Do go on.

I'm sitting in the design room at my school's newspaper cursing the names of the section editors and the photo editor because I've been here for damn near five hours now trying to do a job that should have only taken me four but is probably at least two hours away from completion thanks to the fact that they think deadlines are optional and things can come in when they feel like.

I'm a bit pissy, thanks. But the thought of jalepeno juice and man-bits comingling in unpleasant ways, as long as they aren't my own bits anyway, makes me laugh. So thanks for that much at least.

okay.... you CANNOT post that on fark without some sort of description as to what got you to the point of having to soak your man parts in milk....

inquring minds want to know! : )

submitter: Tfer is soaking his man parts in milk due to a jalapeno mishap.

Dude, that whole "I'm gonna put hot pepper up your ass, girl" is just an expression.

I demand DIT.

How the hell...did you shove a jalapeno up your pee hole? We need DIT!

whole or skim?

It's important.

I'm soaking my female parts in jalapenos due to a milk mishap.

simplemac: okay.... you CANNOT post that on fark without some sort of description as to what got you to the point of having to soak your man parts in milk....

inquring minds want to know! : )


Or pictures if that fails.

JulietaBorboleta

I'm soaking my female parts in jalapenos due to a milk mishap.

If you and submitter where to put yours together, it would b like a Recees but with healing goodness.

I'm drinking milk that I think someone soaked there man parts in.

I thought the 40mph winds blowing sand all over me was bad today. I got home, took a shower and left a medium-sized sand bar at the far end of the tub. My 9 hour day turned into a 12 hour day due to the sand-blindness we experienced for several minutes each hour and I had to drive the full 280 mile trip because the helper they sent with me can't drive a standard transmission vehicle. Oh, and my chemicals needed changing about 100 welds ago.

At the end of the day, at least I don't have to soak my man-parts in milk after a mishap with japalenos. Thank you for putting things in perspective for me.

/pipeline X-Ray technician

pizza guy: Subby here. I was cutting some peppers up and did not wash my hands before I took a leak.

Dude. At which Pizza establishment do you work?

Please no.

pizza guy

Subby here. I was cutting some peppers up and did not wash my hands before I took a leak.

WHere do you work? I don't want a pizza from a pizza guy who doesn't wash his hands after he pees.

Manta537, I think you have things out of order. Due to not washing his hands *before* he peed, he wound up with jalapeno juice on his divining rod. I should hope people in the civilized world can be bothered to wash their hands after they pee regardless.

Subby here. I was cutting some peppers up and did not wash my hands before I took a leak.

i wish you werent a liar.

This thread is just fine without pics of your cojones latte.

Just don't sit down in a wood slat chair!!

I used to work at a pizza place. I'm going to say that this is entirely plausible.

biorhythmist: This thread is just fine without pics of your cojones latte.

ZOMG it's totally a fapuccino!!!!!!

Hi...I am pizza guy's roommate...I just got home and OMIGOD so freakin' hysterical!!!

I just took pics but will take me a minute to load up.... give me a sec....

Uncle Rico

Oh, yeah. I got carried away there.

pizza guy

Rubbing alcohol will take away the oils that burn right now..

Uncle Rico /pipeline X-Ray technician

How weird, I just poisoned by a pipeline X-Ray technician just a couple of hours ago because he said, in his own words, "I don't know what I'm doing".

It made me a little suspicious.

Actually, for quick pain relief, look for some capsacin cream at your pharmacy. It works well for joint pain, and works equally well on your ween.

biorhythmist: This thread is just fine without pics of your cojones latte.

Lies! Foul lies! If there's one thing this thread needs its more pictures of male genitalia in milk!

/is not clicking any link in this thread, no matter what

This thread is useless without pics.

TwistedTenacity

I believe that you are a registered pharmacist? This could do you well pizza guy too. Try the rubbing alcohol first, if not then the creme.

I scrapped some skin off my finger today. That hurt like hell. Probably better than your wiener problems

All we need are some clamcakes and we've got a Fark party!

Cojones en leche? Que lastima!

Manta537: I believe that you are a registered pharmacist


Yes, the pharmacist knows best. It says "pain relief" on the box, doesn't it?

KyngNothing: Just don't please sit down in a wood slat chair!!

there ya go!

TwistedTenacity

Yes, the pharmacist knows best. It says "pain relief" on the box, doesn't it?

Wouldn't the oils from the peppers come right of with alcohol? Sorry, long time since Organic. I would get the oils off, then use the cream for good messure.

I did this once, though I did not know soaking my dick in milk would have done something. Seems like it would be as helpful as wrapping it in bread.

I was probably about 15, and I had made a sandwich with this ridiculously hot sauce called Endorphine Rush (it had one of those "you might die" warnings).

I didn't even think I got any on my hands, but I had probably washed them two or three times through out the course of the day, when several hours later, it was time to satisfy myself. You know, because just getting the stuff on my junk wouldn't have been good enough, I had to make sure everything was stretched out to capacity and ideally porous.

At any rate, I spent the rest of my night soaking my junk in ice water. Learned an important lesson that day, now I don't do the deed the same day I eat anything remotely spicy.

Bleach will not only neutralize it, it will give your pubes a punky style.

So this is a more common accident than I thought. Maybe I can invent something to help provent this horrible infliction.

Okay...I forgot the code to link a picture.

<img src="http://www.wearthepictureis.com/NAMEOFPICTURE.jpg:>

Another soaked nuts thread?

Maybe I can invent something to help provent this horrible infliction.

Yeah, if only they made some kind of form-fitting covers for hands. That would be brilliant. People could use them in all sorts of food preparation.

If it makes you feel better subby, I did the same thing with habaneros. Ouch.

Ooops:

<img src="http://www.wearthepictureis.com/NAMEOFPICTURE.jpg">

Needed another " there.

Didn't read the thread yet, but my suggestion is to keep a pack of cheapo latex gloves (like the kind your doctor uses when he sticks something up your butt) in the kitchen drawer.

A pack of 50 of those gloves is a couple of bucks. I can now sit there and hand pick canned chipotles or de-stem habaneros with my hands, rip the gloves off, and pick my nose with impunity.

I used to work in a restaurant where the chefs would place jalepeno's on their foreheads to give themselves temporary rash-tattoes.

Thatsa spicy meataball, you got der pizza guy

Action Replay Nick: Endorphine Rush

I put a bunch of that on wings this weekend. My ass is still swollen.

Hope the wang is okay pizza guy

Manta537: TwistedTenacity

I believe that you are a registered pharmacist? This could do you well pizza guy too. Try the rubbing alcohol first, if not then the creme.


Yeah, that'll help.

For the uninformed Capsacin is the stuff that gives peppers their heat. Put that stuff on your privey's and you'll be soaking in milk for weeks.

I need to link this sucker with pops..it is majorly nsfw!!!

Anyone know that code??

pops

Here it is...in all its milky glory!!!!

I remembered the popping linky thing.

i'm so praying for this to go green.