Jawsome!

Humans are evolving - new human found that spells "its" correctly.

/alpha male right here, ladies

*Knock knock* Land shark

kronicfeld: *Knock knock* Land shark

Heh, beat me to it, I was thinking the same thing though.

If they get hold of the lasers, we are farking DEAD

I hope they never get thumbs...

/"Candygram..."

But can they play the drums?

Would it be ironic if one knocked on a door and Bevets answered?

I thought it was only a dolphin...

Would it be ironic if one knocked on a door and Bevets answered?

"Heavens to Betsy, a creation of Satan intended to deceive me! I must go kill a scientist."

Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads? Nah ...

Bah - no pics?

Good one Subby!

I submitted this with a suck ass lawyer joke.

submitter: Sharks are evolving - new shark found that walks on it's fins. Knock knock. "Who is it?"


"Uh... Jehova's Witnesses?"

Brings a whole new meaning to "jump the shark".

submitter: "Who is it?"

It's Bob the Angry Flower, jackass.

George W Bush does not care about shark people.

It's a sign of the coming Apostrophe!

"Excuse me sir, I am but a simple vacuum cleaner salesman. May I have a moment of your time...inside? Alone?"

"You know all those security scenarios we ran? Well, we're smack in the middle of one we didn't think of. Eddie Kim filled the plane with poisonous snakes sharks that can walk on their fins."

"What kind of insane plan is this?"

Sharks I can handle, what I worry about is walking Sea Bass, especially if they are ill tempered....

Don't be an ignorrant slut.

did anyone else notice in the article that the Indonesians were fishing with dynamite?

*knock knock*

who is it?

candygram

FTA: The team from Conservation International also warned that the area - known as Bird's Head Seascape - is under danger from fishermen who use dynamite and cyanide to net their catches

Mmm..... cyanide fish....

Kudos to smitty for the SNL reference.

The Aristocrats!

Oh, wait. Wrong joke.

Personally, I won't really panicoontil the dolphins evolve opposable thumbs.

Adman12: Personally, I won't really panicoontil the dolphins evolve opposable thumbs.

That was supposed to be "panicoontil", but I missed a space and triggered the C-U-Next-Tuesday filter.

Need another coffee, Adman12?

...eight new species of shrimp.

Hold on while I go collect two new species of butter to dip them in!

How cool would it be to ride a walking shark?!?!? Wouldn't that be cool?

Why the heck don't the freakin locals ever report this kind of stuff?

darn, i came in to post the a pic of sharks with friggin laser beams, but ive beaten, now my life has no purpose

/goes and cries in the corner

Note to Submitter:

This article never mentions evolutionism

Apparently everyone failed to notice the awesome new species discovered...the "Flasher Wrasse". That's right, ladies. Flash yer ass. Or something.

BarkingPumpkin: Need another coffee, Adman12?

Aye!


Bevets: This article never mentions evolutionism

Evolutionism is the tinfoil hat atheists wear to keep God out of their brainwaves.

They've got no option but to evolve, seeing as how we are fishing the f**k out of them.

Or, just lopping their dorsal find off and chucking the rest back into the ocean.

Bevets: Note to Submitter:

This article never mentions evolutionism


Popcorn! get your popcorn here!

Whoops, dorsal FIN.

Bevets: This article never mentions evolutionism


maybe because no serious journalist would ever use a ridiculous term like 'evolutionism".

It never mentions "sharkiology" or "finwalkism" either. What's your point?

oh good, now we get a sequel to jaws... again

Thanks darwin...

On a side note to the sidenote, I'm making me a new darwin fish decal...

jabber jaw joke I'm too lazy to make goes here...

aaaaaand I'm out, who's up next?

clownpenis.fart: It never mentions "sharkiology" or "finwalkism" either. What's your point?

Although the language used is that of the anti-scientific zealot, he makes a reasonable point, there's nothing in TFA to suggest that the shark is a recently evolved species, only that it's recently been discovered.