortable?

redwolff: That adult video store will get no business if all the women are raising their sons to be dancing nancy boys. They have nothing to worry about.

well they are certainly raising contestants to volunteer to mop um the "spills" at the new store

Murfreesboro was mentioned in an SB-email, but I can't remember which one...

redwolff
That adult video store will get no business if all the women are raising their sons to be dancing nancy boys. They have nothing to worry about.

That or the store will end up with a large gay porn section.

You should have said "los postos primeros" but in English.

/Are headlines filtered?

Yay, home (and current) town on Fark FTW!
I for one am shocked, absolutely SHOCKED that someone would have the nerve to open such an establishment anywhere!

Dear Justin: In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town.

Hahaha, sounds like she's going to be having fun when her kid starts practicing "dance moves" with other boys. More power to you, babe, wave that gay flag high.

What I find really ironic is that so many people are against sex, but there's not as much of an outcry over violence. I mean, sure, there are groups, but do we ever see news reports about southern towns that want the local gun shop shut down?

So which is worse: the creation of life, or the destruction of it?

monty666
krazydiamond
kali76
redwolff
Gairloch

I know you're all trying to be witty, but your comments are pretty insulting to gay people. The kid is not a "problem" or somthing his "mother should be watching more carefully", etc.

2006-10-01 10:42:25 PM HomoHabilis


monty666
krazydiamond
kali76
redwolff
Gairloch

I know you're all trying to be witty, but your comments are pretty insulting to gay people. The kid is not a "problem" or somthing his "mother should be watching more carefully", etc.


New to these parts huh!

Grand_Moff_Joseph
Murfreesboro was mentioned in an SB-email, but I can't remember which one...

Well, might I suggest, Mr. not-so-grand moff, that you joseph could check your butt, or your face, or look in the thread to find the answer to this deeply important question. Since it was already answered. In the thread. Up there.

/caffeine

I was full of wonder
When I left Murfreesboro
Now I am full of hollow
On Maxwell street...

21 Up is a big chain of adult shops here in the Nashville area. There's at least a dozen of them. One's just down the street from my house!

HomoHabilis

monty666
krazydiamond
kali76
redwolff
Gairloch

I know you're all trying to be witty, but your comments are pretty insulting to gay people. The kid is not a "problem" or somthing his "mother should be watching more carefully", etc.

Senator, I served with gay people, I knew gay people, gay people was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no gay people.

/I swear I made that up myself
//no really

So anyway, one time I was at this porno shop, and as I was leaving, I saw this hot 20 year oldish chick walking in with an older lady who seemed to be in her late 40's or early 50's perhaps. I'm not sure what the deal was, but I like to think that they were mother/daughter. That was hot.

*fap fap fap fap*

"Karen Helton spent Friday afternoon doing something she's done for nearly 10 years -- "

--remaining blissfully ignorant to the rights and desires of other folks that don't share her views.


/bets Mr. Helton has a few naughty links hidden in his Favorites file

From TFA: "Dance Works is just a hop, skip and a jump away."

According to my scientific experiment, the dance studio is about 11 feet from the porn store. If she distracts her son with a new pair of tights he should be safe from this scourge.