Hi there. I have a friend staying at the mirage, is there anyone that can go buy some poptarts (strawberry, preferably) and drop them off at the belloboy front desk or whatever? I can give you the guests name so it goes to her. I'll pay $40 and the price of poptarts will come out of that.

This is weird.

This is very weird.

Someone got themselves stoned, eh?

Sounds like someone is desperate for pussy nude webcam pics.

Your DIT should have included a funny story of why it is so imperative to get Pop Tarts to your friend so quickly.

Drew! This so needs a greenlight.

that IS weird.
i would do it but i'm at work and can't leave til six. and i'd want to see the look on the poptart recipient's face.

let em explain, my very good friend is away for the first time without her kids. She is in vegas with another female friend. We have been sending stuff to the room each night but have kind of exhausted room service. She LOVES poptarts. She has eaten them every night for snack since she was a little kid. It would crack her up if I got someone to do this.

If by poptarts you mean a kilo of blow, then sure! Sign me up!

Is this before or after I give you my bank account number?

Ever think of just calling the hotel and asking? They'd probably do it for free.

See, why did you have to go f*ck up my perfectly good theory by being a woman?

You should post an ad on Craigslist, under "poptart" fetishes.

the hotel won't do it...we tried. They already messed up one of our other deliveries that was simple room service. I am no longer a fan of the mirage.

I will pay someone to bring me country fried steak to my office

frosted or plain?

/nowhere near Vegas
//loves plain strawberry poptarts

I can paypal the willing party or send a money order or whatever you want. I know the money won't get there till after the deed (unless it's paypal)(it needs to be tonight or tomorrow)

but pleeeaaaaassseeeee I swear I am good for it. I should go ask farkspacepeepholes, she knows me.

WHat about a messenger service? They may be able to do it for that price.

Action Replay Nick
See, why did you have to go f*ck up my perfectly good theory by being a woman?

Well, it either farked up your theory are made it much hotter.

I'd do it, naked for another $60 extra, too bad I am not in the neighbourhood.

in vegas with another female friend

Any chance of a "three way" if the pop tarts are delivered?

/ Just asking

I'm not asking you to go up to the room, just leave it at the desk and they will send it up there. If they eat them without sending them up I will be so pissed.

This sounds like one of those situations where the submitter's post is actually code, and only the assasin knows what it truely means. Of course, since they have never met, the person buying the contract, and the assasin need some way to contact eachother, that would go unoticed to the uninitiated.

It's all so clear.

/I tip my aluminium hat to you and your crazy schemes.

Tom Cruise is in Vegas? And all his assistants are gone picking up something else out of state??

For something like this, the $40 is the wrong angle. She would already have the Pop-Tarts if it was promised she isn't bad looking and will answer the door topless.

*assassin

/damn it

Action Replay Nick: For something like this, the $40 is the wrong angle. She would already have the Pop-Tarts if it was promised she isn't bad looking and will answer the door topless.

Given this is fark, BIE would peobably work too.

/No where near Las Vagas...

Better send ninjas, or pirates will steal your pop-tarts.

Yes, there are pop-tart pirates.

If I lived in Vegas, I would help you out in a heartbeat. I think doing stuff like this is fun.

I sent a cookie bouquet to a friend that had been in a car accident that morning. I asked the cookie people to buy a container of chocolate milk to deliver with the cookies because as we all know, chocolate milk cures all evils. They thought it was a great idea and did it for me and only billed me for the cost of the milk.

auntofdogface that is awesome! What a great idea. Well guys, I just called a couple courier services and they want $40 too and won't get to it till tomorrow. I am not sure I trust them, but I really would trust a farker and rather they have the money. Anyone?? plleeeeassee.

I'd do it if i wasn't working. Can she wait til 7pm Pacific?

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Yes, there are pop-tart pirates.

You bet your sweet bippy there are

/yarr!

solitaire0625: I just called a couple courier services and they want $40 too and won't get to it till tomorrow. I am not sure I trust them, but I really would trust a farker and rather they have the money.

Are you sending these messages from somewhere in Nigeria?

Actually, I rescind my offer. I don't really want to go to the strip after work. Sorry. I know, I suck.

I would if it did not involve the strip. It would take me a half an hour just to get to the hotel.
The courier should be ok, this is what they do. Its a cute idea, good luck! :)

If you pay for airfare, you could pull a Sinatra and I'll fly out from New York City with Poptarts in tow.

waaaah, other couriers want $75 to start. My idea is fizzling.

Maybe it's just me, but I can't help but feel that there's something shady about this...

Ok, so I got $20 that there are no takers in the next hour. Anyone, anyone?

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!!

GREENLIGHT!!!

The only problem with your idea is that it doesn't involve titties.

You could see the choice to green it or not sit in the balance... a bunch went red, but this sat a solitary black, waiting for a descision...

Manta537: You should post an ad on Craigslist, under "poptart" fetishes.

Fabulous. I've got a filet mignon fetish I need taken care of. I'll give someone $20 if they bring me one right now.

HOLY CRAP, THEY GREEENLIT MY INSANE THREAD????

I can vouch for submitter as she's my sister. Yep, same mom and dad, as it goes.

pinchy

Do this only if you want to wake up in a tub full of ice missing your spleen.

Seriously, I would have thought 10 people would have offered to do this by now.

I am disappointed in Fark's response, there's not a single person in Vegas reading this?

I'd do it in a second if I wasn't a thousand miles away. Hell, probably for free.

LOL @ green

Do you totalfarkers do stuff like this a lot?

Cause if so, sign me up!!